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Neopia's Golden Years

How wonderful to be in your golden years at last, when all of this time you've heard how wonderful it can be. Are you ready to retire? And if so, where to?

by playmobil_is_my_life
What's in a Name?

"Do I look like I have name-o-matic stamped on me fur? I don't think so, buster. Now, decide on a name, one that isn't already taken, or get yer behind out of line."

by mad_about_tigers
Stances In Battling and Training Defence

When you battle in the dome you need to choose an ability to use for every move.

Also by dogfriend2

by featheralley

How to Make the Best of the Holidays

There's no need for any anxiety!

by missbrighid
What Pet Are You? The Ultimate Personality Quiz

So, here you are, Neopia; the ultimate 'What Pet are you?' quiz, only three questions long and no tedious tallying points. I know, I'm too kind to all of you.

by katiecoo802
An Interview With the Book Shop Nimmo!

Let's just say that I am frasmotic, anispeptic... even gruntumptuous to have been a part of such pericombobulation.

by fury
An Endless Ladder

When you're new to Neopia, everything is so different. There is a lot you don't know, and the time it takes before you find this stuff out can be quite regrettable in my experience. In particular, I'm talking about the Neopoints.

by weaponstar
Trouble With the National Neopian?

Do you like giving villains a hard time? Do you want to be a National Neopian Bank champ? Do you want to win a few hundred NP easily? Yeah, of course you do, especially that last one...

by tigerstripe172
Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?

Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks. This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."

by itchyfan220
Roo Island - Under Siege

This was foolish. These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power...

by iamskot
 
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Gummy Dice Attack Roos



These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power. These dice are as bad as - if not worse than - Dr. Sloth himself. I decided to witness this terror firsthand and interview the wise king on the dramatic current events...



Other Stories


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Beauty is Only Fur-Deep
"D'you want to hang out after school? Maybe you could come to my house or I could go to yours? Or we can just meet somewhere. Like the smoothie shop or something. Whatever works best for you!"

by imagiknight

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Sea Legs
Unconsciously, his feet took him forward, closer to the water. Sand changed to wood as he walked onto the pier. Forgetting everything he had run from, the Aisha quietly padded onto a magnificent ship...

by avibero

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The Far Side: Part Three
Looking through the bars of the cage, she saw that there were various people coming and going, but a few elders were gathered around the central fire, all eyes on the...

by redcod323

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Aubrise and the Gebmid Mystery: Part Seven
Sarina suddenly stopped and held the torch up so Aubrise could see what lay ahead. A few feet further along the floor dropped away down a slope into blackness...

Art by rookina

by rookina


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Hali the Hissi
And that's why you don't eat the Kads.

by undefinded

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Almost Insane
Jhudora and Usuki Usuls have more in common than you think.

by vehement



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