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 Petpet Name: Colin Owner: rosabellk Pet Name: Aaron_77 Breed: Puppyblew About Colin: [Begin startup] ://Diary [Diary initiated. New entry? Y/N] ://Y [New diary entry: 22nd of the Month of Celebrating, Y10. 11:31:05 PM. Begin input] ://Hello once again, Diary. It is now the 22nd, and the moment of my triumph is drawing ever closer! Soon all of Neopia shall be in my grasp! Allow me to indulge myself and relate the tale from the beginning: I have always been an evil genius. I know you may find this hard to believe, but it’s true. My first word was “muahahaha.” I learned to plot before I learned to walk. I built my first death ray when I was two. I built my first [i]working[/i] death ray when I was three. My path in life seemed clear by this point, and so it was at this time that my family, frightened of my growing malevolent power, abandoned me at Neopia Central’s Petpet shop. Oh, but I shall have my revenge! I shall have revenge on them all! Muahahaha! Please excuse that outburst, diary, it’s just that I get worked up when I think about revenge. Anyway, there I was, an evil genius, left on the doorstep of the Petpet shop. The kind Usul who works there found me, took me in, cared for me, and made sure I found a good home. How I hate her! She shall be the first to go! Once she decided I was ready, she displayed me with the other Petpets; mindless drones, the bunch of them. None of them were even worthy enough to be my minions. Not that I need minions, mind you: I work alone. I was not purchased by a Neopet for quite a while. I think that my constant cackling and evil, squinty grin dissuaded most potential customers. One night, after a week in that insufferable shop, I decided to develop a new tactic. I could never take over Neopia while stuck in the Petpet shop, and so I needed to go undercover. The next day, I bounced up and down, wagged my tail, and barked happily. I loathed every moment of it, but I knew it was what needed to be done to escape. A few hours after the store opened, a Green Uni examined me and seemed pleased with what he saw. This, of course, was Aaron_77, my so-called “owner.” He purchased me from the shopowner, brought me home, and named me Colin. I thought the name was fitting for an evil mastermind, so I adopted it as my own as well. I decided that I should keep up appearances as a normal Puppyblew when around Aaron_77 and his family, as not to arouse suspicion. So, during the day I am a playful, good-natured, adorable Petpet. But by night… I built my first secret lab within days of arriving at my new home. In retrospect, locating it under the couch was a bad idea. It was discovered on cleaning day, but dismissed as a “heap of junk Colin brought in.” They were just lucky I hadn’t yet assembled that “junk” into a mind-control ray! When building my second lab, I put more thought into the location. I spent several months slowly hollowing out a cavern under my owner’s Neohome, until it was large enough to hold me and my equipment. From the outside, it appears to be just a small burrow, but the interior is quite comfortably furnished. I have an antique rocking chair that I am particularly proud of. I cannot exactly sit in it, since I am quadrupedal, but still. Plus, I was able to have some technology shipped in from the Space Station (at my owner’s expense, of course). Sloth is far from the ideal villain (I mean, really, do something about the hair), but I’ll say this for him: his lackeys make excellent computers. Once my new lab was completed and decorated, I set to work on my master plan: a nefarious device that would turn the National Neopian Bank into marshmallows! Once this was accomplished, I planned to eat my way into the vault and steal enough neopoints to fund my world-domination efforts. Unfortunately, my stomach is not as large as I expected, and I was only able to get halfway through the vault wall before I gave up. I never want to set eyes on another marshmallow again. My next few schemes were similarly, let’s say, less-than-successful. But all of that will change with the completion of this, my greatest invention yet! A telekinesis ray! All will tremble before my might! Muahahaha! And now, the grand moment has arrived: it is time to test the device! ://Save [Diary entry saved.] ://Diary [Diary initiated. New entry? Y/N] ://Y [New diary entry: 22nd of the Month of Celebrating, Y10. 11:52:15 PM. Begin input] :// Dear Diary, Never mind. Back to the drawing board. Once I clean up from the explosion, that is. ://Save [Diary entry saved.] ://Logout [Computer logging out. Shutting down.]
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