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"Yirvee," Geoff said, "Someone is here, to see you about
her Petpet."
I looked at Geoff and put down my book on Ganuthor
history.
"No one scheduled an appointment for today,"
I said, walking out my room door. "Who is this person...probably some rude Neopet
who doesn't have any manners," I grumbled, hopping down the stairs as I
always did, Geoff following behind me. I opened the front door and saw one of
the worst things ever.
It was a stout purple Chia with orange spots
scattered around her body. She was sucking on a lollypop and her hair was a
complete mess. I could tell she wore too much makeup by the thick eyeliner and
the drooping ruby red lipstick. She was carrying a nice furry purple purse,
which a name was sewn, 'Thyassa'.
Now I knew Thyassa belonged to Donna but I never
knew that Thyassa was well--messy looking. She looked so clean and well, beautiful
in the pictures, but up close it looked as if she was just another preppy school
Chia.
"Can I help you... Thyassa?" I asked, clearing
my throat.
Thyassa looked at me as if she was confused.
"How do you like know my name?" She looked down
at her purse and hid it behind her back, then started to blush in embarrassment.
"You're not supposed to like know my name, I'm mean like--you're rude."
I rolled my eyes.
"Thyassa, what can I help you with?" I asked,
hoping she would answer.
"Like whatever," Thyassa replied, putting her
fat Chia paw in front of me, as if she was going to say 'talk to the hand cause
the face ain't listening.'
I was so fed up with her attitude that I was
just going to slam the door on her. But before I could Thyassa hopped into my
NeoHome, looking around and eyeing our shabby furniture.
"Your NeoHome is like--like ewww," Thyassa
said, sitting down on our priceless Zen couch.
"What do you need?" I said in an angry tone
glaring into Thyassa's black beady eyes.
Thyassa rolled on the couch lying down on my
hand sewn pillow.
"Well you see I have a school research project
for the CPLRS."
"Huh?"
"Chia Private Like Rich
School."
I raised my right eyebrow as I was thinking,
Is this Chia for real?
"Anyway," Thyassa said, continuing, "I need
to like stay for one day in like a normal Neopian's home."
"And what's the point of doing that?" I inquired.
Thyassa brushed her hair with her paw.
"So I could see how the poor live."
I growled softly so Thyassa wouldn't hear me.
"But we didn't invite you here, I mean how did
you find us?"
"Like, simple," Thyassa said, "My, like, pet
Donna does that all for me."
Thyassa opened her furry purple purse and took
out a Glamour Negg. She looked at it with her eyes opened wide and then bit
into it. Crunchy sounds filled her mouth as pink gel substance poured out from
the sparkly Glamour Negg. Thyassa slurped it and bit into the Glamour Negg until
it was finished. Carefully she grabbed a Golden Brush that had fallen from the
Glamour Negg and threw into her handbag. Thyassa wiped her mouth with her fat
little purple paw and yawned.
"Do you have anything to like eat?" Thyassa
asked me, "I'm starved."
I looked at her as if she was crazy.
"You just ate a whole Glamour Negg!" I exclaimed.
"I know," Thyassa started, "but I'm like so
hungry!"
"But we--"
"Be quiet! I want food and I like want it now!"
I ran to the kitchen and into the pantry scared
that if I didn't please Thyassa her so called "pet" Donna would send cloudmime
to the Ice Caves to freeze.
I scooped out the last bag of omelettes, pastries
and chocolates and gave them all to Thyassa. After waiting for her to finish
she burped and yawned.
"I'm so bored," Thyassa complained, "let's play
now!"
Scared by her angry voice I ran up stairs as
she followed me to my bedroom. When we got there I pulled out my latest Usuki
Dolls, including the Devilish Usuki I had just gotten.
"These are so stupid! I mean don't you have
golden bikes? Alien Usuki Dolls? NeoQuest plushies?" Thyassa yelled as she knocked
down my toys.
I glared at Thyassa so mean I thought my eyes
were on fire.
"Look Thyassa," I said, "I will have to ask
you to leave if I have too."
Thyassa gave an evil grin followed by an evil
laugh.
"Look Yirvee," Thyassa said, "I will push you
out of your window if I have too."
And with that she hit me hard and I sailed out
the window. Luckily I managed to grab hold of my windowsill.
Grasping tight I looked down, 'It's a long way
down' I thought to myself. Panicking I tried to lift myself back into my room,
but Thyassa looked over and saw me.
"Muhahahahahaha!!" Thyassa cackled as she opened
her purse. She pulled out a long Rod Of Nova and aimed it at me. "Prepare to
be dust!"
Thyassa whacked me on the hands and my grip
was lost. I fell and knew I was in big trouble. Just in the nick of time my
friend Little_Nylorac swooped down from the sky and picked me up.
"Whoa," Ny said, "Almost lost you there Yirv."
She flew back into my room where Thyassa was
pulling something else from her purse.
"Remember this... Yirvee?" She pulled out the
rest of what was a sword of the air faerie.
"What the?" I murmured to myself.
Thyassa's skin started to fall off. Her fat
chubby paws fell to the ground as long green fingernailed hands emerged. Then
those hands ripped off her face (which was a mask) and out appeared--Dun
dun dun--Jhudora.
"Juh-Ju-Jhudora?" Ny stammered.
"Yes little Poogle its me. You took something
from me and now I want to take something from you... your life!"
Jhudora grasped her sword aimed it at Ny and
threw it as hard as she could.
"NOOO!!!!" I screamed. I flew into the air and
caught the sword, which was just a few inches from Ny. I took the sword and
flung it back and Jhudora.
"AHHHHH!!!!!" Jhudora screamed. The sword hit
Jhudora and she turned into a million pieces of purple dust.
I scanned my room, but there was no sign of
Jhudora, only a note left by her. I picked it up it read.
To
my little Poogles,
First
my battle for Healing Potion M didn't work,
then
my terrifying Devilish Usuki Doll broke and
became
good, then my disguise as Thyassa and plot
to
get rid of you was ruined! But I promise one day
we
will meet again.
-
Signed the great Jhudora
Ny looked at me, after reading the note.
"No matter what happens," she said, "Creamy
you and I will always be there to help each other out. You've gotta promise
that Yirv."
We shook hands then hugged.
"I promise," I said.
The End | 
