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Normalcy Nevermore: Sophie's Goo

Just another random comic with a pitiless punch line and a disrelated thumbnail.

by sarahleeadvent
Rotten Personality!!

I'd like to see you try it :P

by blue_lion_from_space
Spooky

Lookit all this cool stuff!

by ghostkomorichu
Usuki Mania--Toothbrush finders?

"Now where did I put my purple toothbrush?"

Um... er, you GAVE it to me?

by jessagirl1

Deja Vu

How does she know?

by eilatan175
Neotales

Behold the ultimate!

by agent_t
No Game Here: Jubble Bubble Trouble

*pop*

Art by kamikatze24

by hello5346

Almost Insane

Jhudora and Usuki Usuls have more in common than you think.

by vehement
Hali the Hissi

And that's why you don't eat the Kads.

by undefinded
Soup Faerie's Bad Day

I never bought that "invisible soup" thing at the soup kitchen!! ;-)

by nekoyo
Baby Album

Wait! I hear voices...

by pyrodragoness
Funny Farm

Payback pt 1

by saiyukiluva
Disturbing Thoughts of Neopia

Why call it a Uniocto?

by _roddy
Keep Healthy!

That poor Chia.

by colormaster360
Trenner Sayz

At least Dr. Sloth's easier to defeat THIS time...

by battybuddy
Slorg and a Half

No, CAKE!!

by warrior20012
Don't Blame ME

Bored...

by choclated
Neopia Central: Peaceful or Not?

It WAS a nice day in Neopia...

by mcgirlcat
Random Something

What about King Hagan?

by silvermare200
Evil Feepit #12

Halloween is over...

by fmoura_98
Totally Random: A Day of Shopping

What happens when veggie chias go shopping?

by _kristina_anne_
"Tail" of Woe - It's punny!

What an unfortunate little usul, eh?

by sailormoonpp
Floofeh

Note to self: Do not eat cheesy asparagus before bed time.

by jupeboxgal
Darkest Corner

This is what happens when your owner is a weird-stuff collector.

Idea by mzkimmi

by dark_elfa

The Wishing Well

There's a new guardian...

by evangelinejones
Neopian Dayz

Get lost!

by graciegreen
Ioshva's BC blues

Trophies don't go on your head!

by jlnmellon_112
Let Me Finish My Sentence

Didn't you hear?

by texastiki
That's just Wrong-Mortog madness

Edna's part time job!

by happychick111
Demented Random Events

It's been almost a year!

Art by fetedieu

by alexsmum

Useless Random Events

Who says they're useless?

by ooorianeoo
The Importance of Education

Learn your maths...

by hardlyevolved
Ging Gang Goolie

*rumble rumble*

by fmc896
 
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Gummy Dice Attack Roos



These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power. These dice are as bad as - if not worse than - Dr. Sloth himself. I decided to witness this terror firsthand and interview the wise king on the dramatic current events...



Other Stories


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Beauty is Only Fur-Deep
"D'you want to hang out after school? Maybe you could come to my house or I could go to yours? Or we can just meet somewhere. Like the smoothie shop or something. Whatever works best for you!"

by imagiknight

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Shadowflame: Snowfall
A blizzard had struck not long after she had set out to scale Terror Mountain, leaving Happy Valley behind her in a haze of white flakes and wind. Her name was Shadowflame Darkhunter...

by brains03

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An Endless Ladder
When you're new to Neopia, everything is so different. There is a lot you don't know, and the time it takes before you find this stuff out can be quite regrettable in my experience. In particular, I'm talking about the Neopoints.

by weaponstar

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An Interview With the Book Shop Nimmo!
Let's just say that I am frasmotic, anispeptic... even gruntumptuous to have been a part of such pericombobulation.

by fury

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Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part One
Maestro and Histopher looked to see Satch with his face pressed up against the glass case containing the item of his dreams: a shiny, silver trumpet. The tiny Hissi's tail beat the floor happily as he looked at his dad with shining eyes...

by bitsy_dj

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Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part One
Upon hitting the ground, Orbulon and the Korbat rolled into the wall. The Korbat stood up and gawked at his severed chain. Then his crazed smile became even more deranged...

by tashni



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