Jelly World? THIS ISN'T GOOD! by epk |  |
NO! HELP! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! Okay, if you haven't figured it out yet,
I'm not so excited about the recently announced Jelly World the NeoPets Staff
told us on the 30th of Running, AKA March, mainly because Jelly and I don't
mix. No, I'm not Peanut Butter! It could be because I'm unprepared for the entire
event. Sure, so what if I got 1,000 Neopoints off Jelly Processing Plant? I'm
still no champ, and all those other Champion Jelly Processors will probably
get more respect then they reserve and such... and all I have is a 1,000 NP!
Also, I'm totally out of jelly in the refrigerator and the cupboard, and a bunch
of other reasons. But I'm still proud to deliver totally twisted theory on what
Jelly World could be like.
Shops
Okay, what shops are going to be in this Jelly World? Think about this. What
would be in a Jelly World? Possibly... Jelly? So wouldn't that mean there should
be a Jelly Shop? You know, Grape Jelly, Peach Jelly, Strawberry Jelly, simple
things. Of course, knowing the NeoPets Staff for the past 1.5 years, that's
just not enough! We'll get some of those new Mystery Island tropical fruits
become jellies, like Merry Berry and Tobbie Fruit, plus some old ones like the
classic Golden Juppie and Kraku Berry. But it'll even get more exciting when
we get Jelly and Peanut Butter Sandwiches, Jelly Cakes, Jelly Salads, even Jelly-Stuffed
Lupes! (Excuse me, that was mean, but I hate Lupes.)
Then again, who's heard of a world with just a one store? (Except for the
Haunted Woods, cause they sadly lost one of their shops, and Edna's Tower is
kind of like a store) Well, so what would be a good second store? Well, Jelly
PetPets is well... a weird idea, and I can't think of anything else. Well, it's
up to the NeoPets Team to figure this one out. (And I'm not throwing Jelly Balls
in the Battledome, so no Battledome Shop either!)
Games
Well, we all heard of the Jelly Processing Plant game, so no doubt it will
be part of this new world. But what about a chance game where the jelly you
buy from the previously mentioned Jelly Shop has little numbers of the caps.
You collect the caps, and all the numbers on the caps equal points. You can
gamble points in a game where each point equals 7 Neopoints. You roll the dice,
and whatever the combined sum is equals how many Neopoints each on of your points
are worth. For example, you may have 214 Jelly Points, which by default equals
1,498 Neopoints. If you roll and get a 9, you now have 1926 Neopoints. But this
can be bad as well, because you can get 2 and only have 428 Neopoints. You can
choose to exchange Jelly Points for Neopoints before or after your roll, but
no second rolls.
New NeoPet
Mystery Island has the Kougra. The Space Station has the Grundo. Maraqua
had the Koi. Tyrannia has the Chomby, the Pteri, and the Tonu! Krawk Island
has the Krawks, and not enough frankly. However, I seriously doubt we will see
a Jelly-based NeoPet. What we are more likely to see is a Jelly Paint brush.
All the worlds that don't have their own pet do have their own paint brush.
Like Sakhmet, Haunted Woods, Terror Mountain, and Faerieland. I mean, if you
check out the Gallery of Evil under the World section, we already got the Jelly
Chia, and in the Battledome too! (Lucky Tyrannia has both pets and paint brush...
in fact more pets then any other world except for Neopia Central.)
Who's in Charge?
Okay, one question. Who's the big man on campus? Krawk Island, Terror Mountain,
Haunted Woods, and Space Station don't have any known leader, but I mean a world
made with Jelly can't live without a ruler. First of all, we all know the president
or king or whatever is some sort of psychomaniac to make a world out of jelly.
(And I'm not a psychomaniac, thank you very much.) That's going to be a great
setup for another plot like NPv2 or the Crown Mystery. And if that's not fun
for anyone, we could have a plot like the invasion of Sakhmet or Tyrannia where
we get to fight the bad guys in the Battledome! Ka-Pow! And if we aren't
going to get that, we are going to at least get a plot like the Ski Lodge or
Krawk Cup where the NeoPets Staff is kicked off until there is a clear winner
and whoever choose the winner wins a lot of rare items and trophies and such.
What if my Pet is Allergic to Jelly?
The psychomaniac who made a world out of jelly will be watching you...
Wait... how did all these bold things become questions all of a sudden?
Is this the editorial?
That's all the time we have for today! Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong,
maybe by the time this article is published Jelly World comes out! As they may
say in Jelly World, "Bye with Cherry Jelly on Top!"
Uh... you didn't answer my question.
Let it go. Just let it go.
Disclaimer: None of the above is true in any way, but it could be! And
that guy who I didn't answer his question, he's probably that psychomaniac from
Jelly World. And I still don't like the idea of Jelly World, unless that psychomaniac
is a Lupe who eats asparagus, both which are things that aren't good unless
cooked. (I badmouthed Lupes again! YES!) |
