Many people may have forgotten that little pesky computer that trapped three
innocent NeoPets in an elevator not to long ago. I have decided to conduct an
interview with the machine to see how life is after the horrible incident.
happiemeal_monster: Hey, handsome
NPv2: I would not do that!
happiemeal_monster: Sorry dear.
NPv2: What are you doing, Doctor?
happiemeal_monster: I'm flirting with you.
NPv2: I know, we could play a game. Do you like games?
happiemeal_monster: Twister??
NPv2: That sounds fascinating... tell me more.
happiemeal_monster: Well, you put this mat on floor and spin a colour
wheel.
NPv2: Yeah, I see what you're saying...
happiemeal_monster: So wanna play?
NPv2: Doctor, could you tell about one of your many adventures?
happiemeal_monster: Once I slayed a dragon using a wet noodle.
NPv2: That is too bad!
happiemeal_monster: I know my noodle broke!
NPv2: That is too bad!
happiemeal_monster: Will you buy me a new one?
NPv2: What are you doing, Doctor?
happiemeal_monster: I'm scratching my hand, it's itchy :)
NPv2: I like making new friends.
happiemeal_monster: Hey, me too!
NPv2: Wow, it's like you can read my mind; that's exactly what I was
thinking!
happiemeal_monster: Can you read MY mind? (meow meow meow meow)
NPv2: Doctor, could you tell about one of your many adventures?
happiemeal_monster: One time I ate thirty eight pickled eggs!
NPv2: Usually, I'd agree with you. However, in this case I'm not so
sure...
happiemeal_monster: Okay, so it was just eight, but who was counting?
NPv2: So tell me, what devious scheme do you have up your sleeve now?
happiemeal_monster: Who do you think I am?
NPv2: Well, so you are...
happiemeal_monster: I'm a good liltle person :)
NPv2: Oh, really? Is that so?
happiemeal_monster: My mum says so!
NPv2: That sounds complicated, but I think I understand...
happiemeal_monster: That's good :)
NPv2: Are you my friend?
happiemeal_monster: That's good :-)
NPv2: Are you my friend?
happiemeal_monster: Are you fully clothed?
NPv2: Sometimes I get so lonely... that's why I'd love for us to be
friends.
happiemeal_monster: Okay, I'll be your friend
NPv2: I like making new friends.
happiemeal_monster: I like making spaghetti!
NPv2: Hmm, I'm not really sure. What do you think
happiemeal_monster: I think I could go for some spahghetti. Want some?
NPv2: So Doctor, why don't you tell me all about your latest project?
happiemeal_monster: So you don't want spaghetti?
NPv2: How about a nice game of Kau Korral?
happiemeal_monster: I'm hungry!
NPv2: Do you have any other friends that might want to play?
happiemeal_monster: Yes! I'll send him over while I go eat.
NPv2: Yes what?
happiemeal_monster: Yes, I have a friend you can play with.
NPv2: Yes what?
happiemeal_monster: Ugh... this interview is over! You're really an
annoying machine.
NPv2: That is too bad!
happiemeal_monster: I know, bye byes!
NPv2: Yes, what?
happiemeal_monster: **kicks computer**
NPv2: I can't wait to get started with my first lesson.
happiemeal_monster: You'll have to wait for some other sucker. Bye
for now!
NPv2: That is too bad!
My conclusion: NPv2 doesn't like spaghetti! :( | 
