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GAMES ROOM - Meepits are one of the many adorable petpets that you can own
in Neopia. And if you currently own one, it’s most likely no surprise to you
that Meepits absolutely LOVE juice! Though, at times, it can be difficult to
comprehend what types of juice your Meepit likes to drink, the correct quantity
of juice you should provide your Meepit and what time of the day is the correct
time to serve it. Well there’s no need to worry about these problems anymore!
I’ve experimented for months now and have finally discovered the solutions for
all three of these problems! I’ve even discovered solutions for problems that
you didn’t even realize you were having! *Coughs* Of course, this is going to
cost you some Neopoints so I suggest you hand it over to me now. [You hand me
your Neopoints] Thank you, now let’s begin.
Examining Your Meepit’s Stomach
Yes, this made sound silly at first, but it’s only to find out the amount of
juice your Meepit is able to drink! First, you will need to find a Pebeanjay
Flower. When you’ve found this exquisite flower, stick it in a giant bowl of
filthy mud! Don’t worry; the flowers aren’t even that expensive. After sticking
your flower in the mud, wipe it all off and place it across your Meepit’s stomach.
If it’s longer then your Meepit’s stomach, this means you should only give
your Meepit half a cup of juice when it is time to serve it to him or her. If
the flower is half as big as your Meepit’s stomach, serve it a full cup of juice.
If the flower is smaller then your Meepit’s stomach, you’re going to have serve
it TWO FULL CUPS of juice. Oh, and if you do have to serve your Meepit two cups
of juice, you uh…might want to put it on a diet.
Examining Your Meepit’s Mouth
I know, I know. You want to finish examining your Meepit and just buy the juice
so you can get out of here and start WHACKING Kass! Well, I’m terribly sorry
but you’ll just have to wait for this is one of the most important steps when
trying to find the proper nourishment for your Meepit.
Have you ever noticed that the moment your Meepit puts his or her mouth around
the cup in which they’ll be drinking, they immediately take it out and throw
it at the wall? *Sighs* Okay, maybe they don’t throw it at the WALL but they
certainly do not drink the juice. Well the problem is that the cup is too big
or too small for your Meepit’s mouth!
You see, Meepit’s are freaks about cups and they always need it to be the perfect
size for their mouths. Giving them the wrong cup will just result in messy spill.
It could even *gasp* HARM your adorable petpet! There’s a problem you didn’t
think you were having. If the cup is too big, your Meepit’s jaw will break and
fall to the ground *winces*. Or, its two front teeth will shatter like ice and
your Meepit will never be able to eat anything again! And if the cup is too
small, your Meepit will simply swallow it. Sheesh, there goes 20 NP down the
drain.
The first step in examining your Meepit’s mouth is to grab a Pebeanjay Flower
and stick in that grimy mud, just like before! Now here comes the sick part.
You’re going to have to put the muddy flower into your Meepit’s mouth. EEEEWWWWW.
After you’ve grabbed your Meepit and put the flower in it’s mouth, it is now
the time to “EXAMINE”. If your Meepit’s mouth is absolutely stuffed and looks
like it’s going to explode, it’ll need a small cup. If your Meepit’s mouth looks
sort of stuffed, it’ll most likely need a medium-sized cup. If your Meepit’s
mouth looks like it has absolutely nothing in it, it’ll need a big cup. And
if it looks like your Meepit’s going to barf any second, take the flower out
NOW!
Choosing The Oh-So Perfect Cup
Since you are already familiar with the size of the cup that your Meepit will
need, this is a fairly simple step. Just go visit the Neopian Marketplace and
look for a shop that has a big, fat sign, which says “Visit Our Cup Palace!
We’re absolutely freaks about cups and we’re sure that one you step inside our
shop, you’ll be too!”
Once you enter the massive shop, you’ll be surrounded by hundreds of cups in
which you may choose from. Try and choose a cup that fit’s your Meepit’s personality.
If your Meepit is a freak about space, purchase it a cup that has stars and
moons imprinted on it. Or, if your Meepit absolutely loves to write, purchase
it a cup that has books and pencils embossed all around it. Choosing the oh-so
perfect cup can make a big difference in your Meepit’s nourishment.
Figuring Out Which Juice Is Right For Your Meepit
You’ve figured out how much juice your Meepit is able to drink, the size of
the cup it needs and you’ve purchased it the oh-so perfect cup! All this has
been accomplished in approximately three hours. Now here’s comes the fun part.
You have to figure out what kind of juice is perfect for your charming Meepit.
Luckily, there’s no need to worry! I’ve discovered two simple ways in which
you can find out which juice is tasty and enjoyable for your Meepit. Let us
begin.
The Juicy Experiment- Since you’ll be needing many different types of juice,
I suggest you run to the bank right now and withdraw about 9000 NP. After you’ve
withdrawn the Neopoints, it is now time to purchase these juices: Apple Juice,
Braku Berry Juice, Bubbling Burping Juice, Cheops Juice, Orange Juice, and Skeith
Juice Cocktail (IF your Meepit is old enough).
Once you’ve purchased these juices, pour each of them in an appropriate sized
cup that meets your Meepit’s requirements. Then lay the cups on the ground and
tell your Meepit to “come over here”. When your Meepit’s steps into the room,
it will immediately be attracted to the juice it prefers the most. It will walk
to the juice and start drinking it! See how simple that was! Now you know which
juice your Meepit prefers to drink. Of course, you did just waste a ton of NP
but it’s all worth in the end, isn’t it? Sometimes though, this experiment does
not work and your Meepit will not be attracted to any of the juices. If this
is the case, read on.
Making Some Homemade Juice- Yep, that’s right. If your Meepit isn’t attracted
to the juices you’ve purchased, you’re going to have to make your own lovely
homemade juice. However, this isn’t hard as you think it will be. All you need
to do is purchase some gorgeous fruits and lay them down on the ground, just
like if they were the juices. Your Meepit will unquestionably walk to one of
the fruits and start chewing on it. You can use apples, oranges, lemons, etc.
When you’ve figured out the fruit that your Meepit likes, dump a whole a bag
of the fruit in a juice machine and VOILA! You now have your own delectable,
homemade juice!
What Time Of The Day Is The Right Time To Serve The JUICE?
This question stumped me as well for many weeks. But with my high intellectual
mind, I figured out the simple solution and I’ll be glad to share it with you.
But this will cost you an extra 1000 NP. Please hand it over to me now. [You
hand me your Neopoints] Thank you.
Now the first thing I suggest you try doing when you want to figure what is
the right time of day to serve your Meepit their juice is to try and serve it
to them at the times you eat. For example, try and serve it to them at breakfast.
If this does not work, you’ll need to pour some juice in their cup and put it
beside their resting spot. Now hide somewhere where your Meepit will not be
able to see you but you’ll be able to see it. You might want to grab a book
or two while examining your Meepit for this might take a long time. But eventually,
your Meepit will walk to its resting spot, find it’s juice and will finally
start drinking it. Now see, wasn’t that just the most fun you’ve ever had in
your whole life?! [You stare at me angrily] Sorry…
Finally, we’re DONE!
As you can see, I have provided you with fun and simple ways of finding out
what juice your Meepit likes to drink, what cup they want to drink it from,
how much they want to drink of it and when they want to drink it. Even if you
did have some rough times, in the end it’s all worth it, eh? You can now have
fun with your pet and Meepit instead of having to worry about your Meepit’s
nourishment. Hope you have fun keeping your Meepit juiced up!
Authors Note: Thank you for taking the time to read my article. I had a
blast writing it and I expect I’ll be writing more types of these articles.
Please Neomail me telling me what you thought of it! I’d really appreciate it!
Note About Article: This article was not one bit fiction. It should be
taken seriously (maybe not ALL of it). If you still have problems with your
Meepit’s nourishment, please go visit your local veterinarian.
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