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The Neopian Times Week 126 > Continuing Series > The Carrotblade Incident: Part Two

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Two

by laurensama

“Hey, Linny? Yo Lin… where are you?” Tahoshi clicked his claws against the walkie-talkie as he talked into it, pondering upon the question which he had just asked. The Lupe hadn’t heard anything from his owner in a while, almost a whole half an hour. It was highly unlikely for Linny to stop talking to any singular moment in time, let alone a whole 30 minutes, which signaled only that perhaps she was in some bit of trouble.

     “Hey! Kuraiiro!” Tahoshi bellowed, far too lazy to simply sit up and walk into the kitchen. In response a mutant Cybunny poked her head around the corner, attentive and curious.

     “Yes Tahoshi?” she asked politely as the Lupe motioned for her to come closer.

     “Hey Kurry, heard anything from Linny?” he inquired, trying to keep the conversation light and casual as to not indicate that he really cared. Kuraiiro put a black claw up to her nose, closing her eyes in thought, and then shaking her head in response after a while.

     “Mmmm… nope! Haven’t heard anything! But you have that walkie-talkie, so why don’t you just talk to her?” Kuraiiro spotted, eagerly pointing at the electronic device in Tahoshi’s hands. Tahoshi simply clicked the radio button on the side of the radio and shook his head as the static ensued through the speaker.

     “Nothing! Been calling that fool for a good while and I haven’t heard a THING!” he muttered. The Cybunny’s ears drooped as she began to nervously wring in paws in worry and woe.

     “T—Tahoshi… You don’t think that—” But Kuraiiro couldn’t finish the sentence not for reasons of grief, but as the door to the home gave a loud SMACK as it connected with the living room door startling her and Tahoshi.

     “HARRI! YOU NUMBSKULL WILL YOU STOP SLAMMING DOORS LIKE THAT!?” Tahoshi roared to the figure standing in the open doorway. The electric Gelert lowered his ears in response, sadly biting down upon the bundle in his mouth.

     “I’m soffree Tahofee… pweef dunt be mad,” Harri cried gently, dropping the paper in his mouth onto the floor, as well as allowing the tiny white Weewoo on his head the opportunity to get down. “Hedwig and I just went out for some sausages and guess what! WE FOUND A NEOPIAN TIMES WITH LINNY ON IT!” Harri giggled happily, accompanied by the cheerful ‘weewoo’ cries of his companion.

     The Lupe and Cybunny stared in a panicked fashion, each diving madly to snatch up the paper first. In the end it was Kuraiiro who won, however Tahoshi stuck quite stead fast behind her as she read the article aloud…

     “Sources today confirm that for the first time in nearly all of recorded Neopian history an artifact which resided within the Hidden Tower has been stolen. Though the details of the events, which transpired this morning are still quite sketchy, we have been informed that at approximately 10:20am FST (Faerieland standard time) a tour was being conducted within the walls of this legendary armory. Witnesses report a young girl eagerly pilfering a carrot blade (at last estimation costing a substantial 8 million Neopoints), then quickly leaving the vicinity destroying on her way out three bottles of the elusive slumberberry potion (9.5 million Neopoints) as well as the famed Jhudora’s crystal ball (3 million Neopoints)

     Queen Fyora valiantly tried to restore the item to the tower, however the alleged robber got away and has not been seen since. Reports have been alleged that the fiend boarded a ship to the Space Station, but once again these rumors are unfounded.

     The Faerie Queen has put an alert out for all of Neopia allotting a 12 million Neopoint reward for any information which may lead to the possible capture of this thief.

     “I would like the Neopian public to know that we shall not rest until the perpetrator has been apprehended!” A hassled looking Fyora told out of our reports this morning—”

     The article continued on for quite some time, however none of the pets seemed to take notice of the rest for smack dab in the middle of the page sat a rather accurate artist rendition of their owner, smiling up at them with her favorite red sweater. Following the sketch ran a list of her physical appearance status including items such as ‘hyper demeanor’ and ‘extremely insane, approach with caution’.

     Tahoshi could not bear to look at the article any longer as he held his head in shame, while Harri let out a strangled gasp and Kuraiiro simply heaved a sigh after finishing the above entitled article.

     “Five Neopoints says we’ll be arrested in ten minutes,” Tahoshi muttered, now cursing his owner with a colorful vocabulary for her extreme lunacy.

     “I told you we should have had someone go with her,” Harri whined.

***

Though she had all the time in the world, Linny never really took advantage of the time to simply visit the space station. Even though it wasn’t that long of a flight from home (as the Grundos which controlled the launch ships up to the station had aptly mastered the idea of light speech travel), it was simply something which had never really crossed her mind. After all, how after does one think of visiting a space station in space?

     The snacks sold upon the small cart during the flight were not nearly as delicious as the half eaten carrot place which occupied the seat next to Linny, but her guilt was too overridden to allow her to indulge anymore on the decimated weapon.

     “Ohh, I feel like such a fool,” Linny sighed as she slowly munched on a lollypop fashioned in the likeness of a blue Grundo. “Now Tahoshi and Kuraiiro and Harri are gonna be arrested and thrown in jail and fed to Sloth and Vira and Count Von Roo and I’m gonna be turned into dung an—”

     “Welcome to the Virtupets Space Station,” announced a smooth female voice, interrupting Linny’s spiel of doom. Instantly her sadness vanished as she stuffed the weapon and candy into her bag and skipped off the ship into the hustling docking bay before her.

     “Yippe! I can get some MORE food now!” Linny smiled setting her sights onto the Grundo Café situated in the center of the station. Everywhere she looked there were Grundos running around and slowly setting to work. Lights happily flashed on and off while intriguing looking robotic petpets flew around in amusing little puffs of smoke and electronic beeps. Even though the population was dominated mostly by Grundos, it did not mean that it was the only species, hardly. Ixi, Kacheeks, Lupes, Lennies, every pet she could think of was here, milling about as they finished their shopping or sat down for a bite to eat…

     As Linny sauntered up to the food court She pondered the reason that she didn’t visit so often, she had only been here five seconds and was already having the time of her life!

     However, not too far form the food court in which Linny ate, a young Grundo, not bigger than perhaps a small throw pillow, looked up at a shadowy figure seated in a chair. He opened his mouth to speak, instantly starting to shake from head to toe as the words came out in a stammer of fear.

     “S-sir… the g-guards are ready for your orders… sir.” The Grundo went into a low bow as the chair swirled around, revealing the most feared face from one end of the galaxy to next. At this news, the green visage broke into an eerie smile that sent chills down the Grundo’s spine.

     “Excellent. Begin phase two now," the voice hissed before letting out a deep chortle.

To be continued...

Previous Episodes

The Carrotblade Incident: Part One

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Three

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Four

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Five

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Six

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Seven

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Eight

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