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The Neopian Times Week 12 > Short Stories > The Clever Farce

The Clever Farce

by _myth_

His sweaty paws cupped the splinter-covered rod with apprehensive gestures when suddenly; a gigantic Chomby was tied around the rod. A voice boomed, "Carry it, you miserable Shoyru! Lift it up!" All around him, hundreds of spectators suddenly turned into horrible mutant slaves of Sloth, looming menacingly towards him.

"No…. Help!! Please.... Nooooo!!!!"

That was the stuff dreams were made of…

Ever since Zaknafeain the Desert Shoyru became a professional weightlifter, nightmares of strange origins continually plagued his peaceful slumber. Those horrendous dreams were on his mind as his owner woke him up on the most important day of his career, the day of the once-a-century "Super-Duper NeoPets Heavyweight Championship". Contenders from all the eight Neopian worlds will gather at the Mystery Island Arena to compete for the title, whereby the winner will emerge champion and bring back a prize of a 999,999,999 Neopoints and a shiny trophy for their cabinet. Zaknafeain's face lit up with enthusiasm at the prospect of such glory and riches. His mind wandered to the Pyramid that he had so long wish to erect on the lands of the Lost Desert. His dream NeoHome built of solid gold and lined up with the finest furniture that Neopoints can buy. Well, if only he could clinch the title….

Even before the contest, Zaknafeain was encouraged and pampered by the reporters from The Neopian Times and the native coconut officials from the Mystery Island. Several female fans stifled shrieks and cast adoring glances at him when he walked past. "Ohhhhh… I can't believe that I'm actually seeing him in person… He's so macho!!" a White Usul fan gushed out as she searched frantically around for a pen, hoping to get his autograph. Everyone seemed to revolve around him for after all, he, Zaknafeain was the champion of Neopia. Used to the hordes of admirers and supporters fawning over him all the time, Zaknafeain gave no notice of it and continued being escorted towards the Island Arena.

The coconut officials led him and his entourage of trainers into a large room behind the stage. Zaknafeain left for the water closet and in a minute emerged in his outfit; his well-built frame carried, with stinging pride, his twines of biceps and taut muscles. All these were the result of training at the Mystery Island Training School and the workouts at the Grundo's Gym. Zaknafeain's eyes sifted through the crowd of weightlifters pouring in. Each of them held their bulges of strength in a unique but proud way, and every single one of them gazed at him with respect. How could they not?

A bell signaled them to get on stage. As they passed by the spectators' stands, Zaknafeain caught glimpse of the White Usul fan who had been going "Oooh-Oooh-Ahhh-Ahhh" over him earlier on. She was sitting in the Lost Desert supporter's stands, waving a banner with his name embroidered on it now and happily shouting out his name amidst the din that the crowd was making. Her friends on the other hand were fervently snapping pictures of him, much to the annoyance of a pack of Haunted Woods Supporters on the opposite stands. The coconut official spoke over the roar of the sound that was now filling the packed arena; his voice echoed them, booming into every corner of the stands: "Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome! To the once-a-century "Super-Duper NeoPets Heavyweight Championship"!! Now introducing our contestants from the various Neopian worlds…" The spectators screamed and clapped, cheering for their own competitor. One by one, each competitor was introduced. Bacheek the Tyrannian Kacheek, second to none but Zaknafeain himself. Only he had a chance of toppling Zaknafeain's three-year reign. The VirtuPets Space Station's Brown Grundo flexed, without conviction, his triceps while the Eyrie from Krawk Island shook every competitor's paw or wings. The other two competitors from the Terror Mountain and Haunted Woods also braced themselves for the warm-ups. Zaknafeain smirked at Faerieland's Chia. He looked meek compared to Zaknafeain, but his eyes held an arrogant twinkle. Strange… Zaknafeain thought to himself. "I have never seen him before…."

Weightlifting is fairly simple. Each contestant has to tackle five different weights, in ascending heaviness and three tries to complete a weight. The winner is the competitor who has lifted the heaviest weight.

Krawk Island's Eyrie was a surprise loser. However hard he strained to lift the stone wheels around the steel rod, the weights still refused to budge after three tries. Anguish distorted his face as his tears mixed with his pouring sweat. Zaknafeain could not care less. He simply lifted it up in one swoop.

One hundred kilograms

Krawk Island's Eyrie was a surprise loser. However hard he strained to lift the stone wheels around the steel rod, the weights still refused to budge after three tries. Anguish distorted his face as his tears mixed with his pouring sweat. Zaknafeain could not care less. He simply lifted it up in one swoop.

One hundred and twenty kilograms

The raging crowd pumped each competitor's adrenaline. The weights got heavier and heavier. More and more competitors dropped out of the fight, their pulpy biceps beyond anymore strain.

Even Zaknafeain wheezed in exhaustion as his muscles expanded and pounded steadily. He felt very disturbed when he caught sight of a well-oiled and calm Chia, slowly lifting one weight after another. His body was free from sweat and his eyes bore a different gaze each time he came out for a try.

Two hundred kilograms

The whole arena was on its feet, hushing in astute silence, and then in a split second, it blew up in rumbles of deafening cheers as Zaknafeain held two hundred kilograms high above his trembling frame. He never felt happier. There was no doubt now. Bacheek and Chia could not surpass that he was the winner! His owner gave him a supportive pat on his wings. When Zaknafeain passed by Bacheek, the latter looked defeated. Zaknafeain's mind suddenly clicked and he walked past Chia's room. "I completed two hundred kilograms!" A smirk found its way up his throat. Chia's face was blank.... If he was going to give up, there was no sign of it. Instead, his eyes were still mocking Zaknafeain. Zaknafeain laughed and walked back to his room. Just as he entered it, his owner ran in, panting: "Chia broke your record!! He lifted two hundred and fifty kilograms!!!"

A look of immaculate shock tore apart Zaknafeain's arrogant mask. He looked at Chia on stage while the coconut commentator announced the results: "A new record! Ladies and gentlemen! Contestant Chia has just lifted up two hundred and fifty kilograms! Imagine that!!" Zaknafeain could hardly believe both his eyes and ears. Sweat poured out of Chia's pores with ease. His breathing was steady and his eyes still impeccably contemptuous. Yet, this could not be the same Chia that he saw it was impossible! No one after so many lifts could still manage two hundred and fifty kilograms! Even the expensive Shrooms from the Apothecary could not enhance such a show of strength! It was as if Chia had changed his body!

Zaknafeain had only one last try. He had to lift up two hundred and fifty kilograms or his world, the Lost Desert and his pride would forever be tarnished. He heaved with gusto, his ego in full control. Regaining his confidence and his senses locking his body in one direction only, Zaknafeain's paws gripped the steel bar with utmost effort. Its coldness stung his warm skin. As he pulled the weights up, his mind suddenly snapped, the pain searing through his muscles jetting upwards and splitting his concentration. The crowd hushed. A champion was dethroned. Down the stage, the White Usul silently wept while others from the Lost Desert shook their heads in dismay.

As he left the stage, Zaknafeain felt neither anguish nor anger. Only shame. Hot, red, stifling shame slapped his face into oblivion. He felt cheated and wanted an answer. What was happening could not be happening. Never! Zaknafeain rushed into Chia's room, his brain crammed with millions of thoughts as his owner raced after him. The questions just died as his lips spread into a grin which stretched from ear to ear, for sitting together laughing on the floor were the Chia triplets!

The End

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