The About Us Page - A Closer Look At the Neopets Staff by blazewolfpup |  |
NEOPIA CENTRAL - As I was surfing over Neopets, I came to the About
Us page, which most people would never even bother in taking time to
look at. At the bottom of all pages, where all the legal credit stuff is, a
blue link resides, leading you to the About Us page. At first glance, this appears
to be nothing more than a page for Adam to gloat about how many Neopoints he
supposedly has, and for you to see all the programmers and such of Neopets.
On a closer look, however, many insights are gained...
Neopets is brought to you by the letter 'm', the number 3, and also the
following people...
This simple statement started me thinking. Why the letter M and Number
3? I thought, puzzled. After thinking and coming up with nothing, I started
to talk to my friend petlovergirl264,
as we usually had ideas like this, and I thought it would help to figure out.
After a while, we came up with a few ideas.
The worlds of Neopia. You may think, oh, wow, big deal... but, referring back
to the statement on the About Us page, have you ever noticed that there are
three worlds beginning with M? Meridell, Mystery Island, and the destroyed
Maraqua. Well, that has GOT to be something strange. It could be a coincidence...
but there's WAY too many things like that on Neopets for it to be.
Another thing is the Muffins, and the Muffin Man items. Have you ever noticed
that there are so many Muffins available for you to buy? And, they start with
the letter M. And the Muffin Man items - Both words start with M, and
there are 3 in the set. Highly unlikely to be coincidental, no?
Adam 'The Doctor' Powell - After being killed by small green flying blob-aliens,
Adam is now in his eighth re-incarnation. Travelling through time in a blue
police box, Adam's mission - to combat the forces of evil in whatever form it
may take. In his spare time, Adam likes to write rather dull and uninspiring
games for Neopets, a popular online entertainment Web site.
The next thing is a small statement about Adam, our favourite programmer who
created Neopets. 8th Reincarnation? What is all this about? And destroying evil
in a blue police box... there is more to Adam than we all first thought. As
for the dull and uninspiring games for Neopets, all I can say is: Meridell Games.
Donna 'Ace' Williams - Adam found Donna on the planet Galactrox-V where
she was earning a living breaking biscuits for a local confectionery company.
Impressed by her rudimentary drawing ability, Adam invited Donna to accompany
him on his travels. When Donna is not thwarting the evil plans of Daleks and
Cybermen around the universe she can be found running the content and art side
of popular online destination Neopets.com.
Ah, now for a paragraph about Donna. According to this, Donna was living on
the planet Galactrox-V... but, what kind of weird creatures live there? It could
be... I'd best stop getting ahead of myself, more about that later. We all admire
Donna's artwork around the site, but who are these Daleks and Cybermen?
I decided to do some investigations of my own, curious of all these mentions
of races of aliens, or who knows what, mentioned on this page. After no success,
I decided to interview some of the Neopians around, if they had any ideas. As
it sounded alien-ish, I headed first to the Space Station, with Blaze, my Lupe.
I had previously organised an interview with the Space Armoury owner, a Red
Grundo.
Me: Um, hello there, Mr. Grundo. I'm here to interview you about the Neopets
Staff, as I have been curious about all the mentions of other worlds and races
out there in the Solar System, which have been connected to them.
Grundo: Which races?
Me: The Daleks, the Cybermen, the Low-Budget Plastic Aliens, as well as any
information on what exactly Adam and Donna are, and where they came from.
Grundo: The Daleks, Cybermen & Low-Budget Plastic Aliens are all from distant
planets, out in space somewhere, a lot farther than this space station. Not
much information is known about them. Although we have heard rumours about Adam
and Donna...
Blaze: Well? What? Can you tell us?
Grundo: We've heard that they're some sort of alien, monster, or creature of
some sort... and as there are rumours of them eating Asparagus constantly, and
living out in space, they could have a fair chance of being, or becoming, radioactive.
Thanking the Grundo, we took our leave, heading back to Neopian Central. All
of the evidence was running through my head, but I could not figure it out.
Radioactive... creatures... outer space... eating asparagus...
Something clicked. But... it couldn't be. They couldn't be Radioactive Creatures
From Outer Space That Eat Asparagus And Muffins, Obsessed With The Number 3
And The Letter M... could they? But, even if they aren't that, they certainly
weren't fully human. Humans cannot be re-incarnated straight away, nor do we
live on planets like Galactrox-V, nor do we travel through time in a blue police
box. With this in mind, I decided to try and find the Neopets Staff, to ask
them myself of all this.
Sadly, my quest was in vain, as I was unable to find them, to prove my assumptions.
They had gone off in space, on some mission, or something like that. Or, maybe
they are specifically evading me, so nobody is fully sure about their REAL identities.
For all we know, they could be following their leader, trying to take over the
earth with Neopets. The world shall never know.
For now, this is blazewolfpup, signing off. I will forever try to unravel the
insane mysteries, questions, and conspiracies of Neopets, so we can all be informed
of any puzzling ideas we may have.
If anyone has any ideas for another article, Neomail
me, and thanks. |
