I was now back in my crowded NeoHome. I couldn't get rid of the items for my shop, because the stupid Fire Uber-Faerie thinks I'm cheating!

by katchi_k

"No," Snu protested. "No way. I will not tarnish my reputation by begging! We are not poor NeoPets."

by clumsy_17

by child_dragon

He looked at the fork points. Black liquid dripped from them, sizzling and eating away at the stone that it dripped on.

by shattaga

Anubis typed the access code into the keypad. He threw open the doors and entered the tower.

by yugo149

"I hold in my arm the physical form of the great AeroDemon, trapped within this orb."

by the11thwiseman

"This is the place where all NeoPets come into existence!" the Aisha said.

by cjackson151

"Tell me where the map is, you yellow... errr... pink-bellied coward!"

by my_dog_is_named_sam

As Moeioe crept back toward the stockings, Achilles interrupted him, "Moeioe, is that all you care about--getting presents?"

by tdyans

"Do we actually have to go IN there?" Ermine whispered to Gola, a Tyrannian Shoyru.

by neopuppylove

"Punchbag Bob takes too long to beat."

by gzusgirl

I noticed were nearing the edge. There were sharp rocks below and old vines had grown up the wall.

by fire_faerie_8080

Get a Job Already

Once the jobs start rolling in, it's best that, while your right hand is clicking away on the mouse, your left hand is hovering over the backspace button to go back quickly if you don't get it. Likewise, since it's usually the first few pages of the jobs that get snapped up quickly, try to wait patiently at the back few pages as more jobs will be created even before the first batch is entirely snapped up... (read more)

Attack of the Usuki Reject Dolls! "We are the U.R.D. gang! We travel around making everyone and everything in our path ugly, just like we are!" by amg

The Noodles and the Gods of Asparagus "If NeoPets come from Eggs, then where does Asparagus come from?" by yaboofernoodle

A Night At the Astro-Villa Everyone wants his or her pet to stay at the Astro-Villa, the most expensive and luxurious hotel known to Neopians. by raiden61

Butter Knives, Teapots, Muffins! What Hmm... do Shoyrus even have teeth? by elainezpet

NeoPets Say the Darndest Things Luckily, Skeiths will eat anything... by athelask

Neo-Nutz There are plenty of other fish in the sea, but finding another Peophin like that is going to be hard. by dannie_b