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TYRANNIA - A ticket sells for nearly 600 NP. That one ticket is admission to the
most glorious event at the Tyrannian Concert Hall, the best concert hall in all
of Neopia. Bands such as the country 2 Gallon Hats and rock & roll Sticks 'N Stones
come to play at the Hall. Many concert goers, however, are reluctant to stretch
their meager National Neopian Bank accounts to go to such a pricey occasion. I
am also reluctant to let Skalpo the Techo (owner) or the bands cheat anyone out
of their NP.
I know everything about these bands. I can tell you what 2 Gallon Hat's Chuffer
Tex's mum calls him and why M*YNCI's Lumpee B is afraid of Red Grarrl Plushies.
I can also tell you that whenever the Blue Kacheek Group eats at a restaurant
they specifically ask for a specially made low-fat menu. (They like keeping
their figures in shape.) I can tell you this because I'm a devoted concert fanatic
and critic - elyseon the groupie.
The following reviews each and every band that has ever come to the Tyrannian
Concert Hall, and ones that return as well. You will never ever think the same
of these bands again.
Band name: 2 Gallon Hatz
Fun Fact: Peggie Sue Percival was a model for the Clothes Shop
Best Song(s): "Frost Cannon Battledome Blues"
Vocals: Thick and sweet
Music: Knee-bouncing country rhythms with banjo and drums
Performance: Supple, yet meager stage settings
Sound Quality: Efficient
Overall: 3/5 - Something to square dance to
Band name: Blue Kacheek Group
Fun Fact: Blue Kacheek #2 sang back-up for pop group M*YNCI.
Best Song(s): "Raining Lupes" and "Breaking Free"
Vocals: None
Music: Creative and original
Performance: Delightfully entertaining
Sound Quality: You can feel the sound waves
Overall: 5/5 - A MUST SEE!
Band name: Chomby and the Fungus Balls
Fun Fact: Chomby's marking on his body is actually a washable tattoo.
Best Song(s): "Whoo!"
Vocals: Repetitively annoying
Music: Fun, oldies pop flashback
Performance: Energetic and colorful (Fungus Balls)
Sound Quality: Low-key; Chomby sounds like he's whispering if you sit in the
back seats
Overall: 2/5 - If it wasn't for the Fungus Balls and instrumentals Chomby
would be nothing
Band name: Jazzmosis
Fun Fact: Jazzmosis' Elephante uses his own trunk to create sounds
Best Song(s): ANYTHING! (Literally and not a song)
Vocals: Soulful and deep
Music: The air instrument players rule the stage
Performance: Scenery is a timeless black-and-white; half-way through the show
you might fall asleep to the jazzy tunes
Sound Quality: Just right
Overall: 4/5 - A show to enjoy by yourself or with your sweetheart
Band name: Moehawkz
Fun Fact: Red Star the Moehog stowed away into a record producer's suitcase
to show him their demo tape
Best Song(s): "The Truth," "Zig and zag," and "Boom"
Vocals: Occasional screaming, yelling into the mic; unbelievably amazing
Music: Electric guitar, keyboard, and drums complete them
Performance: Head-bopping and mosh worthy
Sound Quality: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Overall: 5/5 - Lighting DOES strike!
Band name: M*YNCI
Fun Fact: Their first gig was at a birthday party for Queen Fyora
Best Song(s): None
Vocals: They all sound the same
Music: Giddy pop music
Performance: Cheesy
Sound Quality: OK
Overall: 0/5 - If you want to be mindlessly happy, go to their show, zombie
Band name: Sticks 'N Stones
Fun Fact: They are the first rock group in all of Neopia
Best Song(s): None
Vocals: Hearty
Music: Classic and unforgettable rock
Performance: Blurry and fast pace; fun to watch
Sound Quality: Super
Overall: 4/5 - Take your dad and mum to this; youngsters beware
Band name: Wock 'Til You Drop
Fun Fact: Ice the Wocky froze himself to live up to his name
Best Song(s):
Vocals: Miserable
Music: Haunting
Performance: Depressing and everyone looks as if they needed a good cry
Sound Quality: Great
Overall: 1/5 - I dropped (The one point is for Ice the Wocky. He looks funny
in the ice block...)
Band name: Yes Boy Ice Cream
Fun Fact: Ricky the Blue Shoyru and Jason the Red Shoyru are fraternal twins
Best Song(s): "Flying in the Sky" and "Mortog Kisser" (just about anything)
Vocals: Pleasant and youthful
Music: Techo and dance beats make you boogie at the first sound!
Performance: Great special effects and lighting; definite eye candy
Sound Quality: Okay
Overall: 5/5 - I'm going again!
Once in a while you will find a jewel among all those bands. I myself had
the opportunity to meet up with each and every band members who has ever come
to the Tyrannian Concert Hall. I WILL reveal that M*YNCI does not look as great
up close and that the Grarrl from Jazzmosis is two times taller than any normal-sized
Grarrl! This review was not biased as I do indeed love all types of music. It
was fairly given and I did attempt to appreciate all aspects of the performances.
I hope I have saved your time and money from the NP guzzlers. Have fun!
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