NEOPIA CENTRAL - Hi, and welcome to my quizzes. I have four of these for you;
you're reading the first one, and then I've got "Which FLYING Pet are You",
"Which Earthlike Ground Pet Are You", and "Which Neopian-Specific Ground Pet
are You"?
In the following, short, five-question quiz I will attempt to determine which
pet you most resemble. It's only five questions, so you may be able to keep
track of them, but you might want to get out a piece of paper anyway. At the
end, I'll give you instructions on how to figure out what type of pet you are.
(And yes, it may be easy to figure out which pet applies to which answer--that's
intentional.) Remember, this is just for fun!
1. You're in the Marketplace when a Chia bumps into you on her way to a
shop. She apologises; what is your response?
A. "It's no problem; I should watch where I stand."
B. Say "Ow! You hit my bandage!"
C. "It's okay! Want to go hit the beach?"
D. You wouldn't be in the Marketplace; you would be on the beach.
E. Take a chunk out of her shoulder.
F. Smile shyly and walk on.
G. Bounce around and ask if she wants to be your friend. Then treat her
to some asparagus.
H. Giggle and say "It's okay, I love being bumped into!" just for a laugh.
I. Invent a new way to prevent pets from bumping into each other in crowded
places.
2. You've worked very hard on a story for The Neopian Times, but it is rejected.
What do you do?
A. Write other stories and submit those, then meditate on the reasons for
rejection.
B. Shrug and think the issue of the Times would just have gotten wet in
the water anyway.
C. Keep writing stories and submitting them.
D. Wonder why you didn't sense that you'd be rejected from the movement
of the clouds.
E. Angrily storm the offices and demand to know why you were rejected--otherwise
someone will be in for a fight.
F. Wonder how you ever got up the courage to submit it; work on some more.
G. Giggle and jump around excitedly--even if you didn't get in, one of your
friends probably did!
H. Instead of stories or articles, make a comic.
I. Make your own, rival newspaper publishing only your stuff.
3. Someone wants to fight you in the Battledome. What do you do?
A. Refuse. Battling should only be in self-defence; otherwise, there should
be peace.
B. Refuse; you still have the bandage from the last fight you tried.
C. Accept if you've been trained.
D. Accept, but only if you don't sense any outward danger.
E. Accept so you can munch on some of those weaklings who misjudged your
power!
F. Refuse; you like happiness and peace.
G. You can't decide which!
H. Accept, but confuse the enemy with funny jokes instead of actual weapons.
I. Accept so you can try out some new weapons.
4. It's Friday night and there's a big concert playing in Tyrannia. What
will you do?
A. Stay at home, meditating in the peace and quiet.
B. Stay in the sea where it's nice and wet instead of that uncomfortably
dry Tyrannia.
C. Go! It sounds like fun!
D. Go, if your friends are going.
E. Go if you hate the band so you can munch on the stage--and you hate ALL
bands...
F. Go with some friends and hang out with them the entire time.
G. Go, and par-tay with everyone you meet!
H. You're the comedian who starts out the show!
I. You're a backstage techie for the show!
5. What's your favourite book?
A. Ancient Book; you're busy trying to decipher the text. Also helpful
is Extinct Neopian Languages.
B. Popular Neopian Stories for your short attention span (just kidding!)
C. How To Stay Fit so you can maybe, one day, amazingly, get that
bandage off.
D. Watch Out! After all, you have to keep on your toes!
E. I'm Not Angry, except for the part where Heildar changes his ways.
Or Bad Apples.
F. Poetry for Peophins for its wonderful poetry.
G. Scaredy Acara; it's just so funny!
H. Quiggle Joke Book - you're always looking for new ideas!
I. Healing Koi so you don't always have to go to the hospital.
Okay! Have you got all your answers? Now, see which letter you got the most.
For example, on my answers, I got mostly "A" answers. Then, scroll down on the
following to see which water pet you are most like:
Mostly As: You are most like the quiet, unassuming Nimmo! You probably
are very spiritual or intelligent, and you are very deep. You think things through
but some other people may think you are snobby.
Mostly Bs: You are like the Kiko! The Kiko always has a bandage on its
head, so you may be heart (in more ways than just physical.) You are an average
pet, but that's not bad!
Mostly Cs: The Tuskaninny! You have gone through some changes in life
and came out victorious. You love having fun, but when called upon, you can
be very fierce.
Mostly Ds: The Flotsam! Less famous than its brother species, the Jetsam,
but still as interesting, the Flotsam is always on the lookout for danger. Some
may say Flotsams are paranoid, but you know they're just watching out for themselves
and others!
Mostly Es: If you got the majority of E's, you are most like the Jetsam.
You are legendary for being very fierce, and maybe you are sometimes too quick
to the draw. But if you have friends, they will always know they are well-protected.
Mostly Fs: You are the shy Peophin! Peophins are beautiful and many
pets like them, but they are often shy and stay away from them.
Mostly Gs: The hyperactive Quiggle! You probably have a good amount
of friends but may spend too much time bouncing around and too little time really
thinking about things. You like to eat healthy, though!
Mostly Hs: The Techo! You always love it when people laugh at your jokes;
just remember you're a good person without being funny all the time. Keep on
joking, though!
Mostly Is: Last, but not least, is the Koi. You probably like to make
things, or work with your hands. | 
