When I started this series of quizzes, I chose three divisions: Water (for
those aquatically inclined pets), Flying (for pets with wings, whether they
could fly or not) and Ground (for pets who were mostly confined to the ground).
Unfortunately, it turns out that Ground constituted the majority of pets and
would be unfeasible as a division in the quizzes. So, I tried to figure out
a way I could further divide Ground.
I noticed that some pets looked like pets you'd find on Earth--dogs, cats,
and such. So I divided those up into the quiz you see here. Those which are
uniquely Neopian can be found in the fourth and final instalment, "Which Neopian-Specific
Ground Pet Are You?"
If you've never tried one of my quizzes before, here's how it works. Just read
the question (there are only five) and the answers, and think of which would
best fit you. Then, look at which letter precedes the question. Mark the letter
down, and keep track of how many of which letter you get. At the end, follow
my instructions to find out which Earthlike Ground Pet you are!
1. Your owner's in trouble! She's being held captive by the Dark Faerie's
minions. What do you do?
A. She wouldn't even have been captured by the Dark Faerie with you around!
B. You'd go after her, exploring the land and locating her easily. What
happens next? Well, that depends on how brave you are...
C. Challenge the minions to a dance competition, and be the last one standing.
D. Ram them!
E. Use some magic to cast a spell on the Dark Faerie and get your owner
back.
F. Go after them; you're extremely loyal. After all, you might get a Chocolate
Chia as a reward!
G. Get all your friends to form a herd and rampage them.
H. Go after her and rescue her using your own wit and cunning. They don't
call you courageous for nothing.
I. Get someone to go after her, and join them, swinging through the branches.
J. Ram them, and kick up some dust, too.
K. Hope they went to Terror Mountain so you can disguise yourself on the
rescue mission.
L. You don't want to confront them (too shy), so you get the Neopian officials
to do so.
M. Cause havoc in the lair and rescue your owner.
N. Bite them viciously.
O. Attack, but they won't take you seriously. Why do they keep calling you
"cub"?
2. You just saw a human owner cheating on one of the games. You're absolutely
sure, beyond any doubt, that he was using something so he'd get at the top score
lists and you know this is wrong. What do you do?
A. Confront him directly, perhaps surprising him with a roar.
B. Go up to play the game and get a high score legitimately, then mention
casually, "It's so much more fun to play the game and succeed on one's own,
isn't it?"
C. Decide that you can beat his score even without cheating and challenge
him.
D. You can't decide; eventually, you tell your owner, but by then the person
is long gone.
E. Use some magic spells to teach him a lesson.
F. Contact the Neopian officials or confront him directly if you are an
official. You know the rules.
G. Get some Tigersquash and throw it at him just to teach him a lesson.
H. Go up to him and say, "Hi there! Perhaps you don't know the rules. They
state that you can't use special things to get high scores in the games." If
he continues, get the officials.
I. Jump on the top of the game and hang down right in front of his eyes.
If he's actually playing, he should be distracted by it, but if he's cheating,
he'll still get a high score. Make a remark about him earning a spot on the
high score lists even with the distraction.
J. Poke him in the leg as you walk by.
K. Go up to him and inform him earnestly that he's breaking the rules, then
get angry when he doesn't take you seriously.
L. Ignore him. There are some tasty leaves over there.
M. Knock down the game in your frustration with cheaters.
N. Go join him in his cheating; either that, or walk away humming to yourself
as if you saw nothing.
O. If he's playing coconut bowling, join him. If he's not, roar at him with
all your might!
3. Your owner is really getting on your nerves--she keeps taking you everywhere,
even if you want to do something else or already have plans. You...
A. Roar. If that doesn't work, stomp around a bit.
B. Don't care--when she takes you, you see lots of new things.
C. Flip a coin to see if you can go off by yourself or have to come with.
Then go for two out of three.
D. Inform her that if she does not leave you alone you will commence MOOOOOOing
endlessly.
E. Use many perfectly sound reasons and examples to flesh out your case
and talk to your owner diplomatically.
F. Inform her that the fate of Neopia hangs in the balance.
G. Wouldn't be coming with her anyway; you're too large to fit anywhere.
H. Go with her. You love spending time with your owner!
I. Tell her that if she lets you alone you will gather food for dinner every
night.
J. Come along, carrying all the items.
K. Run to Terror Mountain, disguise yourself, and don't come out till your
owner is back.
L. Don't mind coming because of all the delicious food.
M. Cause a ruckus
N. Mischievously "misplace" your owner's traveling items.
O. Playfully swipe at her with a paw, then go along.
4. The lab ray has turned you into a GIRL when you were previously a BOY!
You...
A. Don't mind that much. You can still roar awesomely, can't you?
B. Decide that the pink around your neck goes much better now that you're
a girl.
C. Don't feel so silly now with that bow.
D. ...weren't a girl before? Oh...
E. Change your colour to red instead of blue but otherwise don't change
much as a result.
F. Have some trouble getting your pack-mates to take you seriously, but
otherwise, it's fine.
G. A GIRL!?!? AH!
H. Figure that now you don't look as ridiculous when your owner dresses
you up.
I. Don't mind much and don't tell anyone.
J. Jab anyone who makes fun of you.
K. Looked like a girl anyway, before.
L. As long as there's still food, who cares?
M. "AAHH OH NO I'M A GIRL! MUST RAMPAGE AND CAUSE DESTRUCTION!"--you upon
realising it.
N. Don't care.
O. Grin.
5. Your owner is going away for five days and you must stay in the Neolodge.
Your first reaction is:
A. "Are the rooms big enough?"
B. "Can I stay in a different suite than I did before?"
C. "Are there other pets there who like contests?"
D. "Mooo"
E. "Goodie, that's near the vending machine!"
F. "Good, I can defend more Neopians that way. Just make sure it's a non-Chia
wing."
G. "Is it wide enough for me?"
H. "I wonder if I can perform any selfless acts of courage while I'm there."
I. "Goodie! Tall buildings and lots of trees!"
J. "Awright, but if they take my luggage to Mystery Island and me to Neopia
Central there's going to be some problems."
K. "Wha? And leave you for five days? Nooo!"
L. "They got room service?"
M. "Uh-uh-uh-noooo!!" (much smashing of objects ensues)
N. "Heh, heh, hehehehee. Bwahaahahaha" (continues for hours)
O. "Are there any Coconut Bowling competitions going on?"
Okay! You finished? Figure out which letter you got the most as an answer--for
example, most of my answers were "B". Then, look below and find out which pet
you're most like. In parentheses, I've included what Earth animal it resembles.
Mostly As: The Grarrl! You may use your extremely loud roars or violence
as the answer. Some would say you should calm down and listen to the other side
before reacting. (T-Rex)
Mostly Bs: The Wocky! Wockys vary in personality, but the majority of
them love exploring and don't want to stay in the same place for very long.
(Cat or dog)
Mostly Cs: If you're a Bruce, you love competition. You try to compete
for anything and, especially, win. Just remember that everything is not a competition.
(Penguin)
Mostly Ds: You're the lovable Kau. Sometimes you make rash decisions
and don't think things entirely through, but people still like you and think
you're adorable. (Cow)
Mostly Es: You're the mysterious Aisha, who will often use magic or
its incredible hearing to solve problems. Many people like you, but few understand
you. (Cat)
Mostly Fs: The loyal Lupe. You think about the big picture (Neopia)
more than you think of yourself. It's okay to be selfish once in a while, though.
(Wolf or dog)
Mostly Gs: The Elephante is not to be judged by its size. While some
may think it's not very smart, the Elephante, in fact, is a wonderful pet. (Elephant)
Mostly Hs: The courageous Gelert can always summon up more bravery.
They're renowned for acts of courage and don't ever let anyone down. (Dog)
Mostly Is: The wacky Mynci loves climbing trees and playing tricks on
people. If you answered "I" for question number 2, you also probably think things
through a lot and use logic. (Monkey)
Mostly Js: the Moehog is sometimes given to moments of violence, but
these are never severe. They're great pack animals but you must be wary of letting
people use you too much. (Warthog)
Mostly Ks: You're the Cybunny, who everybody thinks is adorable but
no one takes seriously. That's their problem, though--you have great ideas if
only your size was equally as great. (Rabbit, bunny)
Mostly Ls: The Chomby focuses mostly on food and is shy. Try to make
some new friends and take your focus away from snacks. (Apatosaurus)
Mostly Ms: If you got mostly M's, then you're the Tonu--given to rash
action without considering its effects. You're cute, though, and people like
you. (Triceratops)
Mostly Ns: "N" folks are Krawks, mischievous little critters. You love
to play tricks, and that's fine if others like it, but if they don't you'd better
watch out! (Crocodile, alligator)
Mostly Os: The feisty little Kougra is never afraid to say what's on
its mind, or challenge anyone to a game of Coconut Bowling! (Tiger) | 
