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The Neopian Times Week 81 > Articles > The Invasion of Neggs

The Invasion of Neggs

by neodude9011

TERROR MOUNTAIN- Have you seen them? They're everywhere! In shops, in games, even in caves! I am talking about the mysterious items called neggs. Where can you find them? What is their significance? Do you eat them or are there baby pets inside? Well, you're about to find out. Read on to unravel the mysteries of those mind-bending items we call neggs.

Neggs. What are they?

Neggs can vary from food, to eggs, and even to landmines. One of my favorite breakfast foods is a good sweet and sour negg in the kitchen of my NeoHome. But when my day gets started, I see people gambling on hatchlings at Grarrl Keno, and people scrambling for omelettes (no pun intended) at the Giant Omlette. Later I enjoy a good game of Neggsweeper to clean up the landmines put under the battlefield in the Meridell - Darigan War, making Neopia a safer place for everyone.

Why are neggs so important?

One day I was walking (or slipping) through the ice caves. Suddenly I saw a bush with a giant water droplet on it. I came closer and realized that it was a Negg! 'A negg?' I thought. 'They don't grow on bushes! Do they?' This experience opened my eyes to a whole world of wonder. I looked back over my shoulder and saw a sign, 'NEGGERY'. "Hmmm… What could that be?" I headed towards it and inside I saw racks upon racks of neggs going high above my head.

"Hello" said a soft voice. I turned and saw a Faerie clad in green. " I am the Negg Faerie. I see you have brought me an ice negg.''

She then told me that I can find various neggs all around Neopia. When I found one, I could give it to her for negg Tokens, with which I could then buy better negg to help my pets. So I thought, 'they only are important if you want to make your pet stronger, prettier, smarter, etc. Hmm... Well, I sure do.' So I traded in my ice negg for two negg tokens.

The positive things about Negg-a-tivity:

Well, I hope you gathered from the story that the purpose of neggs is to help your pet. There are many neggs, and many effects. Will I tell you? I'd love to but even I don't know all the effects. If you want a good list, I will tell you that there is one in Week 10 of The Neopian Times.

Knick-knack patti-wack lets go steal some neggs!

One thing I have noticed is that there is a subtle negg craze sweeping Neopia. Here are the facts:

First, the Snowager. Well, let's take a peek into his 'oh so scary lair'. Hmmm…. A big cave, a giant blue striped monster, a massive pile of treasure made of neggs, a --- wait! That's right. Go take a look here. Notice his treasure pile. You can distinctly see genius negg, Kaleideonegg, ice storm negg, in fact, the whole pile is neggs! I guess that's why they all cost a lot, huh? He is forcing them into rarity!

Next stop, Meerca Chase. On the page that opens the game, look at that Meerca. It's so greedy that its tongue is waving. Look how fast he runs on hard mode to get his precious neggs. I think that guy is in cahoots with the Snowager! And where did he get those cool green and blue Neggs? Did that greedy Meerca steal a whole species of neggs?!

Am I missing something here?

Okay, now lets do a lookup on neggs… Automatically there's some 20 Neggs that pop up ( I am not counting the food ones and the Negg Faerie card, etc.). I haven't seen or heard of half those! Makes you wonder. Maybe its just me, but that evil Meerca…

The name game.

One last thing. There is a whole company in the stock market with initials NEGG. Neggwork Commerce. Look at their profile. Get a name like that and you're bound to succeed:

You name it Neggwork Commerce have sold it at one time or another. Now aimed at top quality e-business solutions they intend to build up a strong presence on the Internet community. Slogan - We are the Profit Producers.

Can we see that again? We are the profit producers. What is this? Some magic Negg company? I don't think so. I looked up 'Negg' in guild names and the most I saw was four members to a guild.

Anyway, I hope I have pointed out the 'black market' of neggs. So kids, keep it safe, and always buy from the Negg Faerie.


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