Aye, notice this new pirate madness spreading over Neopia? Well I sure do see. Now let me tell you somethin', pirates are not cute, handsome, brave, courageous, kind, or even be cleaning up after themselves. In fact, they be yellow-toothed, greedy, messy, brave-less, selfish, scurvies! Ar, but why I be badmouthing pirates?... more>>
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