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Week - 161

30 Neomails I Don't Want at 7 a.m.
by alethea1
Description: 29 – “The mad scientist from the lab ray writing in regards to a lab… incident. I kind of accidentally zapped Uni with the wrong ray… could you please come and collect your pile of sludge formerly known as Liberte_Real?”

Week - 161

Golden Dreams
by alethea1
Description: "We should only look at it when we need a little hope or inspiration, or maybe to find each other or ourselves again."

Week - 163

The Case of the Lying Letter: Part One
by playmobil_is_my_life
Description: "Well, that's nice that he's having fun," said TigerWing, folding up the letter and placing it across from her. When she glanced at Cali, she noticed that Cali looked confused, "What?"

Week - 166

The Case of the Lying Letter: Part Four
by playmobil_is_my_life
Description: "TigerWing is gone…because you threatened her."

Week - 169

The Case of the Lying Letter: Part Seven
by playmobil_is_my_life
Description: "We have to get out of here," Kojak said, "this place is going to cave in!"

Week - 165

Try, Try Again
by labra_doodlelover
Description: "Don't worry, Hallie. I'm sure one of your stories will get in the Times one of these days. I've read them and they're really good."

Week - 164

Of Halloween Pranks and Younger Sisters
by violetneo4
Description: "Good work Avi," he said. "Listen, you want to be a big kid, don't you?"

Week - 166

Five Lottery Tickets
by shadowcristal
Description: "Why do we always do this?" Otur asked. She had heard the story at least a hundred times, but it always made her owner happy to tell it.

Week - 166

Way Down South
by cluttered
Description: YOu cut holes in my hat!

Week - 169

Go From Blah... to Wow! A Guide To Personalities
by cluttered
Description: It’s a guide to make your pet seem like it’s the most brilliant one ever! Even if it’s not painted Maraquan.

Week - 169

One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato...
by flutterbyegrl
Description: Today I have traveled to Meri Acres farm, in the ever so popular Meridell to interview Alton Moughbry, better known as the Potato Counter Guy. You will be shocked and amazed at his deepest and innermost thoughts.

Week - 173

Frozen Hearts
by worldcool
Description: "Do not expose yourself to the cold just yet, Taelia," it advised her. "I know I must seem suspicious to you, but you must understand that I want nothing more than to help you."

Week - 181

The Letter to Anne
by hottamale0774
Description: I have had lots of thinking time for the past few days. I mostly think about what I said above and you. Anne, even though it is indirectly, you have been the force that compelled me to survive through the terror and fear.

Week - 184

The Curse of Maraqua
by charlotte203368
Description: Marissa the Maraquan Acara and Theresa the Maraquan Uni were playing around in a coral reef, ducking and diving between the holes and swimming around wildly, playing as long as their hearts desired. That is, until the boats came...

Week - 190

The Curse of Maraqua: On Land - Part One
by charlotte203368
Description: Thoughts flashed around in Theresa's head. But there was one consequence to becoming a land-person. She could never come back to Maraqua again unless she was painted Maraquan.

Week - 191

The Curse of Maraqua: On Land - Part Two
by charlotte203368
Description: Sephardo's mind was racing. His clear green eyes were floating away, absorbed by a different-looking pair. He could hear his master's voice yelling in his head...

Week - 188

Just Another Bunch of Letters
by ladyariel32
Description: You didn’t reply to my last letter. Why? Is something going on that you can’t tell me? Maybe my letter hasn’t reached you...

Week - 194

The Doughnutfruit Critic
by _l_t_e_
Description: What is so appealing about these simple fruits that our little petpet pals are willing to bounce around all day just to get their hands on some? Have Woogy and Jimmi really hit on something big?

Week - 197

The Curse of Maraqua: Memories - Part One
by charlotte203368
Description:

Carefully, he picked away the ferns with his claws. A baby Eyrie, much like himself, squabbled about in it, clicking his beak furiously...


Week - 198

The Curse of Maraqua: Memories - Part Two
by charlotte203368
Description: Crawling under it, she curled up into a tight ball as the rain outside splattered down. She had to find that Eyrie. She had to...

Week - 199

The Curse of Maraqua: Memories - Part Three
by charlotte203368
Description: The Lupe wordlessly pointed to a tapestry of Darigan. Behind it Alena found a steel door...

Week - 198

Loopholes
by luluthederangedpig
Description: Something has happened!

Week - 199

50 Reasons the Evil Fuzzles Will Rule Neopia
by _l_t_e_
Description: Ever wonder what it was thinking about that made it smile like that? I'll tell you. It's thinking about total Neopian domination. Forget that amateur Sloth...

Week - 203

The Rainbow Pearl: Part One
by charlotte203368
Description: The Tombola Man snored softly on his mat of rushes. Clutched in his hands was the only thing that was of great value to him...

Week - 204

The Rainbow Pearl: Part Two
by charlotte203368
Description: The Faerie Draikess resumed her post on the blankets as Ariadne looked back at the island. She could pick out some boats coming towards her. They were coming fast...

Week - 205

The Rainbow Pearl: Part Three
by charlotte203368
Description: Ariadne and Cela looked around at the island. It was desolate and foreboding-nothing like the island they had just been on...

Week - 208

Pteri Ptailz
by flitterbird21
Description: *sweatdrop*

Week - 218

Pea of DOOM!
by blaqraven9
Description: PHEAR MEEEEEE!

Idea by glitterati21


Week - 222

Kadoatery Files: Case 35
by luluthederangedpig
Description: Where'd the Kadoatie go? =[

Week - 243

Loopholes
by luluthederangedpig
Description: Always wondered what it'd be like to have his job...

Week - 246

The Elusive Flotsam: Searching for a Place in Neopia
by flotjet772
Description: I have seen very few famous Flotsam in Neopian history. Because of this, I went to interview three of the most well-known Flotsam here in Neopia.

Week - 251

Playing Like a Girl: Jair Tollet's Story
by excita
Description: She did know one thing, though. She was never, ever going to play Yooyuball...

Week - 252

Quick Frizz Control
by ulitrexx
Description: You have a new quest!!!

Week - 258

Pretzel Juggler: Unbalanced
by flutterflies
Description: Hmm... looks like that ski trip's off.

Week - 264

A Neopian Guide to Disguises
by sweeteepie87
Description: Have you always loved sneaking around and hiding in the shadows? Have you ever been caught hiding in your owner's closet? You got caught because you haven't read this amazing guide to spying

Week - 287

Pterrific
by tropical_tweety6
Description: What's wrong with asking for directions in the Deserted Tomb?

Week - 289

Burn it or Wash it? – The Laundry Question
by plopsybunny
Description: I'm sure that a lack of laundry facilities wasn't an issue way back at the beginning of my time in Neopia. A Bruce's bow tie would take months before it needed replacing...

Week - 288

COMIKAZE
by bird_brain312
Description: You can always lie.

Art by flutterflies


Week - 289

Guide to Faerie Quests
by _l_t_e_
Description: There are a large number of Neopian faeries, such as Fyora or the Space Faerie, who will appear at random and ask these items of you, with the vague promise of 'something nice'...

Week - 288

Pterrific
by tropical_tweety6
Description: The compass is sooo reliable to use whenever you're lost.

Week - 290

Why Some Petpets Don't Have Petpetpets
by flutterflies
Description: Four simple steps...

Concept by kamikatze24


Week - 293

The Dandy Guide to Being Unfashionable
by susankidwell
Description: Who needs fashion when they can show off their uniqueness? With all those stylish clothes out there, there have to be some... different... clothes for your pets to wear, right?

Week - 293

Pterrific
by tropical_tweety6
Description: It isn't easy pranking a ghost Pteri. Hehe.

Week - 305

Dress to Impress
by confiserie
Description: Are you a little confused about dressing up your pet? Do you need some advice on how to complete the perfect outfit? Look no further!

Week - 321

30 Omelettes You DON'T Want To Find In Tyrannia
by anamya
Description: Mummified omelette. A recipe from the Lost Desert brought to the far land of Tyrannia a long time ago. Unforgettable one million year taste, you'll see.

Week - 322

Wintery Styles for the Fashionable Neopian
by playmobil_is_my_life
Description: Winter's a comin'! It's time to pack away all of those awesome T-shirts and baseball caps and start pulling out those warmer clothes...

Week - 326

Talking with Mr. Ticket
by lemonlovingcutie
Description: Who exactly does this blue paw belong to? Why does he have a hidden stash of Lottery Tickets? Why share? These questions, and many more, will be answered for you today.

Week - 329

Von Roo Valentine Prank
by the_slytherin_seeker
Description: And so, poor little Judy JubJub learned...

Week - 343

I Found You
by micrody
Description: I've rambled on long enough, Miguel. I hope you're doing all right, and I look forward to your next letter...

Week - 347

The Trouble with Being Ordinary
by singeralltheway
Description: They had never really cared about looking different. They were happy with the ordinary color of red...

Week - 355

The Giant Omelette's Protector: Sabre-X
by aisha_gurl_forever
Description: I was recently given the opportunity to interview the massive omelette’s protector -- Sabre-X.

Week - 360

Tiny Team
by jillstreeter
Description: Benefits...

Week - 364

Assuming
by champ100543
Description: Kippy, you really should take a deep breath and think about the neomail you sent.

Week - 364

Gone Lupey: You have a new quest!!
by lioness_of_slytherin
Description: You have a new quest!!

Week - 364

Tiny Team: Cooking
by jillstreeter
Description: There are some things that don't belong in the oven... Note the black smoke.

Week - 371

Stuck in Transfer
by fluttergork
Description: Pets are not items!

Week - 377

Interviews With the Avatar Keepers
by fin4lattempt
Description: These interviews will allow you to see what's really going on when you play these games. Hopefully they'll help give you a couple inside tips on the games as well!

Week - 383

Omelette and Jelly - Enough's Enough!
by sarahsmithies
Description: There's a better way to feed your pet, and it doesn't have to be expensive. Other free food is around...

Week - 393

Deciphering the Dome
by destroyalotreformed
Description: Project Bootcamp, a guild for Battledome help.

Week - 389

Snot Splatter - the Guide to Spewing Snot!
by ewagon
Description: Who would want to play a game like Snot Splatter? Well, you might... if you want a trophy.

Week - 393

Stuck in Transfer - No More
by fluttergork
Description: Through the pound and home...

Week - 394

Omelette Full of Lies
by yellowsugardog
Description: The Tyrannian Omelette is an intricate conspiracy.

You heard me. I've done the research for you.


Week - 398

The Neopian Lottery – to Play Or Not to Play...
by htamale
Description: You win if you matched the most numbers that day. If nobody matches all 6, then we move to who matched 5.

Week - 403

Deciphering the Dome: Anatomy of Set
by destroyalotreformed
Description: Perhaps you should try equipping a few weapons?

Week - 425

Pirate Letters
by jdb1984
Description: Hannah, 

I'm not sure if you remember me. You used to play with me and Jacques on Krawk Island.


Week - 428

The Origin of The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie
by splitxpersonalities
Description: One day, Celeste asked her owner for a plushie that no one else had yet. "One that needs to be invented before I can have it!" she demanded.

Week - 429

Letters to the Editor
by larkspurlane
Description: I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A LEAF, ILLUSEN!

Week - 430

Feel the Love
by cheeseworld101
Description: On Valentine's Day, one of the most popular things to do is to show your friends on Neopets how much you love being their friend.

Week - 431

Spike It All The Way!!
by hwijaya
Description: The object is to simply get the ball to the other side and have it hit the ground.

Week - 435

Letters from Faerie to Faerie
by kat_sings
Description: Dear Illusen,

You of all people know...


Week - 436

An Alternative to the Giant Omelette and Jelly
by yuri445
Description: If you are tired of feeding your Neopets the same old meals every day, then you have found the best guide...

Week - 437

The Complete Beginner's Guide to NC Trading
by horsecrazyirishgirl
Description: Did your neopet recently see an NC item they just had to have, but then you couldn't find it in the mall? Or are your pets' closets full of old items they just don't want to wear anymore?

Week - 438

The Fabulous Life of Charlotte Abergé
by hidden_0_o
Description: I am sure you know of Ms. Charlotte Abergé...

Week - 439

Letters to Baelia
by kat_sings
Description: "That's Baelia, Lucy. Now, come on; it's not polite to stare."

Week - 444

Ready or Not
by jillstreeter
Description: Dedicated to the wonderful Tarla Search Party crew.

Week - 453

Charolette and the Awful MuuMuu
by dolcebby
Description: There she stood, in the middle of Uni's Clothing wearing what could only be described as an oversized floral muumuu, making her way out the door without even a garment in her hand to cover up that insane ensemble.

Week - 457

The Usuki Singing Stars #1: The Fan Letter Mishap
by downrightdude
Description: "If only they would write back," Patricia sighed as she opened her eyes.

Week - 460

Tell It Like It Is
by flutterby_faellies
Description: You're only ever really there for one of a few reasons.

Week - 461

The Choco Factor
by jillstreeter
Description: It was for the best, if you think about it.

Week - 462

The Sorcery Society: Part One
by iris220_ll
Description: "GUYS! GET OUT OF THERE! NOW!" We all knew it was Ancti's voice. But we didn't have much time to think about her demand.

Week - 463

The Sorcery Society: Part Two
by iris220_ll
Description: "Merah is obsessed with the whole magic thing now. She's bought all these books - real books, actually, about magic and becoming a sorceress or whatever."

Week - 464

The Sorcery Society: Part Three
by iris220_ll
Description: I made my way over to the reference section, where a petite Faerie Gelert, dressed in a lavender dress with her long, straight brown hair tied into a soft bun, was checking off boxes on a clipboard.

Week - 465

The Sorcery Society: Part Four
by iris220_ll
Description: I watched the baby Uni merrily play with her new dolls, trying not to let my gaze be drawn towards the thin paperback book with the plum-colored cover...

Week - 466

The Sorcery Society: Part Five
by iris220_ll
Description: "So, why in the world does a shadow Wocky such as yourself have my son's journal?"

Week - 467

The Sorcery Society: Part Six
by iris220_ll
Description: "Eighty-four?" she asked wearily. "There hasn't been a house eighty-four on this street since ten years ago, when the Vendettes lived there..."

Week - 468

The Sorcery Society: Part Seven
by iris220_ll
Description: I had four items. Ru's watch; Merah's ring; Ancti's bracelet; and Vidla's earring.

But it wasn't the time to use them; not quite.


Week - 469

The Sorcery Society: Part Eight
by iris220_ll
Description: I felt like I wasn't ready. I didn't feel ready to actually meet the main character of this story.

Week - 470

The Sorcery Society: Part Nine
by iris220_ll
Description: "Really, Athy!" Citrus squeaked. "Emmie was here - and she was also glowy - and then she just went... poof!"

Week - 471

The Sorcery Society: Part Ten
by iris220_ll
Description: Saying that I wanted to strangle Jhidaya at that moment would be an understatement.

Week - 472

The Sorcery Society: Part Eleven
by iris220_ll
Description: Well, I'm afraid this is the end of the road for you, sweeties! You see, it wouldn't be vengeance if I let all of you go, right?

Week - 473

The Sorcery Society: Part Twelve
by iris220_ll
Description: Jhidaya's evil cackling filled the room as Ru and I just stood there...

Week - 462

The Conductor
by yaksrcewl
Description: "What do you think our conductor will be like? We've never had him for a concert before."

Week - 463

The Fantastical Pet Naming Guide
by daddyslttlegurl
Description: Here are four ways to get an amazing name for your future pet.

Week - 468

A Letter Too Late
by barefootedcinderella
Description: For thirty-seven years now I have been your most loyal and trusted servant.

Week - 469

Neopet Complaints
by glittergirl7000
Description: Say what you mean and mean what you say.

Week - 477

Roodoku - Letters from Roo Island
by weepingwillowy
Description: I heard that King Roo is looking for a new Blumaroo Treasurer.

Week - 477

Gone Lupey: Feed Florg
by lioness_of_slytherin
Description: Are you suggesting any of this makes sense?

Week - 477

The Super Smart Snot Splatter Strategy
by bartdrunkeys
Description: Snot Splatter is a puzzle/strategy game. Since Meuka likes to put other Neopets passing the Haunted Woods in a sticky situation, you had better play this game to end his tyranny.

Week - 481

The Letter
by rat_spirit
Description: Taking a deep breath, she dropped the letter in the mailbox. Now all she could do was wait for an answer.

Week - 486

A Most Unlikely Swashbuckler
by kittylitter251
Description: No Tonu Parade for her, oh no! Extra training... that was her lot in life!

Week - 486

The Citadel Quest: Part One
by peirigill
Description: It started out small at first. Just a tiny tickle in the throat, hardly noticeable. But now, Senhal lay in bed, delirious from fever, fighting for his life.

Week - 487

The Citadel Quest: Part Two
by peirigill
Description: Lord Darigan's castle, rising high on the mount like an iron first preparing to strike, cast a gloomy shadow across the whole of the Darigan Citadel.

Week - 488

The Citadel Quest: Part Three
by peirigill
Description: "You'll find, sir, that I am extremely skilled at reading people and anticipating their next move."

Week - 489

The Citadel Quest: Part Four
by peirigill
Description: Xucrão had saved Peican from injury, but at the cost of vaulting himself into the boobytrapped room...

Week - 490

The Citadel Quest: Part Five
by peirigill
Description: "For far too long, it has been Meridell's tragic failure to take rather than ask, to wage war rather than engage in fair trade."

Week - 487

The Glittering Visitor
by alt1981black
Description: Una set her basket on the table and went to hang up her hat. When she returned to the kitchen, an astonishing sight met her eyes. The basket was empty!

Week - 487

Petpet Companions for Dark Personalities
by saphireblue3
Description: Find a creepy friend who suits your needs and wants as a petpet owner.

Week - 488

A Letter of Complaint
by chocolate_lover67
Description: To the Managers of the Lutari Island Tourists' Association...

Week - 490

The Defender: Part One
by phoenixs_angel
Description: Timu still remains the golden child of the city of Altador.

Week - 491

The Defender: Part Two
by phoenixs_angel
Description: Although Jerdana refused to give up her beloved city without a fight, the fight seemed more and more hopeless every day. Unless....

Week - 494

With You All the Time
by thediractor
Description: The Pound near midnight was a scary place, haunted by the nightmares and tears of abandoned pets.

Week - 496

Taelia's Pride: The Beginning - Part One
by smoothiegrrl
Description: "This is gonna be so fun! I want to visit the Ice Crystals shop, and maybe go visit the Snowager—"

Week - 497

Taelia's Pride: The Beginning - Part Two
by smoothiegrrl
Description: "You're a load of trouble, and you have no right to ask so much of us without even helping!"

Week - 498

Taelia's Pride: The Beginning - Part Three
by smoothiegrrl
Description: She was lying on Taelia's couch by the crackling fire, covered by a worn blanket, and her family was nowhere to be seen.

Week - 499

Taelia's Pride: The Beginning - Part Four
by smoothiegrrl
Description: Allie looked out the window at the weak autumn light penetrating the gloomy sky. The heavy clouds had been moving in all week, and the first real snowstorm of the season was supposed to begin today.

Week - 500

Taelia's Pride: The Beginning - Part Five
by smoothiegrrl
Description: Alzyia woke with a faint sense of dread, although she could not immediately understand why.

Week - 496

Happiness Served With a Meal
by specialspecialgirl
Description: She drops her eyes to the crunchy snow beneath us. Something's up; I just know it.

Week - 496

The Price Paid for Curiosity
by chess_girl
Description: Do not ever be too curious. Nessa was good proof of that.

Week - 496

A Day At The Lab
by glitterrpop
Description: You'll change into something AMAZING!

Idea by oceanologist


Week - 497

The Last Days of the Citadel: Part One
by phoenixs_angel
Description: He had returned to find his Citadel in ruins and in the middle of a war.

Week - 498

The Last Days of the Citadel: Part Two
by phoenixs_angel
Description: From the moment Narissa started her training as apprentice under Clivia, there had been tension between the two of them.

Week - 499

The Last Days of the Citadel: Part Three
by phoenixs_angel
Description: Narissa had learned not to believe what Morguss was saying a long time ago.

Week - 500

The Last Days of the Citadel: Part Four
by phoenixs_angel
Description: The Lord of Darigan Citadel laughed.

"As lord, I do have my secrets, which I would rather not share. However..."


Week - 501

The Last Days of the Citadel: Part Five
by phoenixs_angel
Description: Narissa realised Clivia was climbing to the top of the High Tower. Her breath stopped for a single second when she realised what Clivia was planning to do.

Week - 502

The Last Days of the Citadel: Part Six
by phoenixs_angel
Description: The sun was setting brightly over Darigan Citadel.

Week - 498

The Destruction of My Dream Pet
by nascar19nfl
Description: Why are Lutari so complicated?

Week - 500

Altador Cup Recruitment Letter, C/O TNT
by crocodile_babiez
Description: You may think that as a Krawk, you belong in Tyrannia, since Krawk petpets are sold in the Tyrannian petpet shop. This could be no further from the truth!

Also by jair_lorce


Week - 501

The King of Diamonds - A Letter: Part One
by cookiethelion
Description: I confess I became a victim to the Diamond immediately; why, if I had that gem, I would become the most feared monarch of all Neopia!

Week - 502

The King of Diamonds - A Letter: Part Two
by cookiethelion
Description: I barely hesitated with my answer. "Send word to Captain Trueheart and Princess Safara that I accept their request."

Week - 503

The King of Diamonds - A Letter: Part Three
by cookiethelion
Description: "Eleanor, you have your task; Captain Trueheart and Princess Safara will return tomorrow morning, and we must have the fake diamonds ready by then."

Week - 501

Glitter Fashions
by robin_y2k1
Description: Glitter is back in FASHION! Woohoo!

Week - 502

Altador Cup Fanatics
by bananerr
Description: Goooo Darigan!

Idea by glitterrpop


Week - 504

The Anti Gifts
by schwarzernebel
Description: What you should always have at home to make (more or less) hidden allusions.

Week - 505

The Altador Cup Letters
by mystie06
Description: The following neomails were obtained from an unnamed source *cough*Hanso*cough* who, ah, liberated them...

Week - 506

One-Way Letters to Emma
by hidden_0_o
Description: "How have you been? I know it's been a while since we last talked..."

Week - 507

A Letter to the Public, by Princess Lunara
by armed_neopians
Description: As most of you are well aware, my disappearance wreaked havoc all over Shenkuu.

Week - 514

The Slorg-Eyed Blue Rain Coat
by katiepfeil
Description: "Why do you wear that coat?"

Week - 514

Letters from a Thief
by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
Description: Would the Eyrie still remember her? Did he still have the same address? What was the Thieves' Guild like now?

Week - 514

10 Grarrl Day Special Treats For Your Grarrl
by girlpower836
Description: A guide by an actual Grarrl and his owner. ^^

Week - 515

No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part One
by kittylitter251
Description: At first she couldn't tell what he was. There was no substance to him. She couldn't describe it...

Week - 516

No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part Two
by kittylitter251
Description: He opened that jar and saw that the Faerie was barely alive. He put them both in his backpack and headed back home as fast as he could...

Week - 517

No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part Three
by kittylitter251
Description: The next evening, a thunderstorm pummeled Maraqua. Waves pelted the windows of the Neohomes and the sea moaned and churned. It was the perfect weather to cuddle up under warm blankets and listen to stories.

Week - 518

No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part Four
by kittylitter251
Description: Get ready to read about the weirdest day of my entire life -- stranger than saving a trapped Faerie... stranger than making friends with a wild, venomous Spyder... stranger even than being a ghost.

Week - 519

No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part Five
by kittylitter251
Description: I took the sack of Draik eggs to Mama and promised to explain everything soon. There was still something I had to finish.

Week - 520

No Height, No Weight, No Problem: Part Six
by kittylitter251
Description: We got a new Neomail from Fae today and I thought my cousins would like to know what she wrote so I swam over to their Neohome.

Week - 518

The Awakening
by teaspill
Description: Touch came first. Clammy, moist and clinging touch. Zoe could feel dirt encasing her body.

Week - 518

The Letter
by warriorsrock965
Description: Mud hadn't been the first thing I thought was covering her when she walked in.

Week - 523

Treasure at the Fairgrounds
by tywyll
Description: No, she was here for one thing and one thing only: treasure.

Week - 524

The Case of the Pilfered Painting
by nafisa_s_rasul
Description: "No! It can't be!" she cried in a hoarse whisper. "Fyora forbid, my lovely painting – it's gone!"

Week - 526

Super Affordable Festive Holiday Clothes
by rock_star_megs
Description: A list of super affordable festive, holiday-ish Christmas items for your last minute outfitting needs.

Week - 530

Crying All the Way
by siffilate
Description: I was here, quite simply, to do the impossible.

Week - 531

Five Reasons Why Villains Live To Plot Evil
by cherishtwilight
Description: Villains. A good plot can't be without them.

Week - 533

Letters to Rachel
by arty32097
Description: You said you wanted bigger and better things, but what's bigger or better than your family?

Week - 538

Private Grooming Letter
by cutiepie_honeybear
Description: Tired of simple, cheap, and junky grooming supplies?

Week - 540

The Lost City
by draconis
Description: This was the fourth time we explored the ruins.

Coauthored by fluttergork


Week - 541

Lord Darigan's Letter To The Editor
by heathorn
Description: You have a Sloth Appreciation Day, for Fyora's sake! Dr. Frank Sloth, who experiments on innocent little Neopets and concocts potions that transform them into ugly mutants!

Week - 541

All That Glitters is not Green
by spiderwax
Description: "No one said anything to me about needing to be painted something," the green Skeith replied.

Week - 541

Letters to Eliana
by spirit_wolf589
Description: These letters were found in a safe inside an abandoned, broken down house in Faerieland...

Week - 541

Paint Brushes for Personalities
by zoarozdtyui
Description: Today I'm going to choose a selection of colours and explain to you what kind of personality the colour would suit.

Week - 542

Dinner Is Ready!
by glitterrpop
Description: I'm glad...

Idea by bananerr


Week - 542

5 Ways to Celebrate Cybunny Carnival
by greenglitter
Description: A humorous and intriguing guide on how to make the most of Cybunny Day.

Week - 545

The Polar Chuck Thief
by l0000000l
Description: Swhi came running up to him. Swhi was a Robot Kacheek, and always gave Relyane the company he needed. Relyane ran a detective business, and he helped solve crimes and problems whenever his friends needed him.

Week - 547

The Faerigan Letters
by mystie06
Description: I was most distressed to hear of the sinking and subsequent destruction of Faerieland, and I regret that I was unable to...

Week - 547

To Feel the Sun
by madidogs88
Description: I closed my eyes, but the bars remained, burned into my vision from years of staring through them.

Week - 550

Letter from Petpet Consultants, Inc.
by larkspurlane
Description: Our firm followed last year's celebrations closely and we were, like many of your guests, disappointed by the low Weewoo turnout. Weewoos can be difficult to attract at the best of times...

Also by _razcalz_


Week - 551

Summer Surprise!
by glitterrpop
Description: Featuring: Faithlen the Aisha!

Idea by x_babifaerie_x


Week - 551

Letters, Snorkles, Slander
by hermione_890_neo
Description: You, dear sir, are the very sort of person that is so inherently dreadful that the dirt you touch feels itself to be unclean.

Week - 551

The Grundo Guide
by theme__girl
Description: If you're considering a new pet, this could show you why to pick a Grundo and which color to pick.

Week - 565

Group-KY
by rainletter
Description: #000: Prologue

Week - 565

Hats Make All the Difference
by havittaa
Description: They tell stories. They attract attention. They lend themselves to humor and heroism. These articles of clothing represent the true character of the Neopets that wear them.

Week - 566

Group-KY
by rainletter
Description: #001: Mission Complete

Week - 567

The Day I Met Boochi
by streamergurl
Description: He walked by while Mom refreshed her search, trying to get the best deal for her friend. He smiled at me and lifted his ray gun, too quick for me to move. I saw a blinding pink light.

Week - 568

The Last Voyage of The Bonnie Fortune: Part One
by fluttergork
Description: The docks filled with mist. The pirates and dockworkers paused for a moment as it rolled in...

Also by draconis


Week - 569

The Last Voyage of The Bonnie Fortune: Part Two
by fluttergork
Description: They reached the island. Even from afar they could see the storm belt hovering in front of them, and the crew felt uneasy.

Also by draconis


Week - 570

The Last Voyage of The Bonnie Fortune: Part Three
by fluttergork
Description: Neither of them had said anything but they both hoped to meet some form of civilization. Ximor could see it in Tony's eyes...

Also by draconis


Week - 570

Group-KY
by rainletter
Description: #002: Welcome

Week - 571

Group-KY
by rainletter
Description: #003: Allegiance

Week - 576

The Prince
by itzigurl
Description: Your patience wore thin.

You escaped.


Week - 581

Shenkuu Lunar Festival, Not Like Any Other
by greenglitter
Description: The Shenkuu Lunar Festival, based on the Lunar New Year, is such a beautiful event. It should be celebrated annually!

Week - 582

What Qualities Do You Like In Your Fellow Neopians?
by indulgences
Description: I posted a thread on the Help Neoboard asking people what qualities they like to see in their fellow Neopians.

Week - 582

Pidgy Marie, The Neopian Pound, The Unclothed Truth.
by legen_wait4it_dary
Description: The following is a transcript of last night's Interview with Pidgy Marie, The Neopian Pound, The Unclothed Truth.

Week - 583

The Small Things
by dorkishly_cool
Description: The pink Uni woke as the sun washed over her face, and she smiled slightly. The warmth on her face promised a beautiful summer day.

Week - 585

Letters from the Plateau
by anthropologist
Description: None of us know what to expect of the obelisk. I arrived at the site some time ago - you may recall that this is my first excursion to Tyrannia...

Week - 585

Meet the Faerie Abilities
by _mariokart_
Description: When the new Battledome was introduced to Neopia at the end of 2012 and beginning of 2013, it was only appropriate for the Faeries to do their part as well and re-vamp their abilities.

Week - 591

The Keepers: Part One
by kandeegrrl
Description: A very peculiar Zafara answered the door. He was glowing - though Kendrick had always suspected that it was a result of his many hours in his lab, and had nothing to do with a paint brush - with unruly hair and wearing a lab coat and Wellington boots covered in some blue bubbly substance.

Week - 592

The Keepers: Part Two
by kandeegrrl
Description: Kendrick woke in the middle of the night after his first day in Brightvale to an eerie noise - like cogs turning round and round beneath his bed.

Week - 593

The Keepers: Part Three
by kandeegrrl
Description: The moment they arrived on the hill, Arthur warned Kendrick not to step toward the battle. The spotted Shoyru didn't really need the warning, as he had no intentions of doing so in the first place, but his uncle's voice was extremely stern...

Week - 594

The Keepers: Part Four
by kandeegrrl
Description: The lake was sparkling under the moonlight. He had to admit, he felt pretty guilty. To his luck, there had been no need to deceive his uncle...

Week - 595

The Keepers: Part Five
by kandeegrrl
Description: "Uncle Arthur!" Kendrick exclaimed. "I... I was just..."

Week - 596

The Keepers: Part Six
by kandeegrrl
Description: Jhudora was waiting. As Arthur, Kendrick, and Reid entered her menacing fortress she gave them a chilling smile.

Week - 591

Things Thieves Do When Kanrik Is Away
by glittergirl7000
Description: Without orders they get bored.

Week - 593

Wet Paint - Sock Shenanigans
by glittergirl7000
Description: There's a reason you can't find any socks...

Week - 594

Unexpected Abilities
by liouchan
Description: While the battle for the Obelisk is raging...

Week - 594

Wet Paint - Petpets
by glittergirl7000
Description: That Wuzzle just wants a hug!

Week - 596

*Face Palm*
by glitterrpop
Description: Sooo yummy.

Week - 597

The Road to My Dream Zap
by streamergurl
Description: I have been the lab pet for years.

Week - 597

*Face Palm* 2
by glitterrpop
Description: Are you using the green crayon?

Week - 597

Wet Paint - Air Faerie
by glittergirl7000
Description: Some faeries are underappreciated.

Week - 597

Glitter Dust Troubles
by kuroge
Description: Look what I got!

Week - 598

*Face Palm* 3
by glitterrpop
Description: Hey!

Idea by bananerr


Week - 599

*Face Palm* 4
by glitterrpop
Description: Your toys are everywhere.

Idea by bananerr


Week - 600

The Lottery
by nocturnal_ned
Description: Sadly, not everyone can win the lottery.

Week - 600

Wet Paint - 600
by glittergirl7000
Description: Meep.

Week - 601

The Spells of Slumber: Part One
by phoenixs_angel
Description: "This spellbook you are after, Rasala, forget about it. It is lost."

Week - 602

The Spells of Slumber: Part Two
by phoenixs_angel
Description: She remembered how long ago, she had asked Mirinam about the Fifth Spell of Slumber and how her teacher had refused her an answer. Now she was looking at the complete spell herself.

Week - 603

The Spells of Slumber: Part Three
by phoenixs_angel
Description: "Averna is under attack!"

Week - 604

The Spells of Slumber: Part Four
by phoenixs_angel
Description: "I knew you would come," the Darkest Faerie said slowly. "I knew you would come here, to defend the place that is dear to you and to protect its magic from falling into the wrong hands."

Week - 605

The Spells of Slumber: Part Five
by phoenixs_angel
Description: "I wish the same to you Jerdana," Mirinam replied. "May your dreams and ambitions never betray you."

Week - 605

Tomato Omelettes: My Imaginary Friend
by skyward_rush
Description: This is embarrassing.

Week - 605

The Myth of Venuquin
by hipstergabriel
Description: Straining against the rope, the Shoyru gritted his teeth and pulled, wings mimicking the captain's.

Week - 606

A Letter to the Editor
by emblo93
Description: When I was young, I was told stories of the Sway, as were we all. "Run along, little Aloysius, or the Sway will gobble you up."

Week - 610

He's Still There...
by dysinthi
Description: Better keep your guards up; HE's still sround...

Week - 613

The Lost Letters of Xandra the Sorceress
by mystie06
Description: Dear Xandra,

I have been watching your progress, both within the ranks of our clandestine league and in your magical studies, and I must say I am truly impressed.


Week - 613

The Giant Omelette
by luiten597
Description: Ugh, omelette again?

Week - 613

The Top Faerie Abilities
by _mariokart_
Description: With The New Battledome, the entire Faerie Ability system has been re-introduced!

Week - 614

All the Weewoos of Neopia! part 1 of 2
by wistren
Description: So boring!!

Also by mumumuchan


Week - 614

The Eye
by 0123kl
Description: It's a lot scarier if you imagine it looking in your windows.

Week - 615

All the Weewoos of Neopia! part 2 of 2
by wistren
Description: One of the Weewoos has escaped...

Also by mumumuchan


Week - 616

All The Things We're Looking Forward To!
by indulgences
Description: I was chatting on the Help Neoboard one day when people started discussing the things we still want, such as new competitions and new avatars. It got me thinking...

Week - 618

All That Glitters is Not a Good Gold Draik
by star_mama_408
Description: Try to stay away from things that offer to show you the "Ultimate Dream Experience".

Week - 619

The Metal Lutari: Part One
by katiepfeil
Description: I squeaked, accidently dropping our shopping bags in the process. I looked up, puzzled by the long dark robes that towered before me, until I got to the face – that's when my jaw dropped and my antennae dropped in fright. "Oh, M-Mr. Sloth, I'm so... I'm so sorry, I didn't mean-"

Week - 620

The Metal Lutari: Part Two
by katiepfeil
Description: "I'm just so proud of you, you know." She smiled. I nearly groaned aloud, not one of these talks. "And you're going to get a job one day, don't you worry."

Week - 621

The Metal Lutari: Part Three
by katiepfeil
Description: We all had our own benches to work at, tons of supplies were spaced out around the huge room, and we basically could do whatever we wanted. We tinkered, we tested and we invented.

Week - 623

*Face Palm* 5
by glitterrpop
Description: It's so expensive to train these days.

Idea by bananerr


Week - 628

The Travels and Trails of a Sponge
by _espy_
Description: Sponge Kikos, the magic grow-in-water Neopets!

Also by horsecrazyirishgirl


Week - 630

The Spa Treatment
by seoulful
Description: The Daily Lives of Illusen and Jhudora

Week - 631

The Making of a Petpage
by diner_girl
Description: ...or not.

Week - 631

The Rainblug Attacks
by nycflowergirl
Description: Munch!

Week - 635

The Adventure
by moonzywolfgirl
Description: Honar was born with a unique power - the ability to see into the future.

Week - 636

How to Win ALL THE GAMES
by mheetu
Description: Regardless of your genre, whether it be puzzle games, adventure games, side-scrollers, shooters, or even nothing at all, these tips can improve your game.

Week - 641

The Little Pea: Part One
by nycflowergirl
Description: Dawn crawled across Faerieland in a burst of golden radiance...

Week - 642

The Little Pea: Part Two
by nycflowergirl
Description: The pea could not disappoint her friend. As Belthom and Sarara began their journey from the ruins with their bounty, the pea took off after them...

Week - 649

Fel and the Omelette Adventure
by scathachs
Description: It was a cold and terrible day in Tyrannia, which was strange, I thought. Usually Tyrannia is all sunny and happy...

Week - 650

Rejection Letters
by cosmicfire918
Description: It is with utmost and sincerest apology that I, King Jazan of Qasala, write to you to beg forgiveness for my utterly untoward acts in the last half of Year 7.

Week - 651

The Need For Power
by moonzywolfgirl
Description: Alazu was nothing special. He was just a creation gone wrong, a creature of the shadows and prowler of the night.

Week - 651

Letters From an Ice Muncher
by pillsi
Description: I write this letter to you to inform you of the best ice to munch on in all of Neopia...

Week - 651

Faerie Abilities Guide Series: Level 1
by dragonsfriend1021
Description: We would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to our comprehensive, in-depth series examining the different Faerie abilities released in Y15 to supplement the new Battledome!

Also by woccawoccawocca


Week - 652

Faerie Abilities Guide Series: Level 5
by dragonsfriend1021
Description: Hello again, Neopia! Welcome back to our comprehensive, in-depth series examining the different Faerie abilities released in Y15 to supplement the new Battledome!

Also by woccawoccawocca


Week - 653

Faerie Abilities Guide Series: Level 10
by dragonsfriend1021
Description: This week, we will be looking at the Level 10 tier abilities: Cranky, Meh, and Positive Thinking.

Also by woccawoccawocca


Week - 653

How To Survive Krawk Island & Live to Tell the Tale
by 2_andromeda_8
Description: For the adventurer in you!

Week - 654

Tsewil and the Hero's Path
by peirigill
Description: Rambling along the country lane that traversed his farm, Tsewil the Asparagus Chia shielded his eyes as he scanned the fields.

Week - 654

Faerie Abilities Guide Series: Level 25
by dragonsfriend1021
Description: This week, we will be looking at the Level 25 tier abilities: An Icicle, Sear, and Irritable Minions.

Also by woccawoccawocca


Week - 655

Letters
by kadface
Description: Dear Mr. Snowager,

I am writing to you today to thank you...


Week - 655

Faerie Abilities Guide Series: Level 50
by dragonsfriend1021
Description: This week, we are examining the Level 50 abilities, where we start to encounter some very powerful abilities that you'll want to use in almost every battle you enter.

Also by woccawoccawocca


Week - 656

Faerie Abilities Guide Series: Level 100
by dragonsfriend1021
Description: Each ability in this tier costs 6 blessings of two elements and 8 blessings of a third element.

Also by woccawoccawocca


Week - 656

Unwearable Clothes and How to Deal with Them
by correctoraline
Description: Wearable items are nice and all, but what about those that aren't?

Week - 657

Faerie Abilities Guide Series: Level 200
by dragonsfriend1021
Description: Each of these abilities will cost you 25 Faerie blessings of one element and 15 Faerie blessings of a second element.

Also by woccawoccawocca


Week - 658

Faerie Abilities Guide Series: Level 300
by dragonsfriend1021
Description: This week, we are examining the Level 300 abilities. Each of these abilities will cost you 40 Faerie blessings of each of their respective elements.

Also by woccawoccawocca


Week - 659

Faerie Abilities Guide Series: Level 400
by dragonsfriend1021
Description: This week, we are examining the Level 400 abilities. Each of these abilities will cost you 120 Faerie blessings of their respective elements.

Also by woccawoccawocca


Week - 660

Faerie Abilities Guide Series: Level 500
by dragonsfriend1021
Description: In our final week, we are examining the Level 500 abilities. Each of these abilities will cost you 100 Faerie blessings of one element and 60 Earth Faerie blessings.

Also by woccawoccawocca


Week - 663

All The Guides We Want TNT To Create!
by indulgences
Description: Here is a list of all the guides that I, as well as my fellow users, want TNT to create!

Week - 677

Magax's Letter to Roxton- Succeeding at Magax II
by myrtles
Description: So you say you want to take over for me some day, when you are ready to take a break from your bigger adventures?

Week - 679

The Harris Conundrum
by ag1228l
Description: I was sitting on a bench one day, just minding my own business, trying to see if I could teach Pip a few tricks.

Week - 683

Results May Vary: Snot Splatter
by return_of_itsy
Description: I DID have a cold recently...

Week - 687

A Love Letter To Altador Cup Participants
by indulgences
Description: I was inspired to write an article all about the positive changes that have happened this year! Besides the newfound kindness being spread around, what makes this year's Altador Cup different from previous years?

Week - 691

Flutter: Part Two
by 77thbigby
Description: With that, the orange Aisha led us out, just as more rain began to fall. She took us back to the Rainbow Pool where four young Lupes huddled under umbrellas. An orange Lupe gave a bark of greeting on seeing his packmates. This welcome warmed me and I wondered if I would ever get such a welcome from anyone just once in my life.

Week - 695

The Knight Shift - Adorable Edition
by shakespeareghurl
Description: Drawn by Preshus_8 the baby kougra for her big sister the "Bestest knight ever!"

Week - 698

All The Famous Kaus of Neopia
by sky_lady
Description: Kau Day was a long time ago, but we think it is always the right time to bring all the Kaus to the spotlights! Well, that's exactly what we tried to do by writing this article: we decided to make a Top 5 of the Most Famous Kaus of Neopia.

Also by realidade


Week - 706

The Not So Scary Cybunny
by liezelotte8
Description: What in Neopia?!

Week - 707

A Love Letter To Newbies
by indulgences
Description: Newbies make me smile. I see them as interesting, diverse people whose struggle to learn about the Neopets website is charming and cute!

In celebration of Neopets' birthday this November, I thought I'd write an article all about why we love newbies!


Week - 717

Look At All These Cakes!
by iana_19
Description: Cakes galore!

Week - 720

Shopping For Clothes
by saudadesdagripe
Description: You gotta look pretty, right?!

Also by erianoillim


Week - 721

An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! Grundo
by beagums
Description: I'm sorry sir! I'm only trying for the avatar! I can pay to fix your very nice spaceship- Kneezles, run.

Week - 727

Beach Ball Theft
by lyndsey4657
Description: Well... What now?

Also by Pinksrainbow


Week - 727

Pastel Horror #2 - A Pirate's Favorite Letter
by badjadejuniper
Description: Qysteri is VERY passionate about his puns.

Week - 728

Troubles Made of Chocolate
by liezelotte8
Description: But... chocolate!

Week - 730

All The Beautiful Things We Can't Discard!
by indulgences
Description: I must admit, my Safety Deposit Box is brimming with unique, rare items that were released once and never again. I will never use them, but they're so lovely and magical that I keep them safe in my SDB, to gaze upon and sigh over!

Week - 731

A Beautiful Blumaroo and her Mystical Treasure
by _brainchild_
Description: Tiv stepped into the fountain and grinned as the wondrous waters swirled around her. Rainbows danced across her skin as it changed color. However, something wasn't quite right. When the process was over, Tiv was horrified to find that she had been painted Maractite, not Maraquan.

Week - 736

Don't Hug ALL the Quiggles!
by elipsis4k
Description: I know, it's hard to contain your enthusiasm for Quiggle Day, but please try ^_^

Week - 738

All The Items We're Dreaming For!
by indulgences
Description: Inspired by this idea, I thought it would be interesting to canvass the Neoboards and ask the people there what items THEY would like to own. What items are clearly desired, but also nonexistent and overdue? I got many interesting replies!

Week - 740

The Burning Book of Moltara: Part One
by mapthesoul
Description: Yet, while nearly everyone in Neopia screams about Yooyuball and discusses their favorite flavor of slushie, a little pair of neopets find their way into a mostly deserted Faerieland Library. "Come on, HS! Everyone's down at the arena. This is our chance to explore the top floor!" Vivi peeks out from behind the corner of the library before letting HS know the coast is clear.

Also by brooklyn3223 and eeames


Week - 741

The Burning Book of Moltara: Part Two
by mapthesoul
Description: "It's right over there, on that island ahead." They had flown around a maze of islands until they seemed to be in the middle of them all. As the three of them reached the beach, the Peophin stopped short and tilted its head towards the shore. "I can't go with you, but it's right over there. You'll know when you find it."

Also by brooklyn3223 and eeames


Week - 744

All The Backgrounds We're Looking Forward To!
by indulgences
Description: Inspired by the thought of having new Backgrounds someday, I thought I'd write this article! It lists all of the Backgrounds I've been longing for since 2007, when customization became a reality. Maybe the TNT artists will read this article and agree to create some of these suggestions.

Week - 748

Risky Omelettes
by x0x_gina_x0x
Description: I immediately regret this decision.

Week - 750

Cavities: Prize Pool
by thegoddesofxweetok1
Description: Huh, so that's how they get their prizes..

Week - 750

All the Neopian Times Items for a Budget Buyer
by dudeiloled
Description: As a veteran writer for the Times myself, I am happy to introduce you to all of the Neopian Times items available to the public on a budget. What follows is a list of all the Neopian Times items that cost 10,000 NP and under. Some say you can only call yourself a true fan if you have every one of the Neopian Times items, so you’d better start collecting

Week - 752

Shadowy Writing: An Open Letter from the Shadow Usul
by xale22
Description: My fellow dark citizens, I write this message to enlighten you of my background and experience. Many have stood in fear of the Shadow Usul, evil incarnate. Many have wondered where such a creature could have come from.

Week - 753

Welcome to the Club
by kittyz_all_the_way
Description: "Arghhh!!" a tiny roar sounded through the open space of little Gooblah's neohome. *Swish, swish* was the sound of the toy pirate sword as he swung it through the air, playfully lunging it at his mother as she stood at the hover stove.

Week - 754

The Story of Ash and Ice
by kittyz_all_the_way
Description: This is my story about the origin of Baelia, the grey faerie, and Taelia, the snow faerie.

Week - 770

Neopia Police Blotter
by the_crimson_rose
Description: 11:53 AM – A caller from the 80000 block of Main Street reported a Chocolate Chia being chased by a Spotted Lupe. The situation was mediated when their owner was called. This had been an ongoing issue, and family counseling was suggested.

Week - 771

Feel the RAIN!
by janderson_lee
Description: It's a special moment

Also by Neschulz


Week - 772

Royal Treatment: History of the Royal Paint Brush
by rainerbug
Description: Queen Fyora, in all of her benevolent greatness, offered the extraordinary chance for our Neopets to become princes and princesses with the introduction of the Royal Paint Brush in Year 6.

Week - 772

Anneslace Gets the Royal Treatment
by peirigill
Description: Most of my crew don’t insist on turning their free time into professional development, but that’s why we love you, Anneslace.

Week - 775

Daily Dare 2017: The (Unfortunate) Return of Chadley
by glittery4u
Description: TNT's announcing the new event, but they forgot to let Abbie know about the new surprise

Also by jinxthebadluckgirl


Week - 781

Top 10 Omelettes from Tyrannia
by aplacplac
Description: Let's talk about omelettes...

Week - 783

I want to read ALL the books!
by aquarelar
Description: Well, maybe not ALL of them...

Week - 796

The Best Ways To Declutter
by lefaii
Description: We've all gone into our Safety Deposit Box and felt completely overwhelmed by the amount of items we have stashed away inside.

Week - 797

Omelettes & Beverages: a Guide to Deliciousness
by hockeydarling14
Description: Omelettes have always been one of the most abundant and scrumptious items in Neopia. Often, it can be hard to find that perfect drink to pair with that blissful omelette you’ve waited all day to eat. Luckily, this guide will help you match the perfect beverage with the perfect omelette!

Week - 798

Split
by ealm528
Description: Luckily, this isn't the case!

Week - 798

So Much for Taking a Break...
by neoflare951
Description: TNT, you know just how to stop me from leaving.

Also by glittery4u


Week - 799

Acara Adventures
by glittery4u
Description: Trouble at Faerie Fest 2017...

Also by Zephagalatica


Week - 807

One Letter At A Time
by izzywizard
Description: W-E-A-R-E

Also by Patjade


Week - 808

The Inner Pleas of Deathball the Wraith
by chasing_stars44
Description: He didn't want to do this. He didn't want to hurt anybody. He had no choice in what he was doing.

Week - 817

All That Glitters
by friend101253
Description: Stop trophy inequality!

Week - 818

Sweet Dreams Malum
by glitterrpop
Description: Sleep is crucial...

Also by jen_121686


Week - 820

Underwater Neopia
by k3l26
Description: Although Neopia is known for its many distinct lands (including even two in outer space), the world of Neopia is actually covered by mostly water!

Also by latrellstephen


Week - 820

Foal in Box
by glitterrpop
Description: When TNT goes on vacation...

Also by jen_121686


Week - 822

*Face Palm* 6
by glitterrpop
Description: Psssst

Art by: Glitterrpop, Idea by: jen_121686


Week - 826

A Day in the Life of the Giant Omelette
by piratesy
Description: Wait what?

Week - 830

The Kadoatery: The Various Kadoatie Personalities
by mel_liew_ming_li
Description: Whether you’re new to Kad feeding and are working your way towards obtaining the avatar or you’re an overfeeder who spends the majority of their time hanging out at the Kadoatery, I guarantee that at some point you will have met some, if not all these Kadoatie personalities!

Week - 831

8 Meridell Themed Wearables for the Altador Cup
by rafa_potter
Description: Once a year, since the rediscover of Altador, we are pleased with Neopia’s greatest event: the Altador Cup! That said, it has become a tradition for a lot of Neopians to support their teams by customising their beloved Neopets with official clothing, trinkets and backgrounds made specifically for the event, such as team jerseys, flags, banners, make ups and many others. These items do a very good job when it comes to proudly baring your team’s logo and color schemes.

Week - 831

A Letter to the Freaky Factory Thief
by moonandflowers
Description: Dear Purple Grundo Sir,

Hello. I am a worker at what me and my coworkers have come to call the “Freaky Factory”, one of Krelufun’s toy factories. I have seen you there, on my shift, stealing toys from the line after I have just made them. I won’t ask you why you do such things, I only ask that you stop.


Week - 834

Neopian Wishes: (U)UC...?
by glittery4u
Description: You mean like... un-unconverted? How would that work?

Written by 1337_masta


Week - 834

Rainbow Pool Troubles
by liezelotte8
Description: What color are you exactly?

Week - 834

An Open Letter to Team Altador
by apocalyp2e_arii2en
Description: The Altador Cup has finally ended for this year, and one Neopian was feeling very reflective on the Cup's hosts.

Week - 836

Consolation Prize
by liezelotte8
Description: Jimmy heaved out a breath, his red paws aching just a little from having climbed the path leading up the temple. He usually prized himself for his stamina, but after his journey, he assumed it was only natural to feel an ache. The long, winding paths were unlike the forests of Mystery Island, where he had lived with other Kougras of his kind. And, back home, there definitely hadn't been any bridges to cross, hanging high above an abyss.

Week - 837

Wish Upon A Doughnutfruit
by liezelotte8
Description: doe.

Week - 836

An Expensive Meal
by liezelotte8
Description: Ummm okay...

Week - 838

Pant Devil's Evil, Evil, Evil Twin
by liezelotte8
Description: Hehehe

Week - 841

The Actual Count Von Roo
by liezelotte8
Description: expectation v reality

Week - 839

Peace and Quiet
by liezelotte8
Description: In danger or the perfect ploy?

Week - 840

Marrow Tax? More like Misery Tax.
by liezelotte8
Description: but but but...

Week - 842

All the colors of the invisible
by mehohara
Description: James knows how hard it is to be invisible. But at his first day of school, he faces all his colors.

Week - 848

Behind Kacheek and Sons
by imbitter
Description: For those of you who are frequent users of the stock market, you may have noticed a name that has been at the top for such a long time. Those four letters, KSON

also by barfburg and latrellstephen


Week - 850

Weewon't or Weewill?
by liezelotte8
Description: Why do I do this to myself...

Week - 850

Finding Home: A Collection of Letters
by tsiegred
Description: It was just after sunrise when Veronique the Island Xweetok finally landed on the beach. The salty ocean breeze was warm and comforting, and the soft sway and rustle of the palm trees reminded her she was home, a notion that was more foreign to her than she expected.

Also written by breakeven and detection.


Week - 852

How gross foods are made
by imbitter
Description: Delicious little accidents

also by latrellstephen


Week - 853

What To Do When You Win The Lottery!
by pixeldream
Description: Every Neopian dreams of being rich beyond their wildest imagination, swimming in neopoints and being able to buy any usuki or paint brush or battledome weapon they want, never having to visit the Soup Faerie ever again. This dream is realized by very few, and honestly even hitting the lottery won't give you that type of ease, but it will get you one step closer. If you can manage your winnings well then you could set yourself up for a very prosperous future.

Week - 858

Moehogs create Mayhem
by glittery4u
Description: What? Are you jealous they're so rockin'?

[Idea via spooklordkin]


Week - 858

For All the Abandoned Hues
by sherocks15
Description: Part I: A Defining Complexion

Week - 859

For All the Abandoned Hues:Part Two
by sherocks15
Description: Part II: Though Colors May Change

Week - 860

For All the Abandoned Hues:Part Three
by sherocks15
Description: Part III: All the Chromas We Dread

Week - 861

For All the Abandoned Hues:Part Four
by sherocks15
Description: Part IV: When the Stains Fade Away

Week - 859

Random Oddness - Legends & Letters #1
by mistyqee
Description: Warning: The tablet doesn't work on all pirates.

Week - 866

All The Ways To Change Your Pet
by parshew
Description: I wanted to write a piece on all the different ways to change your pet, but there are so many out there that I don't even know if they can all fit in one Neopian Times article!

Week - 868

You belong in the Kadoatery!
by marsbarss
Description: This is what I've always wanted though

Also by latrellstephen


Week - 869

Random Oddness - Legends & Letters #2
by mistyqee
Description: Now that's a good move.

Week - 872

Kadoaties in the Altador Cup
by latrellstephen
Description: Kads can participate too

Also by Skcratchii


Week - 873

Random Oddness - Legends & Letters #3
by mistyqee
Description: You'd better hurry up and pass that stage!

Week - 873

snot splatter
by sunshiba
Description: henlo..

Week - 883

Free Omelette Fun
by siellan
Description: don't eat that...

Week - 885

A "Thank You" Letter
by dreamcastpop
Description: It has always been my dream to get into the Neopian Times. I wanna make this dream a reality.

Week - 887

Ten Petpets that Deserve the Royal Treatment
by xiaolin10413
Description: There has been some excitement around petpets and new colors releases: long-neglected petpets have recently been discovered in new potential colors, much to all the Neopian’s and Neopet’s delight.

This article was also written by kayahtik.


Week - 887

Head in the Clouds: Legends and Letters
by yoshisislandbandit
Description: The perks of having two leaders...

Week - 887

The Harsh Realities of Berry Picking...
by thebiscuitbunch
Description: pick your own

Week - 889

Legends and... Letters? (Part 01 - Sophie)
by _annefrank_
Description: a letter from mom?

In collaboration with joaozanatto


Week - 891

Legends and... Letters? (Part 02 - Lord Kass)
by _annefrank_
Description:

In collaboration with joaozanatto


Week - 892

Legends and... Letters? (Part 03 - Dr. Sloth)
by _annefrank_
Description: This time Dr. Sloth receives an interesting message...

In collaboration with _kathy_2004_


Week - 893

Legends and... Letters? (Part 04 - Fountain Faerie)
by _annefrank_
Description: A message for the Fountain Faerie

Week - 900

He's just standing there... menacingly!
by 1337_masta
Description: Almost pulled a sneaky on ya... Art by glittery4u

Week - 900

900 Issues & Counting!
by depraving
Description: I mean you wanted 900 right? Also by kimmyfied and latrellstephen

Week - 909

Which Neopian Omelette Are You Most Like?
by skittlesrock10292
Description: After years of exhausting research, taste tests, group studies, graphs, and charts, I have come up with the perfect personality quiz to determine which eggy, delicious breakfast treat you are most like!

Week - 920

The Fatherhood Letters
by precious_katuch14
Description: Reuben seeks to quell his anxieties about becoming a father in a series of letters to his brother Rohane.

Week - 923

The Holiday Letters
by parody_ham
Description: College roomates Kate and Melody keep in contact during the holiday as penpals!

Week - 932

April themed Wordsearch!
by zed16
Description: Can you find the hidden word in this wordsearch?

Week - 936

Suspected Omelette Poaching Leaves Sabre-X Scrambled
by superkathiee
Description: A Tyrannian Victory Day mixup! collab with goosesticks & roxi2rox

Week - 942

Friendship, Letters, and the Altador Cup
by precious_katuch14
Description: Dear Addie,

I wish I could take back what I said to you yesterday – or what I didn’t say.


Week - 950

All That Glitters Is Not Necessarily Golden
by pikapi20
Description: Exit Stage Left, Pursued by a S950 Kreludan Defender...

Week - 950

Flattery will get you nowhere! Bribery, however...
by riggsy_reborn
Description: Bribery is never the answer... at least, that's what they paid me to say! (Happy 950!) Collab with jenna_lyn_russell

Week - 953

Caught Between Kingdoms: Letters
by parody_ham
Description: Letters reveal memories nearly forgotten.

Week - 954

Slotted
by ssjelitegirl
Description: Sarcasm gets you nowhere but Snarkville.

Week - 956

Illusen and the Chocolatier
by precious_katuch14
Description: "When he looked up to see who it was, he gasped, and so did the Scorchio..."

Week - 974

An Open New Year's Letter to Dr. Sloth
by loyalty_sustained
Description: "As we approach the end of another year, New Year's resolutions are at the forefront of many Neopian minds. Maybe they're hoping to finally spring for that stamp for your collection."

Week - 974

How to Give Gifts to Chocolatiers
by precious_katuch14
Description: "The hustle and bustle of customers milling about in The Chocolate Parade, the red and green garlands, and the lighted tree next to the counter were lost to Star..."

Week - 980

Just One Snack
by prulletje1852
Description: "I'm hungry..."

Week - 981

Top Ten Grey Clothes That Are Not Drab!
by surging
Description: "With Grey Day fast approaching pets all over Neopia are looking to try on new styles to be in on the latest fashion trend."

Week - 981

Neopian Groceries
by prulletje1852
Description: Let's get some groceries!

Week - 982

The Missing Shopkeeper
by orlytheowl
Description: "Kara the Kau was a familiar face for many Neopians. She had managed to do the impossible..."

Week - 982

Full Safety Deposit Box
by prulletje1852
Description: Secure those special items fast!

Week - 983

Upsetting Food Club Day
by prulletje1852
Description: Gooblah always seems to get beaten by an unlikely other pirate!

Week - 984

Take A Break With Queen Fyora
by prulletje1852
Description: Have you taken a break today? Collab with hansy900

Week - 985

Pick Your Petpet
by prulletje1852
Description: I need to pick a Petpet...

Week - 986

Heat At The Auction House
by prulletje1852
Description: Be careful with your battledome items, guys! //no pets were harmed in the production of this comic//

Week - 988

What Are Those?!
by prulletje1852
Description: "Can you believe this..." Collab with i_love_shoyrus4

Week - 989

A New Professor at Brightvale University
by orlytheowl
Description: "The principal of Brightvale University, the Brown Aisha Lora Ledgum, had finally been able to sneak away from the endless meetings of how to get more applicants to the University, to do what she loved the most..."

Week - 989

A Wise King's Torment
by prulletje1852
Description: Is this why it is difficult to get a trophy or an avatar?

Week - 990

Expensive Adventures
by prulletje1852
Description: Sometimes you should spare your Neopets the trip to Moltara and use Shop Wizard, instead!

Week - 993

Home Cooked Meal
by prulletje1852
Description: Let's make some ourselves!

Week - 994

Not Easily Scared
by prulletje1852
Description: Some fears are different to others, maybe it is better to not ask a Grey Neopet to scare you...

Week - 995

The Omelette
by muggledude
Description: "That should last the rest of the day..."

Week - 996

Easy Cornflake Cookie Recipe
by prulletje1852
Description: Something sweet to celebrate Neopets! Collab with retro_bombb

Week - 998

Holiday Item Search
by prulletje1852
Description: Can you find all the cool Neopets items in this cozy holiday picture? Collab with siellan

Week - 1009

Fyora’s Five Finest Qualities
by tylerhuyser
Description: Today is Neopia’s finest day of the year! It is a day to celebrate the fairest and most powerful faerie in the land. Collab with oi_tio_to_na_globo

Week - 1010

Impulse Buy
by prulletje1852
Description: Sometimes you just have to...

Week - 1011

Very Strong Baby
by prulletje1852
Description: Do not forget to feed your Neopets, or they will take their own actions!

Week - 1012

Neopian Groceries 2
by prulletje1852
Description: Sometimes you just wanna stay in and play NeoQuest!

Week - 1013

Anatomy Class
by prulletje1852
Description: Between shifts, Nurse Glee teaches some nursing classes to the volunteering Neopians!

Week - 1013

The Grey Omelette
by maddie_bangz
Description: "What is THAT??" Sabre-X’s jaw dropped in disbelief at the sight in front of him.

Week - 1014

What's That!?
by prulletje1852
Description: Handle your zappermajigs carefully!

Week - 1015

Battle Updates
by prulletje1852
Description: I wonder how things are looking like at the Battleground!

Week - 1016

To Make An Omelette...
by dennykins
Description: "'Don't look down,' Max willed himself, as he edged his way around the narrow cliff face..."

Week - 1016

Cup Renegade
by prulletje1852
Description: Altador Cup: Does anyone actually know what team he is on?

Week - 1017

Cool Wearables
by prulletje1852
Description: As cool as they are, maybe they're a weird gift choice...Collab with beckyx191

Week - 1018

Too Much Laundry
by prulletje1852
Description: Maybe leave those clothes at the Neopian Hospital...

Week - 1019

Cool Costume
by prulletje1852
Description: Don't let the void essence collecting distract you from Trick-or-Treating this Halloween!

Week - 1020

Cheese Omelette with a Side of Flattery
by drziggs
Description: In the beautiful and secluded woods of Brightvale, with early morning sun peering through the thick pine boughs of the forest, there walked a confident Fire Lupe, light on his paws and with cunning in his eyes.

Week - 1020

Maraquan Friend
by prulletje1852
Description: Visiting friends allover Neopia is sometimes pretty difficult!

Week - 1021

Precious Time
by prulletje1852
Description: Thank you for the many wonderful years together: happy birthday Neopets!!

Week - 1022

Short Commute
by prulletje1852
Description: Back when the Grey Painter arrived in Neopia Central and brought the Battlefield with him!

Week - 1022

Fact or Fuzzy Fiction: A Neopets TTRPG Adventure
by orlytheowl
Description: Thanks for playing! Collab with lennekegirl123 and nostalgia

Week - 1023

Wishing You a Marrow-y Christmas!
by nostalgia
Description: Can I have a few guesses?Collab with lennekegirl123 and orlytheowl

Week - 1023

Christmas Paint Job
by prulletje1852
Description: Celebrating the winter holidays with a not so Secret Santa...

Week - 1024

Accidents Happen
by prulletje1852
Description: Do not send the wrong Neopet to the Battlefield!!

Week - 1026

Pyramids All The Way Down
by likelife96
Description: After retiring at the old age of 19, Theodaxx greatly mismanaged his finances.

Week - 1027

Pyramids All The Way Down
by likelife96
Description: "Theodaxx very carefully chipped off a piece of sandstone from Razul's pyramid. In order to be culturally sensitive, he made sure that the piece he cut out was..."

Week - 1028

Pyramids All The Way Down
by likelife96
Description: "This just in: Qasala announces the return of the former King Razul. While Razul insists that he is in a "co-Kingship" with his son, Jazan, this is a most shocking development given his previous attack on Sakhamet.

Week - 1029

Pyramids All The Way Down
by likelife96
Description: Theodaxx immediately went to work. First, he had to find his market--the wandering spirits. The Lost Desert was a good starting place, but to really get to the large numbers, he'd have to go elsewhere.

Week - 1026

Silver Linings, New Beginnings
by slytherclawqueen
Description: It was December 31st, and Juno was once again sitting at home, alone.

Week - 1027

Top 5 (Budget-Friendly) Valentine's Day Excursions
by slytherclawqueen
Description: Blue Skies Travel Co.'s recommendations for how to spend a meaninful (but inexpensive!) day with your Valentine.

Week - 1027

Knot So Graceful
by orlytheowl
Description: "Hahah, look at those..."Collab with lennekegirl123 & nostalgia

Week - 1028

Where All The Floofs At?
by darkobsession
Description: They must be here somewhere...Collab with wiredlain

Week - 1034

Ctrl+Alt+Declutter for Spring
by haleigh_2011
Description: Spring has sprung across Neopia, which means it’s time for blooming flowers and a pollen wave the size of Terror Mountain.

Week - 1042

Brightvale's Greatest Chocolatier
by precious_katuch14
Description: "Brightvale University’s School of Sorcery had a hall devoted to students’ magic demonstrations, experiments, and most importantly, theses..."

Week - 1042

It Comes With Responsibilities
by schwarzes_schaaf
Description: Be careful what you wish for! .. especially if it involves Chocolate.

Week - 1043

Customizing Pets - Going Beyond Clothes
by coolkaius
Description: There are endless ways to go about choosing a name, whether that be through adoption or creation.

Week - 1050

The Power Of A 1050
by prulletje1852
Description: For The 1050th Issue, thank you!! Together We Are 1050 Times Stronger!

Week - 1056

Clutter Like No Other
by lynnrules118108
Description: If we look back into Neopia's long past, to Neopets that made an impression to last...

Week - 1057

Love letter to Mystery Island
by _micko_reborn
Description: Another morning of rain, winter has been such a pain...

Week - 1057

Lost Possibilities
by likelife96
Description: Lisha surreptitiously wiped the drops from her glasses as the spell faded away. She hoped, once, that just as she emerged from the future, others would...

 
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