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Pet Name: mr_bumper
Owner: labbing_poogles
Breed: Uni


About mr_bumper:
As far as Mr. Bumper is concerned, he has always been grown up. He simply skipped that pesky adolescent phase that so many people seem to go through. He prefers to live on a side account as he sees playing games as a silly waste of time anyway. There are much more important things in life, like the stock market, a solid day's work, and brunch. Mr. Bumper loves brunch. In fact, if you would care to join Mr. Bumper for brunch, I'm sure he could pencil you into his busy schedule (it is just PACKED with important grown up business meetings). Just remember not to call him Bumper. It's MR. Bumper, thank you very much. He believes that life should be kept neat and tidy; the dishes should always be done, a suit should always be worn, and business should always be dealt with in a proper manner.

Mr. Bumper is often upset when people assume that he is a typical Uni. He isn't. He doesn't frolic or prance around. He doesn't wear absurdly colored clothes or sparkly face paint. He is a sensible gentleman and he does sensible things.

Mr. Bumper spends a majority of his time at home in his tiny apartment with his pet Tie, the bowla. Tie is perfect company for a Uni like Mr. Bumper. He sits on his lap while he reads the Neopian Times every night and is a very tidy pet in general. There is nothing frivolous about Mr. Bumper's apartment. It is a tiny one-bedroom kind of deal, with a bathroom, and tiny kitchen he uses to make his tea and microwave his supper every night. It is just the perfect size for Mr. Bumper and Tie. For some reason Mr. Bumper hardly ever has company, but he almost prefers it that way. Company can be so unpredictable.

About the only time Mr. Bumper ventures out of his apartment, besides for work, is Sunday morning when he goes to brunch at his favorite diner. He orders the same thing every week: two eggs over easy on toast (the crusts cut off) with a side of bacon and an orange juice. He likes the diner, because it is small and quiet, and the waitress knows his name and his order. She never gets it wrong, and it is usually ready for him by the time he comes in, promptly at 10:00.

After the diner, Mr. Bumper likes to stop at the store for his weekly groceries. He always buys the same thing. Seven frozen dinners, a pack of lunch meat, a loaf of bread, a bag of frozen vegetables, a dozen eggs, and seven apples. He usually picks up food for Tie as well, and sometimes even a treat. Mr. Bumper realizes it is foolish to dote on Tie so much, but he can't help it. He really loves that Bowla. Upon arriving home from brunch, he settles in to tend to the day's business. He putters around the house fixing things, he checks his stocks to see how they are doing, and he does his laundry for the week. Around 6:00, he fixes his supper, and heads off to bed; after all, a Uni does need his rest.





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