|Preparing Neopia for the Meepits
||Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8
|The Hoarders: Part One"I just can't afford to
keep four pets anymore. I know we had a lot of money, but it just kind of drifted
away. But I figured you're older, so you'd cope with this better..."|
|Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part OneUpon hitting the ground, Orbulon and the Korbat
rolled into the wall. The Korbat stood up and gawked at his severed chain. Then
his crazed smile became even more deranged...|
|Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part OneMaestro and Histopher looked to see Satch with
his face pressed up against the glass case containing the item of his dreams:
a shiny, silver trumpet. The tiny Hissi's tail beat the floor happily as he
looked at his dad with shining eyes...|
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Success Story Speaks
When you're new to Neopia, everything is so different. There is a lot you don't know, and the time it takes before you find this stuff out can be quite regrettable in my experience. In particular, I'm talking about the Neopoints. When I first arrived on Neopia I began by making my NP through the numerous games available. Back then, I was very happy with my daily six thousand points...
|The Tale of Dough|
"Sorry I'm such a mess today, Fluffy. Being the
star of a Neopian Plot is really hard work! Now I know how Nabile, Tomos, Jazan,
Isca, Caylis, Jeran, King Skarl, King Altador, and all the others feel. Woo!"
Tammy quickly looked up for some explanation
of why a falling cake had just interrupted her relaxing morning. Then the cake
|Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?|
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks.
This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched
and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case
of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."
|Roo Island - Under Siege|
This was foolish. These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering
Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant
presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power...