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The Neopian Times Week 100 > Articles > 100 Questions For the Neopian Times Editorial

100 Questions For the Neopian Times Editorial

by stoneman3x

DEEP CATACOMBS - I have a lot of friends in Neopia who love to read the editorial section of The Neopian Times every week. And we all seem to have noticed something. The same questions, or at least variations of the same questions, keep popping up. So I asked my friends what unique, hardly ever asked questions they would really like to have answered in The Neopian Times editorial section. Of course, we came up with this list knowing that most of the questions were a little on the dumb side, but here they are anyway:

1. Why doesn't the Snow Faerie get fat from all of the chocolate she keeps asking for?
2. If El Picklesaur is a wrestler, and there aren't any other wrestlers in Neopia, what does he wrestle with? His conscience?
3. Why aren't there any trash cans in Neopia if you can "discard" items?
4. Why is it okay to bathe in a Dung Bath Tub but a "Dung Toilet" is considered too silly to make?
5. What is the point of the wings on the Elephante?
6. Who is Chet Flash?
7. I typed up something for The Neopian Times, but it wasn't accepted. Was I supposed to send it somewhere or something?
8. If Neopets can't die, does that mean Quiggle Pie is made with LIVE Quiggles?
9. How come you didn't put this question in this week's editorial?
10. Is Donna really your name, or does Adam have a split personality?
11. How do I get to www.neopets.com?
12. If Neopets doesn't like the idea of hybrid pets, why does the Zafara have the tail of a Pteri, the spikes of a Skeith and the feet of a Cybunny?
13. Why isn't there a Neopet or Petpet that looks like a giraffe? Is there something wrong with extremely long necks?
14. Who the heck is laughing manically when you visit Coltzan's Shrine and nothing happens? It's Coltzan, isn't it? Isn't it? Come on, admit it! He's laughing at me personally, isn't he?
15. If Dr. Sloth was defeated and all the Grundos were freed, why the heck is he still hanging around?
16. Why is the living room in my NeoHome exactly the same size as my bathroom?
17. My Poogle says he used to be yours but you tossed him in the pound. Is that true?
18. If I paint my Kacheek red, but then paint him blue, will he turn purple?
19. What was so darn special about The Neopian Times Issue 3 that there are sixty million of them floating around Neopia?
20. What does Dung Jelly taste like?
21. I need parental permission to play the site. Can it be any old parent or does it have to be mine?
22. If there are no refrigerators in Neopia, how does the food keep from spoiling?
23. How come every item that is "retired" can still be used EXCEPT a stone paint brush?
24. Why are there more Petpets shown in the Rainbow Pool Petpet Puddle than on the "All Petpets" page?
25. Why does the Tyrannian Moehog look like Elvis?
26. What happens to a pet when they're frozen? Do they become a big ice sculpture in the middle of Neopia Central?
27. How many faeries can dance on the head of an Inexpensive Aisha Pin?
28. Did you have a lot of food fights as a child? Is that why you created Battle Muffins?
29. If the top of Terror Mountain is always covered by snow, why are there nicely trimmed bushes around the "Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop"?
30. If the Island Mystic was human and turned into a Kyrii, and Edna the Witch was a human and turned into a Zafara, should we all be very very afraid now?
31. If Extreme Potato Counter is a Meridell game, and Meridell is a Medieval world, why does the Wocky have pink punk hair and a skateboard?
32. Who is Dr. Sloth's barber?
33. I don't like the username sdkrhjosk! Freeze their account! ~ from: sdkrhjosk 34. Will you be making toilet paper soon? My pet doesn't want to have to use the Giant Leaf Curtains in the bathroom anymore.
35. If Skeiths and Grarrls get hungry enough to eat weapons, petpets and bottled faeries, why do they still refuse food?
36. If the Snorkle is the only pig-like creature in Neopia, does that mean that the Bacon Omelette is made out of... eww...
37. What kind of "Better Than You" contestant was THIS?

38. Can you make my Tonu's ankles thinner?
39. If you can't put items in the gift boxes, and the gift boxes are gifts, will the person I give them to hate me forever for giving them an empty box?
40. If the Fire Faerie keeps asking for clothes as a quest item, how come we never see her in a different outfit every day?
41. How do you submit a question to the editorial?
42. I was wondering, can Adam post some tips on how to cook asparagus in the editorial?
43. How do you spell "Draik"?
44. Do you have to set the air-conditioner to "maximum cool" in the office to keep Snowflake from melting?
45. Why does the "World" part of the Neopets sidebar show North America?Shouldn't it show Neopia?
46. The fortunes the Island Mystic gives me never come true. Can you make it so it gives out lots of Neopoints and rare items? Can I at least have the Aisha plushie he said I would find at the Smoothie Shop?
47. Can the Snowager be my pet? He seems lonely and I could put all of his stuff in my safety deposit box so nobody steals it.
48. If Neopets can't die, why are all these ghost pets running around?
49. I have been following the stock advice in The Neopian Times News Brief for months and now I'm bankrupt! Can you please fire the guy that does the stock report? ~~ Nigel the Chia
50. How does a cloud toilet keep the contents in it? Wouldn't it leak out? What if the bathroom of my NeoHome is made of out clouds too? Would these clouds rain yucky stuff all over Neopia?
51. What is the purpose of life?
52. Why am I here?
53. Do you know who I am?
54. Do you care?
55. Exactly how many cousins does Adam have? Because I counted 47 of them on the chatboards yesterday.
56. Is the Grarrl choking or happy?
57. Do Korbats ever fall down and go splat because of the pull of gravity on their huge heads?
58. Why doesn't the Chia in this picture burn up?

59. Boochi zapped my computer and now it's a bead-filled abacus. Please change it back!
60. Why is there so much dung in the Pick Your Own fields? Shouldn't all of the Ixi and Kaus in Neopia be wearing diapers to solve this problem?
61. If there is no Neopian Fire Department, what would happen if the campfire in the Deep Catacombs spread out of control?
62. If you need the link to Jelly World, I would be happy to send it to you. What is your personal e-mail address?
63. Are we permitted to ask a question like this to the editorial section?
64. Can you make a CAN of paint so my paint brushes don't disappear every time I use them?
65. I sent somebody a Neofriend request and they rejected it. Can you please freeze their account?
66. What happens to the tin when my Neopet eats a Tin of Sardines? Why doesn't an empty tin show up in my inventory?
67. Where exactly is the Chia Police Station? The Pant Devil stole something and I want to have him arrested.
68. y wont u axcept my perfektly gud storey for the neopein tims?
69. How come the Food Shop is shown in front of the Rainbow Pool on the "Explore" map?
70. You sure use a lot of smileys when you answer editorial questions. Can you tell me how to make one of those?
71. Can you make it so the automatic e-mail form answers my questions?
72. I was on Terror Mountain and got a random winter event. How come there aren't any random autumn, spring or summer events?
73. Do Neopets ever sleep? Because every time I look at my pets their eyes are open.
74. Can I have The Neopian Times delivered straight to my Neomail box? It's too much work to constantly check the news to see if it has been released yet.
75. How come pets can be "dying" and "delighted" at the same time?
76. Do you know where I can go to download a good cheat program? I can't seem to find any.
77. Someone hit me with a Gormball! Where do I go to report them? ~~ the Fire Faerie
78. Why don't the items in my Item Box talk to me? Inanimate objects sure do a lot of talking in the Caption Contest!
79. Okay, I'm heading north on Terror Road and I just turned left on Evil Street. How do I get to Spider Lane?
80. Could you have The Neopian Times come out on a Tuesday and then have the next issue come out the next day, on Wednesday? Wouldn't that be really fun?
81. In order to have my editorial question answered, does it HAVE to be a question that already has an answer in the "Help" section, or can I ask something new?
82. Can you please hide the Hidden Tower again? I figured out where it is and now it's no longer any fun to look for it.
83. Why isn't there a fleet of janitors in Neopia? I keep finding things on the ground!
84.
85. Why did you delete question #84?
86. Why does the Healing Faerie burst into tears when she temporarily runs out of magic? Isn't that overreacting a little?
87. Why can't I use someone else's pic for the Beauty Contest? It's just sitting on their Pet Page going to waste!
88. By the time Neoschool is released my Neopet will be ready for Neocollege. How many more Neoyears will I have to Neowait for THAT to be released?
89. I think I should get a rare item and 10,000 NPs every time I write something for The Neopian Times. I don't mean everyone should. I mean just me. Oh, was I supposed to ask a question? ~~ Mr. Pickles
90 The Neocam is really boring. Do you think you could at least take it to a basketball game?
91. If Tyrannia is an underground world below Terror Mountain, why does it show up on the "Explore" map?
92. Can you please make it so you can donate piles of dung to the Money Tree again? I have 2,473 of them in my Safety Deposit Box that I'd like to give away to needy Neopians.
93. Is Kau print furniture made out of the hides of real spotted Kaus? If you release more Kau print furniture, will spotted Kaus have to go on the endangered species list?
94. If a Grundo always talks backwards, does that mean he is really an Odnurg?
95. Are you sure the faeries were on the side of Meridell in the war? I think it's pretty suspicious that the Darigan paint brush is a Hidden Tower item.
96. I went to create an account using my REAL name and it said that name was already taken! Can you freeze that guy for impersonating me? ~~ John Smith
97. I'm bored. Can you start that Lupe-Chia debate going again?
98. Can I get frozen for asking all of these stupid questions?
99. Will you even read all of these stupid questions?
100. Why in the name of Fyora would you want to?

Happy Neopian Times 100th Edition Anniversary!
Special thanks to: battlesunn, charizard322, cheshil, dragonsflower, ember188, flipp_garuda, fudgerm, gentle_lil_queen, greenmooseofdoom, htnfund, ieva_kasku, imayasha, ladyfire626 (Fire Pixie), laurensama, leb388, lugia, lupe_flare_13190 (Jessie-Yasha), machobrainbrandon (irishdragonlord), meggiemufin, neotomi, noremac9, 00_hottiegurl_00 (Annette), patjade, peachifruit, pet_master12345 (the Angry Artist), plushieowner, random_joy (culbo1), rishiy, shimmeringaurora, sillygirl_543 (sillybatty), simsman24000, smileyface12_5690, soggydude, sol_luna_estrella, tdyans, tennmagpie, too_kule, tracypaper12 and userpie for asking such great questions! All of your accounts will be now be frozen.

Important Notice Thingy: These questions are NOT intended to be taken seriously! Please do NOT fill up the editorial submissions e-mail with these questions!

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