|Reporting live from Neopia
||Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8
|The Hoarders: Part One"I just can't afford to
keep four pets anymore. I know we had a lot of money, but it just kind of drifted
away. But I figured you're older, so you'd cope with this better..."|
|Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part OneUpon hitting the ground, Orbulon and the Korbat
rolled into the wall. The Korbat stood up and gawked at his severed chain. Then
his crazed smile became even more deranged...|
|Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part OneMaestro and Histopher looked to see Satch with
his face pressed up against the glass case containing the item of his dreams:
a shiny, silver trumpet. The tiny Hissi's tail beat the floor happily as he
looked at his dad with shining eyes...|
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Gummy Dice Attack Roos
These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power. These dice are as bad as - if not worse than - Dr. Sloth himself. I decided to witness this terror firsthand and interview the wise king on the dramatic current events...
|A New Kind of Ghost Story|
"Apparently," the Eyrie interrupted loudly and
sarcastically, "she had a mishap along the way. Apparently, she met a ghost
thief of some sort. Please! I for one do not believe her story..."
|Beauty is Only Fur-Deep|
"D'you want to hang out after school? Maybe you could
come to my house or I could go to yours? Or we can just meet somewhere. Like the
smoothie shop or something. Whatever works best for you!"
|An Endless Ladder|
When you're new to Neopia, everything is so different. There is a lot you don't
know, and the time it takes before you find this stuff out can be quite regrettable
in my experience. In particular, I'm talking about the Neopoints.