"This is breaking about 1,000 house rules, Swirlyhorn."

by apparent

Below him, the row of carnivorous mushrooms advanced toward the lake. One by one they gnashed their rather large teeth, jumped into the omelette, and... disappeared.

by felabba

"He is no knight, and never will be. And if you carry out this fool's quest, than you shall be a knight no longer too."

by child_dragon

Jhudora sucked the lollipop and Illusen took a gulp of the potion. Illusen spat it out straight away.

by opalgirl26

"Oh. This isn't the time for jokes you know Luperusse. We're in big trouble right now, what should we do?"

by twayblade807

"Don’t leave me alone!!!" I called out, but it was no use. Dark, shadowy figures slipped around me, coming closer, then striking, always missing only by a mere inch.

by superixionffx

"It isn’t for sale," Shelly said icily. "And unless you want me to whack you over the head with my Attack Fork, I suggest you put the Moltenore back where you got it from."

by battlesunn

Was Chardiye missing time? It seemed to the Eyrie that it would be dreadfully annoying to keep a watch that took you back in time every time you wanted to correct the time it told you.

by bekalou

"My paw is stuck in… a hole in the ground… and I have Miro right here. I don't want to get him crushed by accident, so I wanted to make sure both of you were here and could help us if we get stuck."

by tigerlizard5

"Hey Buffy!" she said, "What's with you? I thought you loved school?" Buffy glared at her.

by tracypaper12

"Have you heard of the Jewel of the Lost Desert, Jeronik?" he asked.

by stormydreamer

"We have no idea where it came from, or who- or what- put it there. It's up to you four," J said.

by erika_idle

"Hey Infernus, would you mind getting the newspaper from outsi..." I started. A massive siren wail interrupted me before I could finish. Infernus looked up at me.

by sabreur

"But one thing is stronger than knowledge. Faith. I had the faith to believe that my sister could solve the mystery and she did."

by ridergirl333

He had never given up hope of finding his sister Lisha, and knew that when he was a knight, he would someday complete a quest to find the time portal that could take him to his own time.

by jiggles24944

Lost But Not Yet Found He clearly remembered his gloomy days in the pound trapped in a cage with no way out. But far, far worse than that humiliating experience was his life before he was abandoned. by ladyariel32

Stone Roses "You and I both knew this was going to happen. It only took a matter of time for him to realize that he could have a rose like me, instead of a weed like you." by ladyfire626

Large or Small -- A Rundown on Shop Sizes Before you decide to blow all your spare NP on upgrading your shop to titanic proportions, let us first compare the pros and cons of the gigantic shops versus the normal stores that make up majority of the shops in Neopets. by ryken

Spending Neopoints: For Fun and Not Profit. But what fun is hoarding saving all those Neopoints if you don't SPEND them? by laurensama

The Pet Patrol What do these foods have in common? by neo_tomi

Jalyss' World Don't you have any idea who I am? by mirri6