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The Hoarders: Part One

"I just can't afford to keep four pets anymore. I know we had a lot of money, but it just kind of drifted away. But I figured you're older, so you'd cope with this better..."

by ruff_zette
Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part One

Upon hitting the ground, Orbulon and the Korbat rolled into the wall. The Korbat stood up and gawked at his severed chain. Then his crazed smile became even more deranged...

by tashni
Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part One

Maestro and Histopher looked to see Satch with his face pressed up against the glass case containing the item of his dreams: a shiny, silver trumpet. The tiny Hissi's tail beat the floor happily as he looked at his dad with shining eyes...

by bitsy_dj
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Gummy Dice Attack Roos

These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power. These dice are as bad as - if not worse than - Dr. Sloth himself. I decided to witness this terror firsthand and interview the wise king on the dramatic current events...

Other Stories


Gallery of Evil: the Spider Grundo
The mutated Grundos surrounded the young schoolchildren, their muscular arms crossed over their gigantic green chests. They all wore furious expressions, not twitching a brow even once...

by costa_rican_girl


Shadowflame: Snowfall
A blizzard had struck not long after she had set out to scale Terror Mountain, leaving Happy Valley behind her in a haze of white flakes and wind. Her name was Shadowflame Darkhunter...

by brains03


Stances In Battling and Training Defence
When you battle in the dome you need to choose an ability to use for every move.

Also by dogfriend2

by featheralley


What Pet Are You? The Ultimate Personality Quiz
So, here you are, Neopia; the ultimate 'What Pet are you?' quiz, only three questions long and no tedious tallying points. I know, I'm too kind to all of you.

by katiecoo802


Hali the Hissi
And that's why you don't eat the Kads.

by undefinded


Evil Feepit #12
Halloween is over...

by fmoura_98

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