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Pet Name: Lona793964
Owner: infanttango
Breed: Moehog


About Lona793964:

So you wish to know more about m-m-me and my m-m-master's plans, 'eh? Heh ... I suppose I can take a few minutes from my work for the ... curious.

M-m-my master Dr. Sloth may seem to be a harsh master, but it's all for our own good. I, and the rest of His trusted lieutenants failed Him in His last attempt to conquer Neopia. But the plan I am working on now for his exalted Evilness is our best yet ...

For I have devised a plan, so fiendish, so diabolical, so devious ... it cannot fail! For if it does ... NO! I cannot even imagine the consequences!

Then after we conquer this wretched planet, I, Lona793964, will be raised above all the others to sit at the Left Hand of Dr. Sloth! Maybe He will even give me rule over the Haunted Woods!

MY lieutenant, Trogdor the Moltenore was given to me by my most gracious master and is an excellent servant ... but I do have my suspicions. Was Trogdor placed here as a reward for my undying loyalty or or to report back to my master? I can't imagine why He would question my years of devoted service! It was not my fault what happened in the Lost Desert all those years ago!

The mistake last time was entrusting too much to those lowly Grundos! Yes! It was their fault! They cannot even be trusted to run the Space Station correctly! Why my master puts so much faith in those ... creatures ... is beyond ... what? NO!! Master, no! I was not questioning you! I would never begin to question your limitless wisdom!

M-m-master! N-n-NO!! Not the lab ray again!!! I don't want to go through the war as a Lenny, a Quiggle or ... or ... a ... ZAFARA!!!


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