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	Neopia's Golden Years How wonderful to be in your golden years at last, when all of this time you've heard how wonderful it can be. Are you ready to retire? And if so, where to? by playmobil_is_my_life
	What's in a Name? "Do I look like I have name-o-matic stamped on me fur? I don't think so, buster. Now, decide on a name, one that isn't already taken, or get yer behind out of line." by mad_about_tigers
	Stances In Battling and Training Defence When you battle in the dome you need to choose an ability to use for every move. Also by dogfriend2 by featheralley
	How to Make the Best of the Holidays There's no need for any anxiety! by missbrighid
	What Pet Are You? The Ultimate Personality Quiz So, here you are, Neopia; the ultimate 'What Pet are you?' quiz, only three questions long and no tedious tallying points. I know, I'm too kind to all of you. by katiecoo802
	An Interview With the Book Shop Nimmo! Let's just say that I am frasmotic, anispeptic... even gruntumptuous to have been a part of such pericombobulation. by fury
	An Endless Ladder When you're new to Neopia, everything is so different. There is a lot you don't know, and the time it takes before you find this stuff out can be quite regrettable in my experience. In particular, I'm talking about the Neopoints. by weaponstar
	Trouble With the National Neopian? Do you like giving villains a hard time? Do you want to be a National Neopian Bank champ? Do you want to win a few hundred NP easily? Yeah, of course you do, especially that last one... by tigerstripe172
	Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit? Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks. This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case of "Itchy Smooth Tongue." by itchyfan220
	Roo Island - Under Siege This was foolish. These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power... by iamskot

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Gummy Dice Attack Roos

These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power. These dice are as bad as - if not worse than - Dr. Sloth himself. I decided to witness this terror firsthand and interview the wise king on the dramatic current events...

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The Tale of Dough
"Sorry I'm such a mess today, Fluffy. Being the star of a Neopian Plot is really hard work! Now I know how Nabile, Tomos, Jazan, Isca, Caylis, Jeran, King Skarl, King Altador, and all the others feel. Woo!" Gilly said...

by redwall_loamhedge

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Sea Legs
Unconsciously, his feet took him forward, closer to the water. Sand changed to wood as he walked onto the pier. Forgetting everything he had run from, the Aisha quietly padded onto a magnificent ship...

by avibero

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The Hoarders: Part One
"I just can't afford to keep four pets anymore. I know we had a lot of money, but it just kind of drifted away. But I figured you're older, so you'd cope with this better..."

by ruff_zette

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Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part One
Maestro and Histopher looked to see Satch with his face pressed up against the glass case containing the item of his dreams: a shiny, silver trumpet. The tiny Hissi's tail beat the floor happily as he looked at his dad with shining eyes...

by bitsy_dj

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Trenner Sayz
At least Dr. Sloth's easier to defeat THIS time...

by battybuddy

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Let Me Finish My Sentence
Didn't you hear?

by texastiki

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