The Sloth Family Guide to NP for Newbies
VIRTUPETS SPACE STATION - Hello newbie Neopians! This is Kaya Sloth, everyone’s
favourite niece of Dr. Frank Sloth! Now if you’re new to Neopia you probably have
4 painted pets all stats in ultimate and a few million NP! Haha! I kid! Seriously
though, you most likely are strapped for cash and need some help. Well, guess
what! No, they haven’t released a dung paint brush… I’m going to help you! With
the all so secret Sloth family guide to making NP! Now don’t tell uncle Frank
that I told you, he likes to keep these things for himself… but I say give the
people NP so we can steal it form them later! I kid again! Haha, you should have
seen the look on your face! Anyway, lets get started!
The easiest way to make NP is games, here I will tell you the games I play
to make my NP. It doesn’t even take a half hour to play the flash games I list
below, and you can make around 10000 NP every day!
Destruct-O-Match - The object of this game is to clear all the coloured
blocks. The more blocks you clear at the same time the more points you will
get. When I play I start with all the higher blocks and work my way down. Some
other people try to clear all the blocks of one colour at the same time. Use
which ever way works best for you. I can normally make around 400 NP each play,
so I can make around 1100 from it. See, math is fun, when you know the secret
(the secret = Virtupets good, Neopets bad)
Extreme Herder - In this game you have to get Samrin the Kacheek to
herd all the petpets into the pen, TO THE EXTREME! I always start at the left
side of the game, once I clear a level I return to the left side. This is because
Balthazar (the big Lupe bounty hunter) is always trying to go to the left first
(unless there are no petpets on the left). Ever notice that the petpets go out
of their way to go toward Balthazar? It’s as if their saying “Hey look! A big
hungry Lupe! I bet he’ll be my friend!” then CHOMP they are eaten! I bet that
did not please them. I make about 300 - 420 NP from this game a play per day.
I lied before, math is not fun so I’ll make you do it yourself.
Meerca Chase - This is an old Neopets game, it’s been on the site
sooo sooo long. Not as long as Kacheek Seek (I won’t be covering that in this
guide, I find it’s almost useless for making NP) that’s been on since the start
on Neo. But it’s a good game for NP none the less. In this game you have to
run around like an idiot eating neggs, but don’t eat the red ones because they
are EVIL, (but not as evil as my uncle) while your eating your tail will grow,
and grow, and do the funky chicken dance. Er, no… It doesn’t dance. Don’t run
into your tail, this will end the game. Also do not run into the edges of the
game, this like the tail will end your game. I get about 100-300 NP at this
game per play (I‘m not that good at it).
Turmac Roll - The first of three Meridell game I will cover. Turmac
Roll is a pretty fun game. Always play this game on hard. The thing is it’s
not that hard, and you can make 800 NP easily . All you do in this game is roll
and jump, very easy.
Ultimate Bullseye - I get around 29 - 45 points each time, that’s
about 200-300 NP each time. What you do in this game is aim at the bullseye
with your arrow keys and shoot with the space bar.
Warf Rescue Team - I believe this is the easiest game on Neopets to
make NP with, all you do is shoot Warfs up into the air and get them to land
on the other ones head making a tower of Warfs to reach the Kadoaties and save
them from the EVIL tree! Sometimes I feel sorry for the Warf on the bottom,
so much weight... poor little guy. Here’s a tip, shoot up about 3 Warfs at a
time. I get 1000 NP almost every time, and if I don’t get it, I play again until
Bumper Cars - Not many people play this game, I don’t know why I
think it’s a good NP maker. You bump cars in this game, very simple. I get about
200-400 NP each play.
Whack-A-Kass - WOOO! WHACK-A-KASS ROCKS THE SOCKS OFF KRAWKS! Yes
I LOVE this game. You hit Kass with a stick, a old piece of bread, or a bat.
The farther you whack him the more points you get. I get about 300 NP each time.
“That’s all find and dandy” I hear you say “But how much NP is that all together?”
I TOLD YOU TO DO THE MATH! YOU ARE LAZY! *sigh* Fine I will do it for you! It’s
about 10850 NP on average! YAY for NP! Think of it this way, if you play the
games every day for a year and don’t spend it you get 3,960,250 NP! And that’s
nothing to shake a stick at!
Well that my wonderful article about making NP for beginners, straight from
the Sloth family! This is Kaya Sloth signing off! Remember, always visit Neopets
from www.virtupets.com and Virtupets good, Neopets bad!
- Subzeroace AKA Kaya Sloth