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	Neopia's Golden Years How wonderful to be in your golden years at last, when all of this time you've heard how wonderful it can be. Are you ready to retire? And if so, where to? by playmobil_is_my_life
	What's in a Name? "Do I look like I have name-o-matic stamped on me fur? I don't think so, buster. Now, decide on a name, one that isn't already taken, or get yer behind out of line." by mad_about_tigers
	Stances In Battling and Training Defence When you battle in the dome you need to choose an ability to use for every move. Also by dogfriend2 by featheralley
	How to Make the Best of the Holidays There's no need for any anxiety! by missbrighid
	What Pet Are You? The Ultimate Personality Quiz So, here you are, Neopia; the ultimate 'What Pet are you?' quiz, only three questions long and no tedious tallying points. I know, I'm too kind to all of you. by katiecoo802
	An Interview With the Book Shop Nimmo! Let's just say that I am frasmotic, anispeptic... even gruntumptuous to have been a part of such pericombobulation. by fury
	An Endless Ladder When you're new to Neopia, everything is so different. There is a lot you don't know, and the time it takes before you find this stuff out can be quite regrettable in my experience. In particular, I'm talking about the Neopoints. by weaponstar
	Trouble With the National Neopian? Do you like giving villains a hard time? Do you want to be a National Neopian Bank champ? Do you want to win a few hundred NP easily? Yeah, of course you do, especially that last one... by tigerstripe172
	Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit? Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks. This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case of "Itchy Smooth Tongue." by itchyfan220
	Roo Island - Under Siege This was foolish. These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power... by iamskot

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"Lucky Cake" by nut862
Tammy was just sitting down at her kitchen table to eat her favorite breakfast of a hot Banana Roll, when something happened. A large cake, garnished with twists of pink frosting and large red roses made of sugar, fell out of the air and landed smack in the...

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A New Kind of Ghost Story
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The Far Side: Part Three
Looking through the bars of the cage, she saw that there were various people coming and going, but a few elders were gathered around the central fire, all eyes on the...

by redcod323

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The Battle for Kreludor: Part Five
"Please, sir," the Shoyru stammered. "I-I know where the Resistance's headquarters is. I know who their members are, and what their weapons are. I'll tell you everything..."

by azellica

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Funny Farm
Payback pt 1

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