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Neopia's Golden Years

How wonderful to be in your golden years at last, when all of this time you've heard how wonderful it can be. Are you ready to retire? And if so, where to?

by playmobil_is_my_life
What's in a Name?

"Do I look like I have name-o-matic stamped on me fur? I don't think so, buster. Now, decide on a name, one that isn't already taken, or get yer behind out of line."

by mad_about_tigers
Stances In Battling and Training Defence

When you battle in the dome you need to choose an ability to use for every move.

Also by dogfriend2

by featheralley

How to Make the Best of the Holidays

There's no need for any anxiety!

by missbrighid
What Pet Are You? The Ultimate Personality Quiz

So, here you are, Neopia; the ultimate 'What Pet are you?' quiz, only three questions long and no tedious tallying points. I know, I'm too kind to all of you.

by katiecoo802
An Interview With the Book Shop Nimmo!

Let's just say that I am frasmotic, anispeptic... even gruntumptuous to have been a part of such pericombobulation.

by fury
An Endless Ladder

When you're new to Neopia, everything is so different. There is a lot you don't know, and the time it takes before you find this stuff out can be quite regrettable in my experience. In particular, I'm talking about the Neopoints.

by weaponstar
Trouble With the National Neopian?

Do you like giving villains a hard time? Do you want to be a National Neopian Bank champ? Do you want to win a few hundred NP easily? Yeah, of course you do, especially that last one...

by tigerstripe172
Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?

Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks. This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."

by itchyfan220
Roo Island - Under Siege

This was foolish. These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power...

by iamskot
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"Shadowflame: Snowfall" by brains03
A blizzard had struck not long after she had set out to scale Terror Mountain, leaving Happy Valley behind her in a haze of white flakes and wind. Her name was Shadowflame Darkhunter, an enigma to most but a legend to many in the circles she frequented...

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Shadowflame: Snowfall
A blizzard had struck not long after she had set out to scale Terror Mountain, leaving Happy Valley behind her in a haze of white flakes and wind. Her name was Shadowflame Darkhunter...

by brains03


Gallery of Evil: the Spider Grundo
The mutated Grundos surrounded the young schoolchildren, their muscular arms crossed over their gigantic green chests. They all wore furious expressions, not twitching a brow even once...

by costa_rican_girl


Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Nine
They came to the end of the path to find a gate. Jenna sighed, glad to finally see something that wasn't cloud or blue. "Is this the exit?" she asked Fyora hopefully...

Also by jeanaet

by rainbow_lover852


Defender Chronicles: The Beginning - Part Four
"Silence!" growled Sloth, slamming his fist on the desk. "Is this your way of telling me you're not willing to join forces with me?"

by toffee_choc


The Importance of Education
Learn your maths...

by hardlyevolved


Neopia Central: Peaceful or Not?
It WAS a nice day in Neopia...

by mcgirlcat

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