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The Neopian Times Week 133 > Articles > The Sloth Family Guide to NP for Newbies

The Sloth Family Guide to NP for Newbies

by subzeroace

VIRTUPETS SPACE STATION - Hello newbie Neopians! This is Kaya Sloth, everyone’s favourite niece of Dr. Frank Sloth! Now if you’re new to Neopia you probably have 4 painted pets all stats in ultimate and a few million NP! Haha! I kid! Seriously though, you most likely are strapped for cash and need some help. Well, guess what! No, they haven’t released a dung paint brush… I’m going to help you! With the all so secret Sloth family guide to making NP! Now don’t tell uncle Frank that I told you, he likes to keep these things for himself… but I say give the people NP so we can steal it form them later! I kid again! Haha, you should have seen the look on your face! Anyway, lets get started!

The easiest way to make NP is games, here I will tell you the games I play to make my NP. It doesn’t even take a half hour to play the flash games I list below, and you can make around 10000 NP every day!

Destruct-O-Match - The object of this game is to clear all the coloured blocks. The more blocks you clear at the same time the more points you will get. When I play I start with all the higher blocks and work my way down. Some other people try to clear all the blocks of one colour at the same time. Use which ever way works best for you. I can normally make around 400 NP each play, so I can make around 1100 from it. See, math is fun, when you know the secret (the secret = Virtupets good, Neopets bad)

Extreme Herder - In this game you have to get Samrin the Kacheek to herd all the petpets into the pen, TO THE EXTREME! I always start at the left side of the game, once I clear a level I return to the left side. This is because Balthazar (the big Lupe bounty hunter) is always trying to go to the left first (unless there are no petpets on the left). Ever notice that the petpets go out of their way to go toward Balthazar? It’s as if their saying “Hey look! A big hungry Lupe! I bet he’ll be my friend!” then CHOMP they are eaten! I bet that did not please them. I make about 300 - 420 NP from this game a play per day. I lied before, math is not fun so I’ll make you do it yourself.

Meerca Chase - This is an old Neopets game, it’s been on the site sooo sooo long. Not as long as Kacheek Seek (I won’t be covering that in this guide, I find it’s almost useless for making NP) that’s been on since the start on Neo. But it’s a good game for NP none the less. In this game you have to run around like an idiot eating neggs, but don’t eat the red ones because they are EVIL, (but not as evil as my uncle) while your eating your tail will grow, and grow, and do the funky chicken dance. Er, no… It doesn’t dance. Don’t run into your tail, this will end the game. Also do not run into the edges of the game, this like the tail will end your game. I get about 100-300 NP at this game per play (I‘m not that good at it).

Turmac Roll - The first of three Meridell game I will cover. Turmac Roll is a pretty fun game. Always play this game on hard. The thing is it’s not that hard, and you can make 800 NP easily . All you do in this game is roll and jump, very easy.

Ultimate Bullseye - I get around 29 - 45 points each time, that’s about 200-300 NP each time. What you do in this game is aim at the bullseye with your arrow keys and shoot with the space bar.

Warf Rescue Team - I believe this is the easiest game on Neopets to make NP with, all you do is shoot Warfs up into the air and get them to land on the other ones head making a tower of Warfs to reach the Kadoaties and save them from the EVIL tree! Sometimes I feel sorry for the Warf on the bottom, so much weight... poor little guy. Here’s a tip, shoot up about 3 Warfs at a time. I get 1000 NP almost every time, and if I don’t get it, I play again until I do.

Bumper Cars - Not many people play this game, I don’t know why I think it’s a good NP maker. You bump cars in this game, very simple. I get about 200-400 NP each play.

Whack-A-Kass - WOOO! WHACK-A-KASS ROCKS THE SOCKS OFF KRAWKS! Yes I LOVE this game. You hit Kass with a stick, a old piece of bread, or a bat. The farther you whack him the more points you get. I get about 300 NP each time.

“That’s all find and dandy” I hear you say “But how much NP is that all together?” I TOLD YOU TO DO THE MATH! YOU ARE LAZY! *sigh* Fine I will do it for you! It’s about 10850 NP on average! YAY for NP! Think of it this way, if you play the games every day for a year and don’t spend it you get 3,960,250 NP! And that’s nothing to shake a stick at!

Well that my wonderful article about making NP for beginners, straight from the Sloth family! This is Kaya Sloth signing off! Remember, always visit Neopets from www.virtupets.com and Virtupets good, Neopets bad!

- Subzeroace AKA Kaya Sloth

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