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The Neopian Times Week 89 > Short Stories > Darth Babaa the Stuper Minion's Mission

Darth Babaa the Stuper Minion's Mission

by too_kule

"Hi ho, hi ho, the Food Shop is where I go! Gonna steal some food, gonna eat it fast, gonna hope I don't get lots of gas, hi ho, hi ho hi ho," sang the baby Tonu aloud. He skipped down the sidewalk on the way to the Food Shop.

     "Aw, aren't you an adorable little Tonu!" exclaimed an elderly Grarrl. GoldenRhino stopped dead in his tracks. He quickly put on his 'stuper villain' costume consisting of a fuzzy maroon towel tied around his neck as a cape and a navy blue handkerchief tied around his face with holes for his eyes.

     He stormed down the street (only pausing to fire a beam from his baby-making Baby Blaster at the elderly Grarrl) toward the Food Shop. He barged in and pointed the laser at the shopkeeper. "This is a stick up, give me five pieces of bacon or else you're toast!"

     The shopkeeper looked down at GoldenRhino. "Are you going to spray water at me with your little toy water gun? Thanks, it's really warm in here!"

     GoldenRhino scowled. "Moron." He fired the Baby Blaster at the unsuspecting Chia. A bright pink beam fired from the pink gun, turning the shopkeeper into a baby Chia.

     "My dwiaper is leaking!" the baby Chia exclaimed happily. GoldenRhino scoffed and headed toward the shelf. He got ready to grab some food when the door opened. Standing there was none other than Judge Hog.

     "I thought I turned you into a baby!" GoldenRhino exclaimed.

     "That was you? Then you'll pay!" the Moehog cried. He flexed his muscles and charged at the Tonu. GoldenRhino pulled out his Immobilizer Potion and was about to smash it over Judge Hog when a blow to the head rendered the Tonu unconscious.

     Danger Buzz, a large green Buzz wearing black spandex had hit GoldenRhino. He snatched some sausage links from the shelf and hog tied the baby Tonu. "Is this good Judge Hog?"

     "Very good apprentice. Now come, we fly to HQ to lock this treacherous fiend up!" Judge Hog cried. Judge Hog soared into the air followed by Danger Buzz holding the unconscious Tonu.

***

"Where is GoldenRhino? He was supposed to be home from shopping an hour ago!" GoldenRhino's owner cried.

     The Halloween Babaa curled up on the carpet let out a sound that sounded slightly like a laugh. He wore a mask similar to his owner's except it was all black. Shopping... the only shopping GoldenRhino did was the kind with a five-finger discount. Even though Darth Babaa was a Petpet (and not an incredibly smart one at that), he had a bad feeling. What if his owner was in trouble? There was only one thing to do!

     Darth Babaa ran over to the his dish. Time to chow down! But this wasn't the time for food... GoldenRhino, Darth Babaa's trusted owner, was in trouble! Who else was going to save him? The Draik studying in the corner? Not likely. The Shoyru watching television? Doubt it. The Krawk running around outside? As if. The human? Pah, what are humans good for anyway?

     Darth Babaa sprang over to the door. He got to the other side and looked around. The vast world of the Haunted Woods stared back, as if daring him to explore it's vast amount of trees. The little Babaa gulped.

     Suddenly, something leaped out of the bush. AN ADORABLE HOPSO HOLDING A FLOWER WANTING TO BE DARTH BABAA'S FRIEND! Following his keen instincts, Darth Baba hauled tail out of there. I mean, a Hopso? Is there any more evil being in Neopia?

     Darth Babaa tilted his head up and sniffed, trying to track his owner's scent. Anything that would remind him of GoldenRhino. The smells of the Haunted Woods flooded the Babaa's mind. Suddenly, a familiar smell entered his mind! Hair gel! But wait--that was from GoldenRhino's grease-Mynci of an owner. But then another smell fought its way into his brain--the smell of baby powder!

     "BAAAAA!" Darth Babaa cried excitedly. With his snout in the air, he followed the smell down the dirt path in the direction of Neopia Central.

***

The little masked Petpet trudged across the busy sidewalk of Neopia Central. Passing civilians didn't even notice the tiny Babaa making an effort not to get squished under a shoe. If he thought that the Haunted Woods was a scary place to be alone, man was he wrong. Neopia Central proved to be ten times worse than the Haunted Woods could ever be. For example, a vendor could pull all the crafty tricks in the book and get you to by their cheesy wares far quicker than the Pant Devil could steal some of your Neopoints. It was far more crowded in Neopia Central too, therefore the odds of getting trampled in the street was higher than getting eaten by a monster.

     "BAAAAAAA!" Darth Babaa called out, trying to find his owner. The baby powder scent was completely gone now. The smells of perfume, food, potions and numerous other odours carefully masked the scent of GoldenRhino's baby powder.

     Darth Babaa dodged yet another foot, this time a very painful looking Kau hoof. Suddenly, Darth Babaa remembered something. His owner went to go get some food at the Food Shop!

     Darth Babaa scampered down the cement sidewalk as fast as his stubby legs would take him. It wasn't long before he arrived at the giant hamburger bun: the Food Shop.

     "I made an accident," the shopkeeper exclaimed as Darth Babaa ran in. The little baby Chia was walking around holding a frying pan, banging it on his head.

     The Halloween Babaa laughed. GoldenRhino had definitely been there. The baby Chia was a mark that GoldenRhino had also used the Baby Blaster. But GoldenRhino wasn't there. Darth Babaa tried picking up his owner's scent without the distractions of the other smells outside with no prevail. All the food in the shop masked GoldenRhino's odour. Why couldn't GoldenRhino have taken the nerdy way out and robbed the Book Shop?

     "Baaaaaa, baaaaaa, BAAAAAAAA!" Darth Babaa exclaimed as he tried to communicate with the little Chia.

     "Kitty!" the shopkeeper cried and bit down on the Babaa's crimson fleece. Darth Babaa made a hissing sound and frightened the Chia away.

     Darth Babaa had to eliminate the odours in this room, the only way he knew how: with his mouth. He started by jumping up onto the shelf. He devoured twenty-seven whole gruel cakes. After that accomplishment, Darth Babaa could forget about standing up. He wiped some gruel off his black mask and slid across the shelf toward some fried chicken breasts. He gobbled down a dozen of them before working on cheesy meaty wraps and the real cheese cheese cake. He had some difficulty with the jalpeno poppers, spicy chicken burritos and the flaming BBQ crisps. Luckily he managed to wash it down with three litres of apple juice.

     After all that eating, Darth Babaa couldn't move. It was lucky he had such a good appetite, but nobody could eat all that without feeling a little queasy. Suddenly he came to the final pieces of food.. the hardest of them all. You could even say it was his arch-nemesis: broccoli. It sat there; so green and repulsive. But if Darth Babaa didn't eat it, he'd never pick up GoldenRhino's scent. He slid over and picked them up. He popped them into his mouth and began to chew. Tears flowed down his eyes but he worked his jaw and finally finished the food.

     "BAAAAA!" he cheered. With a deafening belch, Darth Babaa managed to stand up. He titled his head back again and sniffed the air. This time the smell of baby powder was much clearer. GoldenRhino had been here only a few hours ago. But another smell entered his nose. He wriggled his snout a little thinking of what it was. It was... was... spandex. Spandex? The Defenders of Neopia! Who else would ever wear spandex? The Defenders of Neopia must have taken GoldenRhino. With a farewell 'Baa' to the shopkeeper, Darth Babaa leaped off the shelf and headed toward the Defenders of Neopia Headquarters.

***

Darth Babaa tiptoed through the HQ. He passed a Kougra wearing the most hideous outfit. Honestly, these pets call themselves crime fighters! Wearing such an ugly spandex outfit like that is a crime itself! The Halloween Babaa passed the guards and looked around for another heavily guarded room. That was where they probably held GoldenRhino captive.

     The Petpet suddenly saw a room guarded by two very strong looking Kacheeks. Darth Babaa pondered how to distract them. He walked up to them and started panting adorably.

     "Awwww, aren't you an adorable looking Babaa?" one of the Kacheeks said as he bent down to Darth Babaa. Darth Babaa suddenly bit down on the Kacheeks sleeve and started pulling him across the floor. "Woah, buddy, stop this Babaa!"

     The other Kacheek ran up to stop Darth Babaa. The Babaa let go of the first guard's sleeve and jumped up, tackling him into the second. They both landed on the ground with a THUD! Darth Babaa snickered and entered the guarded room. Sure enough, GoldenRhino was laying there, tied up with sausage links and gagged with a hunk of fabric.

     Darth Babaa ran up and pulled the fabric out of the Tonu's mouth. He also bit through the sausage links binding him.

     GoldenRhino stood up and brushed the dust off him. He looked down at his little Petpet; his savior. "Darth Babaa... what took you? But... uh... er... good job."

     Darth Babaa smiled cheerily at his owner. He had saved the day. But of course, what else would you expect? After all, he was Darth Babaa the stuper minion.

The End

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