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Petpet Name: Ozzy
Owner: thestormwalker
Pet: Fitzwald
Breed: Slorg

*The following is from a videotape recording*

"Hi everybody! Fitzwald the Moehog here! I'm about to interview my petpet, Ozzy the Red Slorg, for the Petpet Spotlight! Er, I will as soon as I find him. I bet if I just follow this slime trail...under the bed...down the hallway...into the kitchen, oo, it's almost lunchtime...out the back door..."

Ozzy bites Fitzwald's ear!!

"Owwie! Oh, Ozzy, there you are! Ahem. Ready to start our interview?"

Ozzy 's eyes glow red.

"Um, I'll take that as a yes. Now, where do we start? Let me check my notes here...oh, okay! First question! How does it feel being a Red Slorg?"

Ozzy makes a loud moaning noise!

"Uh, okay. Is that a good moan, or a bad moan?"

Ozzy turns into a puff of smoke, and then turns back to normal.

"Wow, nice trick! I'll put down that as a positive answer! Next...what has been your epxerience as such a rare type of Slorg? Do you feel ostracized by other Slorgs?"

Ozzy starts to hiss and snarl.

"Don't look at me! My owner says 'ostracized' is a real word!"

Ozzy 's eyes glow red.

"What's that supposed to mean? Is that a yes again?"

Ozzy 's eyes glow purple!

"Hey, since when can you do purple? That's new! I like it!"

Ozzy turns into a puff of smoke, and then turns back to normal.

"Uh, we've seen that one already. Let's try and get back on track, okay? What are your thoughts on the rumors of war coming to Meridell soon? Do you think Darigan is returning?"

Ozzy walks around the room with arms outstretched.

"?!?!?"

Ozzy walks around the room with arms outstretched.

"How are you doing that, Ozzy?! You don't have arms! Come to think of it, you don't have legs either, so how're you walking??"

Ozzy growls really menacingly!!!

"Don't get snippy with me! It's a perfectly logical question!"

Ozzy makes a loud moaning noise!

"Oh, don't moan again! Folks, you have no idea how freaky it is to hear a Slorg moan!"

Ozzy makes a ghastly moaning noise!

"Ack! That's even worse! If I had hands, I'd cover my poor ears!"

Ozzy starts to hiss and snarl.

"Look, do you want a time out in the corner, mister? I'm just trying to interview you and you've been nothing but uncooperative the whole time!"

Ozzy growls menacingly.

"Hey, just who do you think you're growling at? You're my petpet, remember?"

Ozzy growls really menacingly!!!

"You're just a mean little snot, aren't you? You know, now I wonder why I begged my owner to let me keep you when he won you at that Test Your Strength game. He said you had to be possessed or something."

Ozzy 's eyes glow red.

"Yeah, see? It's stuff like that that make him think you're possessed! Can't you do something cute instead?"

Ozzy turns into a puff of smoke, and then turns back to normal.

"Not again...you're gonna set off the smoke alarms if you keep doing that!"

Ozzy bites Fitzwald's ear!!

"Owwie! Stop that!"

Ozzy bites Fitzwald's ear!!

"Augh! Help! This Slorg is evil! Why didn't I just get a Turtum or something when I had the chance? Let go of my ear, you slimeball! Don't make me get the salt!"

Ozzy bites Fitzwald's ear!!

"HALP!!"

*the videotape recording ends there, after some crashing noises and Moehog-like cursing. The tape is later delivered to the Petpet Spotlight offices, albeit coated in pinkish slime*

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