FAERIELAND - After reading an alarmingly true article "The
Hidden… Toy Store?" by loveablepet2007, I have decided that a close
inspection of Fyora and her Tower is in need.
What was once a Battledome Shop for the rich, then called the Toy Shop of
the Rich, I am coming to believe that this is going to become just a Shop for
the Rich in general. So I am going to interview a rich Neopian, Jhudora the
Dark Faerie, and Queen Fyora herself.
_EyesOfJade_ (Jade): OK, it says here that you are a rich Neopian?
Snooty Rich Person: If it means anything to you, yes I am. And for further
reference, call me MISTER Snooty Rich Person.
Jade: Whatever… anyway, MISTER SRP, do you own any Hidden Tower items?
Mr. SRP: Yes, indeed I do.
Jade: Do you like the idea that the Hidden Tower may just be becoming a complete
marketplace, so to speak, for the insanely rich?
Mr. SRP: Of course! Why, why in the whole of Neopia should Insanely and Snooty
rich people, like me, have to settle with the same commonplace weapons and toys
of the lower class? And for the whole 'insane' part, sanity is much too overrated.
Muha… muhaha… muhahahahaha! *the SRP scampers off into the distance*
Jade: Um… OK. Now I'm going to let Jhudora speak. Miss Jhudora?
Jhudora: I need a…
Jade: No, no, no, I'm here for the interview!
Jhudora: Oh, yes. Now start, I have weak-minded pets to boss about!
Jade: OK, do you like the idea that the Hidden Tower may be becoming a whole
marketplace for richer Neopians?
Jhudora: Why wouldn't I? As you know, I already have many items in Tower already,
why quit there? I could sell millions of evil items to unsuspecting Neopians
with the cash! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Jade: OK, there you have it folks. Jhudora's evil and rather odd response…
now to the Queen. Queen Fyora?
Fyora: Yes? Here for the interview? Goody! I never get anything but greedy
visitors or admirers anymore…
Jade: Really, what a shame. Anyway, do you like the idea that your famous yet
hidden shop may be becoming the only store for the very rich?
Fyora: Of course! Not because of the money, I certainly don't need that. But
just like any entrepreneur, I want to own a reputable and fair business for
all. And why can't I sell all sorts of items? I'm even more popular now that
I have the very first paintbrush on sale in a shop, why not move on to expensive
gourmet food, or even NeoHome furnishings?
Jade: Because you are way overpriced and obviously insane if you thought up
all the items on sale and think that your shop is fair?
Fyora: That was a theoretical question, my dear.
So there you have it, straight from a Faerie Queen's mouth! We should be on
the lookout for items of all sorts in the Hidden Tower! This is _EyesOfJade_,
signing off!
Note: None of these interviews were real. That means that most of this information
is fictional, so don't blame me if none of it is true. Also, not all rich Neopians
are insane or snooty, but the one I interviewed was. So lay off the hate mail!
This is just my view of the story! | 
