If you are playing too much NeoPets, you should answer "yes" to at least 10
of these:
1. You add the prefix "Neo" to everything. As in "I am going to sit
down at my Neodesk and get on the Neonet to play NeoPets."
2. Your mum asks you what you want for breakfast and you reply, "NeoCrunch
cereal and scrambled Neggs."
3. You confuse the guy at the hardware store when you ask him if he
has any magical paintbrushes for sale.
4. When going to ask your boss for a raise you spend hours making charts
and graphs to help you explain how you need more money due to Neopian inflation.
5. You are always on the look out for bags of money someone could have
carelessly dropped.
6. You get upset when your teacher tells you that you cannot do a book
report on curious Korbats.
7. When going shopping you stand outside the door of the store until
it opens, then you make a mad dash for the most popular item fearing it will
be sold out in mere seconds.
8. You spend hours turning over rocks, hoping you might find a codestone
or two.
9. You refer to your NeoPets as "your family" and if one gets sick you feel
an overwhelming guilt.
10. You can't even remember what you used the computer for before there
was NeoPets
11. Your Christmas list looks like this:
Faeries
Codestones
Ultra Nerkmid
Puppyblew
Pieces #5 and #9 of treasure map
12. Your best friend calls to see what you are doing and you say "Shhhh!!!!
Can't talk now...doing quest for the Faerie Queen." And hang up. Then thinking
it over, you decide to unplug the phone.
13. When someone gives you a present you immediately run and lock it
in a safe to keep it away from ghost and other mean things that might want to
steal it.
14. When transferring to a new school, you ask the guidance counselor
if they have a Gormball team.
0-3 Not quite there yet
4-6 Keep trying
6-9 Good, but you need some work
10-13 Wow! Nearly a Wiz
14-15 NEOPET WIZ!
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