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||Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8
|Neopia's Golden YearsHow wonderful to be in your golden years at last, when all of this time you've
heard how wonderful it can be. Are you ready to retire? And if so, where to?|
|What's in a Name?"Do I look like I have name-o-matic stamped on me fur? I don't think so, buster.
Now, decide on a name, one that isn't already taken, or get yer behind out of
|Stances In Battling and Training DefenceWhen you battle in the dome you need to choose an ability to use for every
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|How to Make the Best of the HolidaysThere's no need for any anxiety!
|What Pet Are You? The Ultimate Personality QuizSo, here you are, Neopia; the
ultimate 'What Pet are you?' quiz, only three questions long and no tedious tallying
points. I know, I'm too kind to all of you. |
|An Interview With the Book Shop Nimmo!Let's just say that
I am frasmotic, anispeptic... even gruntumptuous to have been a part of such
|An Endless LadderWhen you're new to Neopia, everything is so different. There is a lot you don't
know, and the time it takes before you find this stuff out can be quite regrettable
in my experience. In particular, I'm talking about the Neopoints. |
|Trouble With the National Neopian?Do you like giving villains a hard time? Do you want to be a National Neopian
Bank champ? Do you want to win a few hundred NP easily? Yeah, of course you do,
especially that last one...|
|Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks.
This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched
and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case
of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."|
|Roo Island - Under SiegeThis was foolish. These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering
Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant
presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power...|
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Gummy Dice Attack Roos
These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power. These dice are as bad as - if not worse than - Dr. Sloth himself. I decided to witness this terror firsthand and interview the wise king on the dramatic current events...
Unconsciously, his feet took him forward, closer
to the water. Sand changed to wood as he walked onto the pier. Forgetting everything
he had run from, the Aisha quietly padded onto a magnificent ship...
|A New Kind of Ghost Story|
"Apparently," the Eyrie interrupted loudly and
sarcastically, "she had a mishap along the way. Apparently, she met a ghost
thief of some sort. Please! I for one do not believe her story..."
|The Far Side: Part Three|
Looking through the bars of the cage, she saw
that there were various people coming and going, but a few elders were gathered
around the central fire, all eyes on the...