"Garble garble Krawk! Garble Krawk!"

by silvermoonlupe

Hi. I am Tom, a blue Buzz... or at least I was. This is my story.

by dekuzcrub

"What?" said KiwiBonk, "Why are you staring at me? You're making me feel weird."

by slack_jawd_yokel

"Splosh the food onto a piece of paper and pin it onto the wall. If your owner asks you why you did that, just say 'I call it, Under My Intestines'."

by ticketytock2kay

He was transfixed by the strange object and stood staring at it. A purple light began to form on the tip of the sharp little appendage.

by wingz2firefly

"Kindness will be returned. Meet me at the soup kitchen."

by melimelimeli

Grargadon raced through the forest. His stomach growled and he foamed at the mouth. He was evidently hungry.

by spuddie_hang

"WHY? That is what I've been wondering for years... WHY do we attack those innocent beings?"

by chimesjon

Bhuhbuh glanced at me and said, "3y3 d0n'7 kn0w. M0m, wh47 i5 in 7h47 p07i0n?"

by yaboofernoodle

Ever since she was a tiny baby all she played with was Sludge. She has collected Sludge from across Neopia for years.

by ootachi17

"You're a winner!!" exclaimed the Tombola man. "Here, take this prize...."

by nancy_echidna

Newbies - Build Up Your Stake

You're broke, stone cold cashless and impoverished. That 50 NP you got for creating your first pet didn't last through the trip to the toy shop, and you've got a screaming bored and hungry NeoPet and no money. What do you do now?... (read more)

Neopia in All Its Glory Well, this article isn't really about anything in particular, just another opinion. by webman88

Anatomy of a Shoyru Finally, an article about Neopia's favourite flying dragon. by teresatheperfect

All Because of a Scarf: Part One The Fire Uber-Faerie just shook her head with disapproval. She placed the ashes of her old scarf into my hand. by katchi_k

The Cheating Cheat! Scoundrels: Part One Fernypoo closed her eyes shut and turned around. She couldn't bear to watch. Spectre winced at the sound of that screech... by gzusgirl

School Daze Luckily Neoschools are coming... by blue_roze

The Wocky Attacks Nothing wrong with a little imagination... by bshaunae