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||Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8
|Neopia's Golden YearsHow wonderful to be in your golden years at last, when all of this time you've
heard how wonderful it can be. Are you ready to retire? And if so, where to?|
|What's in a Name?"Do I look like I have name-o-matic stamped on me fur? I don't think so, buster.
Now, decide on a name, one that isn't already taken, or get yer behind out of
|Stances In Battling and Training DefenceWhen you battle in the dome you need to choose an ability to use for every
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|How to Make the Best of the HolidaysThere's no need for any anxiety!
|What Pet Are You? The Ultimate Personality QuizSo, here you are, Neopia; the
ultimate 'What Pet are you?' quiz, only three questions long and no tedious tallying
points. I know, I'm too kind to all of you. |
|An Interview With the Book Shop Nimmo!Let's just say that
I am frasmotic, anispeptic... even gruntumptuous to have been a part of such
|An Endless LadderWhen you're new to Neopia, everything is so different. There is a lot you don't
know, and the time it takes before you find this stuff out can be quite regrettable
in my experience. In particular, I'm talking about the Neopoints. |
|Trouble With the National Neopian?Do you like giving villains a hard time? Do you want to be a National Neopian
Bank champ? Do you want to win a few hundred NP easily? Yeah, of course you do,
especially that last one...|
|Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks.
This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched
and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case
of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."|
|Roo Island - Under SiegeThis was foolish. These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering
Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant
presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power...|
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When you're new to Neopia, everything is so different. There is a lot you don't know, and the time it takes before you find this stuff out can be quite regrettable in my experience. In particular, I'm talking about the Neopoints. When I first arrived on Neopia I began by making my NP through the numerous games available. Back then, I was very happy with my daily six thousand points...
|Beauty is Only Fur-Deep|
"D'you want to hang out after school? Maybe you could
come to my house or I could go to yours? Or we can just meet somewhere. Like the
smoothie shop or something. Whatever works best for you!"
|A New Kind of Ghost Story|
"Apparently," the Eyrie interrupted loudly and
sarcastically, "she had a mishap along the way. Apparently, she met a ghost
thief of some sort. Please! I for one do not believe her story..."
|Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part One|
Maestro and Histopher looked to see Satch with
his face pressed up against the glass case containing the item of his dreams:
a shiny, silver trumpet. The tiny Hissi's tail beat the floor happily as he
looked at his dad with shining eyes...
|The Battle for Kreludor: Part Five|
"Please, sir," the Shoyru stammered. "I-I know
where the Resistance's headquarters is. I know who their members are, and what
their weapons are. I'll tell you everything..."