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The Neopian Times Week 132 > Continuing Series > The Carrotblade Incident: Part Eight

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Eight

by laurensama

"You guys really came! YAY!" Linny cried happily. Tahoshi savagely shot at the chains which held his owner, narrowly avoiding the idea of zapping her. She hastily stood up, peering at her pets in turn with a smile.

     "….I'm kinda hungry, do you guys think that we could--,"

     "Not now, Linny!" Tahoshi hissed, peaking through the destroyed wall at the deserted hallway. "No one's here! Let's go!"

     The bizarre family pelted down the hall, looking every which way for a guard or even Sloth himself. They had no idea where they were going, but they were certain that they were closely getting towards the upper levels of the space station.

     "ALERT! RED ALERT! CAPTIVES LOOSE ON DECK B9! APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION! DISARM THEM!" Hollered an angered Sloth over the intercom system.

     "WE'RE DOOOOMED!" Linny cried, heaving her breath painfully in her chest.

     "No! Just keep moving!" Kuraiiro huffed. However, there was a fatal flaw in her plan as the group turned the corner only to see that the wall was indeed a dead end.

     "Keep moving, pathetic, tactical move," hissed a voice. The group turned about only to see a haggard looking Sloth staring them down, particularly delirious and angry. His face was black with soot as was his hairstyle in three different frazzled strands while within his hands was a weapon that the family has no idea what it was, but was sure that it worked with dangerous accuracy.

     "It was mind numbingly simple… and yet you somehow fooled the foolproof," Sloth snarled. "Never in my years have I had such a DIFFICULT, if not INCOMPETANT hostage!"

     "Awww, thanks!" Linny smiled earnestly. This only seemed to enrage the dictator even more, his eyes popping out of their sockets in rage.

     "I have had ENOUGH of you! I will dispose of ALL of you! If anything, I will be doing the planet a SERVICE! AN--"

     CRASH! The door down the hall smashed open with startling forced as a figure pelted through it. No one in the group could properly discern who or what it was, but seemed to know who Sloth was, tackling him with such unnatural strength that it sent him flying into an opposite wall.

     "Hrpm! How many times must I fight you before you will learn?!" snapped an impatient voice. The group slowly looked up from the battered Sloth to see a concerned face peering at them.

     "Oh my… you're the Space Faerie!" Kuraiiro an awed gasp at this. The faerie gave a quant smile and bowed at the group before pointing at Linny.

     "Are you Linny, the hostage?" asked the faerie. The girl gave a rather bewildered nod as the Space Faerie let out a relieved sigh.

     "Thank goodness! I must have searched this station a thousand times over looking for where you were being held! We managed to detain the Grundos an hour of so ago; however we had no idea where you were, so we couldn't rescue you. I hope my apologizes count for something," The faerie humbly asked.

     "Will you give me a cookie if I say so?" Linny questioned. The faerie bit her lip and looked down at the three pets who simply avoided her eyes out of embarrassment.

     "Erm... of course. In any case, let us get you on your way home," the faerie kindly smiled.

***

Never in her life had Linny extended to receive the welcome she had once she stepped foot outside of the space ship. Battered, and yet still wholly in piece, the group emerged from the stolen craft which they had arrived, a gaggle of admirers and news reports surrounding the shuttle.

     "Look! There they are!"

     "Oh! They're okay!"

     "We'd like to do an article for the Neopian Times!"

     The words and cheers continued happily as a throng surrounded Harri, Tahoshi, Kuraiiro and even Linny. Out of the corner of her eye, however she noticed a defeated figure being led away in chairs by the Space Faerie. The girl quietly disengaged herself from the group only to find Sloth madly grunting and hissing about the capture.

     "FOOLS! DO YOUR NOT RECOGNIZE A GENIUS, A REVOLUTIONARY?! Oh this pitiful planet shall soon be mine an-,"

     "EEEE! SLOOOOTTTTTHHHHHH! HIIIIIII!" Linny hollered. At the scream of words the dictator hunched over and began to emit a terrified cry.

     "NOT HER! NOT HER! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT HER!" He began to kick and hurriedly back away, as if Linny was a disgusting creature to be avoided. "PLLLLEEEEAAASEE GET HER AWWWWAAAAY!" Sloth screamed. Linny was extremely confused by this behavior, but simply gave a jaunty wave as Sloth was led away screaming.

     "Bye bye Mr. Sloth! I hope we meet again!"

     "Speaking of meeting…" snapped a curt voice. A talon like hand closed over Linny's shoulder, wrenching her left side in pain. She turned her head to angrily snap at the hand's owner, but the face she saw only caused her to scream in horror, for there behind her, staring down Linny with her fury and anger was a harassed Queen Fyora.

     "My my, so ironic that we would meet again… carrot blade thief," The queen hissed, dragging Linny away from the group, despite her pitiful cries for help.

***

"Thank you very much for your understanding queen Fyora" "I am quite glad we managed to agree to this decision Kuraiiro. You all are very supportive of this, I assume."

     "Yeah, anything to keep it out of the house."

     Linny heard these voices with a bit of sadness as she stared down at the soapy water within the pathetically made wood bucket before her. She let out a deep sigh as she plunged the mop she held into the water and began to draw it over the handsomely created marble floor with sheer depression.

     This, she believed, was the cruelest punishment of all. Sentenced to clean the rooms of the faerie palace until Fyora deemed fit! It was horrible! Linny snarled and stared out at the entrance to the Hidden Tower where her pets were happily talking with Fyora.

     "Hrmph, so you think you might be able to straighter her out?" Tahoshi asked. The Faerie Queen gave quick nod at the Lupe.

     "Of course, Tahoshi. I'm sure that in here she will be able to pay off her debt and perha--"

     CRASH! SHATTER! BANG! A series of noises which would sadden any Battledome aficionado rang out through the room in which Linny was cleaning. The group duly stared; horror struck the slightly opened door as the shattering continued. After a few seconds Linny's head, adorned with a spotted handkerchief, poked out.

     "Erm… that stuff wasn't valuable, right Fyora?"

The End
Previous Episodes

The Carrotblade Incident: Part One

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Two

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Three

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Four

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Five

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Six

The Carrotblade Incident: Part Seven

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