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Neopia's Fill in the Blank News Source | 28th day of Running, Yr 26
The Neopian Times Week 29 > Articles > NeoHome Extensions

NeoHome Extensions

by teddymon250

When you think about NeoHome extensions, you probably think, "Why would I want to waste my Neopoints like that?" I personally LIKE extensions. What if the NeoPets Team suddenly made random events based on your extensions. I don't think clanking cans is going to stop the Pant Devil from stealing that new Tyrannian Paint Brush that you keep in the living room of your NeoHome.

Different Options
Remember, I'm not the richest Neopian, so I don't have THAT much NP to upgrade my extensions with. I'm just going to go from top to bottom, not the order you get them in, for my own reasons (in other words, I forget). I'm only explaining up as far as I could afford.

Security System
As I said before, I don't think clanking cans are going to stop the Pant Devil from ripping you off.

No Security - Must not want to scare the little kids.

Barbed Wire - Well, I think will scare the little Shoyrus right off your front lawn.

Personally, I only have iron bars protecting my NeoHome. Trust me, they don't make your NeoHome look like army headquarters. I'd upgrade, but it's my old account, and I'm a little low in the NP department. I do take donations though :)

Carpet
In my opinion, good flooring is very important to your NeoHome--they make your pet's feet feel nice. I DON'T think you want rocks for a floor. Dirt and weeds??? Maybe if you like gardening, but you should keep that mess outside. Straw makes my pet itchy. I want the BEST for my pet. Linoleum? Looks like ripped up tiles. My pet's feet might get cut. WOOD?!?!?! They hate slivers. It's okay, but a nice rug will make it look better. Imitation brick. Really good... if your feet are made of stone! OHHHHHHH!!!! Quality carpet. It feels nice on my pet's feet. I don't think I'll upgrade to tile, this carpet is the best for us... he hehehehe. I don't think this would affect random events though.

Lighting
Who wants to live in the dark? You'd bump into things! That would let those Bug Brothers come and sneak up on you. A candle doesn't shed much light on the situation. Torches are good if you like a medieval look. Gas lamps still aren't that bright. ELECTRIC LAMPS! Finally into electricity. Fashion lamps are flashy and nice looking, so who wouldn't want one???

Central Heating
NO HEATING??? I think that might be a little cold.

Basic Heating - A candle? Didn't we try that for lighting?

Heat Lamps - Not as warm as it COULD be.

A Warm Fireplace - Now THAT'S more like it.

Immersion Heating - I'd rather have the fireplace.

Electric Radiator - Back to electricity :) My best friend... hehhehehe.

Upgrading your heating system might not be that important to you, but you never know when that cold, gusty wind creeps right through your door. Another possible random event? "A cold gust of wind rips through your house and your heating bill goes up 88 NP!"

Wallpaper
You do want your walls to match your floors, don't you?

Nasty Ripped Paper - I think we could do better than that.

Cheap Blue Wallpaper - Just the name of it calls you a cheapskate.

Green Pattern Wallpaper - No, I think I'll go to the TOP!

Retro Wallpaper - Are you a hippie or something?

Nice Pattern Wallpaper - Still can go better.

Stain Proof Wallpaper - Good if your pets have temper-tantrums at dinner.

Royal Wallpaper - Now THIS is living like a Coltzan :) Who wouldn't like this wallpaper. I'm sure even Princess Fernypoo has this in her NeoHome.

The only random events this would activate is something like "Great choice on wallpaper! You should be an interior designer or something!"

Insurance
Ah, nearing the end. NO INSURANCE??? You must feel REALLY lucky.

Basic Insurance - The most valuable object you have must be your clothes.

Sharky Insurance - I smell something fishy...

Buzz Extra Protection - The guy in the picture looks like a farmer... are you one too? I think not.

Complete Chia Coverage - Ah, the reliability of the Chia. You're in good hands with Complete Chia Coverage... wait, Chias don't even have thumbs!

Insurance will protect you from random events. For example, "The Snowager shoots an icy blast at your front door and... oh, wait, you've got Complete Chia Coverage so you'll be all right!"

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