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Neopia's Fill in the Blank News Source | 19th day of Eating, Yr 26
The Neopian Times Week 34 > Short Stories > Serenade of the... Skeith?

Serenade of the... Skeith?

by hotshot2874

Borton the Skeith had a very big appetite and a very bad temper. He would rather spend his days eating Rainbow Doughnuts, Rest In Piece Of Chickens, Poisonous Lollipops, and even Blue Fuzzles and Tanizards then to socialise with other pets.

The blue Skeith's temper had a way of getting the better of him. Sometimes when he was angry, he would take it out on innocent pets and toys. With a scowl, he would rip and tear PetPets from head to toe, ignoring their frightened cries for help.

Most pets chose to avoid Borton when they could. Skeiths weren't very popular among the other NeoPets anyway, due to their fierce manner and unnerving appetite, but Borton was exceptionally disliked, particularly by Chias and Blumaroos.

One evening, while Borton was strolling down the street in Neopian Central, searching for a tasty PetPet to feast on, he was passed by a lovely red Scorchio, wearing a gold necklace with a charm that said Rosea. As he stood frozen on the corner of 22nd Avenue and Cybunny Lane, the Skeith felt a funny tickle inside of him, the likes of which he had never felt before.

Even though the Scorchio had long since gone, Borton still felt as if someone had blown up a big, pink balloon inside of him. He tried to concentrate on how he hated pink, but every time he attempted to think evil thoughts about the "ugly" colour, Rosea's shining face popped up in his mind.

Borton cleared his mind and continued on his way, trying to squelch the feelings inside him. He ended up dining not on a PetPet, as he had intended, but on a plate of Organic Carrots and a Cup of Hot Borovan at Karina the Kyrii's Café. He wondered why he did this, and realised it was because he had subconsciously seen that Rosea was eating there too--he saw her sitting across the café, though he tried to convince himself that he was just looking for a healthy, fat-free meal.

Borton saw Rosea had finished her meal and was about to leave, so he stood up from his table and made to follow her, leaving his plate of Organic Carrots only half-eaten, and his Cup of Hot Borovan still steaming.

The blue Skeith pushed open the glass door to the café and strode outside. He followed red Scorchio, staying about 15 yards behind her, dropping back behind shops and trees whenever Rosea turned around. Borton continued to feel a strange pleasure in his stomach, as though he had just eaten a fluffy, delicious Fungree.

Rosea crossed a busy street Kiko Boulevard and Borton lost sight of her in the hubbub of people doing their last-minute shopping before sundown. He searched everywhere along the following roads onto which she might have crossed, but he didn't find a trace of the Scorchio.

Finally, Borton gave up on his search. Just as he was turning to head home, he heard a voice behind him.

"You lookin' for somethin'?" a wizened old Buzz asked him, flying over to land beside the blue Skeith.

"I, erm, was just looking for my, uh, friend, a red Scorchio named Rosea," Borton stuttered, blushing furiously. Embarrassed, he muttered, "Not that it's any of your business anyway."

"You're in luck, then," the green Buzz answered, giving the Skeith a grin that was missing quite few teeth. "I spotted a pretty red Scorchio headed down PetPet Lane about thirty minutes ago. I'm Trid, by the way," he added as an afterthought.

"Pleasure," Borton replied bitterly, rudely neglecting to offer his name in return. Then he hurriedly took off down PetPet Lane, hoping to catch up to Rosea before she got home, without even a backward glance or a word of thanks to the helpful Buzz.

As Borton turned off PetPet Lane onto Faerie Queen Avenue, he began to wonder if he had gone the right way. But then the blue Skeith reached a signpost that read "Scorchy Neighbourhood", and figured that this was where Rosea lived.

About an hour later, Borton stood on the doorstep of what he hoped was Rosea's house. He had checked the mailboxes of all the houses in Scorchy Neighbourhood, and this one had read Rosea Shimbers. He just hoped there weren't two Roseas living in this neighbourhood.

Taking a deep breath, Borton bravely rang the doorbell and knocked three times. After a moment's pause, he heard a faint shuffling inside the house, and the door swung open. There, standing framed in the doorway, was Rosea.

Borton stood, open-mouthed, gawking at the sight of the red Scorchio. To most people, nothing would seem particularly extraordinary about her, but Borton stared in awe. Rosea, startled at this strange behaviour, began backing away, closing the door slowly, as if she thought the blue Skeith was a lunatic and was worried she might frighten him into harming her.

Borton, afraid of Rosea leaving, took to desperate measures and did something no self-respecting Skeith would do: He broke into song. Borton knew he, like all Skeiths, was a horrible singer, and yet he serenaded Rosea, though he didn't have a clue where the words came from:

Her eyes are like emeralds,
Sparkling bright.
Her scales are like rubies,
Shining in the night.

Oh Rosea, my Rosea.
A Scorchio quite grand,
With such dignity and grace.
Won't you please take my hand?

Borton took a bow and extended his hand toward Rosea, for some reason expecting her to take it. But Rosea just laughed.

"Oh, you silly Skeith," she said, smiling in a taunting way. "No offence," she drawled, "but I don't think anyone would wanna go with you, Borton. What with your horrid voice and ugly figure, the fact that you can't do anything let alone compose a song, and the fact that you are a mean, grouchy, PetPet-eating freak, I wouldn't be surprised that you have no friends. I stand up for Chias and Barbats, you know."

And with that, Rosea slammed the door in Borton's face. The blue Skeith snorted angrily and instinctively prepared to ram the door, run in, and eat the Scorchio up. But then he remembered that it was Rosea in there and couldn't bring himself to attack her.

Borton left Scorchy Neighbourhood with a heavy heart. As he was just turning into his own neighbourhood, Trid, the old green Buzz, appeared at his side.

"What's troublin' you?" he asked rudely. "Didn't you catch up to that Scorchio?"

"Why do you keep popping up out of nowhere?" Borton asked angrily. Then he sighed heavily, giving in to rejection. "She slammed the door in my face just because I sang her a stupid song."

"Ah, the lady didn't like you," the Buzz said knowingly. "But why do you care? I would think you, of all Skeiths, Borton, would just ignore how a Scorchio felt."

"I dunno," Borton sighed again. He didn't even think to ask how the old Buzz knew his name. "It's just that, well, when I was around Rosea I felt different, somehow. A good kind of different," he added quickly at the questioning look on Trid's face.

The green Buzz nodded, and suddenly he smiled. "Aha. So that's it. Do you know why you've been feeling like this, Borton?"

Borton shook his head glumly, but Trid just smiled even wider and said, "Borton, you're in love! "

That got the blue Skeith really mad. "What!?" he roared in a mix of anger and dismay. "Me? In love? I wouldn't fall in love with anyone, for any reason, especially a Scorchio I met on the street!"

But Borton knew in his heart that it was true. He a mean, grouchy, PetPet-eating Skeith had fallen in love with a pretty red Scorchio that was a friend to Blumaroos and Bowlas.

The Skeith scowled, ashamed at himself. Then he continued on to his neighbourhood. Once home, he fell asleep instantly.

When Borton woke up in the morning he ate a Green Fuzzle along with a Turkey Dinner for breakfast. He went out and spent the rest of the morning and much of the afternoon chasing around innocent PetPets. In the evening, he sat down and wrote a list of all the people he disliked (the list was 11 pages long) as he often did. Then he went to sleep, dreaming of all the "wonderful" things he had done that day.

For some reason, neither Borton nor Rosea had any recollection of the previous day's events, though Borton found that he disliked red Scorchios more than any other pet. How Borton and Rosea forgot is unknown, though Trid, the old green Buzz, was seen shortly after the incident carrying an empty potion bottle labeled "Forgetfulness Potion".

The End

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