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||Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8
|Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part NineThey came to the end of the path to find a gate. Jenna sighed, glad to finally see something that
wasn't cloud or blue. "Is this the exit?" she asked Fyora hopefully...
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|A Break in Memory: Part Eight"DeSoni? DeSoni!" he pleaded, first gently tapping,
then worriedly shaking the small, unresponsive yellow Aisha's body...|
|Aubrise and the Gebmid Mystery: Part SevenSarina suddenly stopped and held the torch up
so Aubrise could see what lay ahead. A few feet further along the floor dropped
away down a slope into blackness...
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|Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Five"Dark Faeries? Dude, I never thought of that.
Dark Faeries are a pain even outside this place but here, where every single
Faerie is feared, including even 'em prissy little Air ones..."|
|The Battle for Kreludor: Part Five"Please, sir," the Shoyru stammered. "I-I know
where the Resistance's headquarters is. I know who their members are, and what
their weapons are. I'll tell you everything..."|
|Defender Chronicles: The Beginning - Part Four"Silence!" growled Sloth, slamming his fist on
the desk. "Is this your way of telling me you're not willing to join forces
|The Far Side: Part ThreeLooking through the bars of the cage, she saw
that there were various people coming and going, but a few elders were gathered
around the central fire, all eyes on the...|
|Into the Sea: Part TwoSo she just stared at Sasha, with her arms crossed, waiting for
her to get out of the pool. Katrina knew eventually she would. Besides, she
didn't like forcing Sasha to do things. And Doctor Velt told her not to make
Sasha do anything she didn't want to. So Katrina waited...|
|In This Together: Part TwoShe didn't seem convinced. "Voltare was gone
last night. And he matches the description exactly, even down to the scratch
on his ear..."|
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Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks.
This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched
and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case
of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."
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