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The Neopian Times Week 86 > Continuing Series > Of Lupes, Mortogs, and Ixi of Doom: Part Two

Of Lupes, Mortogs, and Ixi of Doom: Part Two

by battlesunn

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"…Flurry… Flurry… Wake up… Poloroe, go and get the smelling salts from my desk, would you? I hope I don’t get fired for this…"

     Killerflurry groaned as he sat up, rubbing his head. The Lupe blinked blearily. He looked around, and was surprised to see his entire class crowded around him. Mr. Bronston sighed with relief, wiping his brow. He waved a claw at Poloroe, who was bent over the Draik’s desk, rummaging through all the papers, pens and erasers in hopes of finding the smelling salts.

     "Poloroe, it’s fine. He woke up." Mr. Bronston said, glancing at the recovering Lupe. Poloroe turned around and grinned.

     "Oh, good." The Gelert said, shifting his large, shimmering wings. Killerflurry furrowed his brow in confusion.

     "What happened?" He asked, still feeling extremely confused.

     "You fainted." Mr. Bronston replied. Poloroe nodded energetically.

     "Yeah! Right after you heard who your partner was!"

     The Lupe moaned, "Don’t remind me!"

     Zarrelian, still lounging atop the light fixture, sniggered at the starry Lupe.

     "Hey Killer! I’m your partner, remember?"

     Killerflurry snarled, massaging his aching head ruefully. Mr. Bronston snorted.

     "Alright, alright. Enough of all this… Everyone, back to your seats." He cast a glare across the room. "Well? What are you waiting for? NOW!"

     The pets quickly dispersed, scurrying back to their desks. Killerflurry trudged solemnly back to his seat, propping his head on his paws. Mr. Bronston flew down to the front of the room and cleared his throat to grab his students’ attention.

     "Now, if you’re unhappy with your partners…" the Draik began, crossing his arms over his chest. Killerflurry’s heart fluttered.

     "—Then you’d better grin and bear it! All partnerships are final and no substitutions are allowed!" Killerflurry sighed, feeling his excitement welling down again. Mr. Bronston smirked and began to write instructions on the board for their first science assignment. The Draik turned away from his chalkboard and faced his students.

     "We’ll be starting with a very simple diffusion experiment. Diffusion is the process of particles from one substance spreading through the particles of a liquid, in this case, food coloring into water. You are to meet with your partners and perform the experiment as it is explained in your text books." Mr. Bronston glanced at his watch. "You may begin… Now!"

     Killerflurry decided to make the best of it. After all, Mr. Bronston certainly wasn’t going to change the groups, whether he liked it or not. The Lupe sighed and began pulling out papers and pens, pausing only when something small and hard whammed him on the shoulder.

     "Gack! What was that?" Killerflury whirled around to come face to face with Zarrelian, his lab partner, for the first time. The Ixi sneered and seated himself beside the Lupe, pulling Killerflurry’s textbook across its polished wooden surface so that he could see its contents. Killerflurry decided to try and make friends with the strange Ixi who had been forced to work with.

     "So, Zarrel…" he began uneasily. "You’re a Halloween Ixi… Can you fly?"

     Zarrelian shrugged. "I dunno, I’ve never tried." The Ixi allowed his gaze to wash over the Lupe’s heavenly pelt.

     "So, you’re starry, huh?" he sniggered. "No offense, but your stars are hideously ugly." Zarrelian adopted a thoughtful expression. "Say, do your stars do anything? Like, do they glow when you get mad?"

     Killerflurry sighed, and rolled his eyes. "You tell me."

     "A-HEM!"

     Both Pets turned around sharply, only to see Mr. Bronston standing before them with his arms crossed over his scaly chest.

     "I believe we’re supposed to be doing an experiment now, young Pets!" he snarled, furiously scribbling some sinister looking notes in his mark book. He paused, and then drove a claw into a box that he carried under one arm. He then pulled out two pairs of eye goggles.

     "Put these on," he growled, and then stomped off to glower at the next pair of Pets.

     Killerflurry raised a brow as he regarded his goggles critically. They were pretty goofy looking. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Scales snapping his goggles over his eyes, and then felt slightly encouraged. With a small smile, the Lupe fastened his goggles over his eyes and carefully adjusted them so that fit comfortably. Gingerly, Killerflurry grabbed his test tube and poured some water in, carefully reading the instructions in the textbook.

     "Zarrel," he murmured, squinting through his foggy goggles. "Zarrel, could lend me a paw? I just need to add the drop of food coloring…"

     "Sure, Killer," Zarrelian replied, grasping the bottle of food coloring between the knuckles of his hooves. He was about to squeeze a drop into the test tube when Killerflurry gasped and pulled the test tube away.

     "Zarrel! You aren‘t wearing your safety goggles!" the Lupe exclaimed. Zarrelian snorted.

     "Oh come on, Killer. All we’re doing is putting a drop of food coloring into a test tube of water. What do I need safety goggles for?" the Ixi retorted. Killerflurry shrugged and flailed his free paw exasperatedly.

     "I don’t know, Zarrel, but the text book says you have to wear safety goggles while conducting any lab experiment…" Killerflurry furrowed his brow. "And don’t call me Killer! Call me FLURRY!"

     "Move aside, Lupey!" The Ixi shouted before pushing the Lupe’s starred paw aside. Zarrelian snatched the test tube from Killerflurry, it’s contents swirling and crashing against the rube’s glass sides. With his tongue protruding slightly from the corner of his mouth in concentration, Zarrelian, safety goggle free, squeezed one drop of food coloring into the water-filled test tube.

     KABOOM!

     With a tremendous bang, the test tube exploded, sending splashes of colored water and shards of glass ricocheting around the classroom. The Pets shrieked and fell to the ground, even Mr. Bronston had to make an undignified dive under his desk to avoid being struck by a particularly large piece of the test tube.

     Killerflurry turned to his stupefied lab partner, his muzzle agape in shock.

     "What did you DO?!"

     Zarrelian shrugged nonchalantly, pausing to swerve away from a rocketing piece of debris.

     "I dunno. Are you sure that that’s water you’ve got there, Killer?" The Ixi bent down to a puddle of the liquid that had spilled onto Killerflurry’s desk. "Smells like vinegar to me…"

     The Lupe groaned, throwing a paw across his brow. "Oh man, you must have accidentally grabbed the test tube filled with my vinegar instead of the water!" he sniffled. "That vinegar was supposed to be for garnishing my shrimp salad at lunch…"

To be continued...

Previous Episodes

Of Lupes, Mortogs, and Ixi of Doom: Part One

Of Lupes, Mortogs, and Ixi of Doom: Part Three

Of Lupes, Mortogs, and Ixi of Doom: Part Four

Of Lupes, Mortogs, and Ixi of Doom: Part Five

Of Lupes, Mortogs, and Ixi of Doom: Part Six

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