Winners of the 163rd Poetry Contest were announced this week, continuing a fine tradition in Neopian. Congratulations to all the poets. When the Neopian Times asked Alstaf how hard it is to pick the winners each week, he declined to give an answer. Instead, he played his bongos and sipped on his Strong Berry Java.

PetPet Puddle Goes Festive

It looks like the little ones of Neopia are getting into the act. Take your PetPet to the PetPet Puddle to get that festive look. You don't want all the other pets laughing at your PetPet now do you?

The Neo-Market Report

Joining our hosts this week is Wesley Juniper of Consumer Rights Now! Wesley will be discussing some of the issues facing Neopian shoppers today. Get the latest news from the exchange here.

Wockys all over Neopia celebrated their day, Wocky Day, with three new Battledome moves: Wocky Stare, Shield and Scratch! If you own a Wocky, then you probably already know that they don't care that they are only twenty-fourth on the list because, to them, everyday is Wocky day. In other news, eight out of ten Neopians still wonder, "What's a Wocky?"

The Kougra Guild - Deep in the forests of Mystery Island is where you'll find this guild... and every Neopian is welcomed here with open paws.

The Bruce Appreciation Association - A guild dedicated to the Bruces of Neopia? Huh? This can't be true! Bruces totally rock and this is the season to be a Bruce. Appreciate your Bruce today.

NeoFood Circle - During the holiday season some owners may have some trouble finding some food for their pets, so many Neopians look to the NeoFood Circle for help. Remember: Neopia tastes good (if you know where to look).

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Quote of the Week

"Technically, nothing is impossible, and one can always achieve something they wish to."

--solarjeraniums