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Normalcy Nevermore: Sophie's Goo

Just another random comic with a pitiless punch line and a disrelated thumbnail.

by sarahleeadvent
Rotten Personality!!

I'd like to see you try it :P

by blue_lion_from_space

Lookit all this cool stuff!

by ghostkomorichu
Usuki Mania--Toothbrush finders?

"Now where did I put my purple toothbrush?"

Um... er, you GAVE it to me?

by jessagirl1

Deja Vu

How does she know?

by eilatan175

Behold the ultimate!

by agent_t
No Game Here: Jubble Bubble Trouble


Art by kamikatze24

by hello5346

Almost Insane

Jhudora and Usuki Usuls have more in common than you think.

by vehement
Hali the Hissi

And that's why you don't eat the Kads.

by undefinded
Soup Faerie's Bad Day

I never bought that "invisible soup" thing at the soup kitchen!! ;-)

by nekoyo
Baby Album

Wait! I hear voices...

by pyrodragoness
Funny Farm

Payback pt 1

by saiyukiluva
Disturbing Thoughts of Neopia

Why call it a Uniocto?

by _roddy
Keep Healthy!

That poor Chia.

by colormaster360
Trenner Sayz

At least Dr. Sloth's easier to defeat THIS time...

by battybuddy
Slorg and a Half

No, CAKE!!

by warrior20012
Don't Blame ME


by choclated
Neopia Central: Peaceful or Not?

It WAS a nice day in Neopia...

by mcgirlcat
Random Something

What about King Hagan?

by silvermare200
Evil Feepit #12

Halloween is over...

by fmoura_98
Totally Random: A Day of Shopping

What happens when veggie chias go shopping?

by _kristina_anne_
"Tail" of Woe - It's punny!

What an unfortunate little usul, eh?

by sailormoonpp

Note to self: Do not eat cheesy asparagus before bed time.

by jupeboxgal
Darkest Corner

This is what happens when your owner is a weird-stuff collector.

Idea by mzkimmi

by dark_elfa

The Wishing Well

There's a new guardian...

by evangelinejones
Neopian Dayz

Get lost!

by graciegreen
Ioshva's BC blues

Trophies don't go on your head!

by jlnmellon_112
Let Me Finish My Sentence

Didn't you hear?

by texastiki
That's just Wrong-Mortog madness

Edna's part time job!

by happychick111
Demented Random Events

It's been almost a year!

Art by fetedieu

by alexsmum

Useless Random Events

Who says they're useless?

by ooorianeoo
The Importance of Education

Learn your maths...

by hardlyevolved
Ging Gang Goolie

*rumble rumble*

by fmc896
Search the Neopian Times


"Lucky Cake" by nut862
Tammy was just sitting down at her kitchen table to eat her favorite breakfast of a hot Banana Roll, when something happened. A large cake, garnished with twists of pink frosting and large red roses made of sugar, fell out of the air and landed smack in the...

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Sea Legs
Unconsciously, his feet took him forward, closer to the water. Sand changed to wood as he walked onto the pier. Forgetting everything he had run from, the Aisha quietly padded onto a magnificent ship...

by avibero


In-4-Motif Tours for Newbies
"Why'd you just shout 'Newbies' and then fall off your seat like that?"

by tambourine_chimp


Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks. This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."

by itchyfan220


Trouble With the National Neopian?
Do you like giving villains a hard time? Do you want to be a National Neopian Bank champ? Do you want to win a few hundred NP easily? Yeah, of course you do, especially that last one...

by tigerstripe172


A Break in Memory: Part Eight
"DeSoni? DeSoni!" he pleaded, first gently tapping, then worriedly shaking the small, unresponsive yellow Aisha's body...

by appaloosa500


Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Five
"Dark Faeries? Dude, I never thought of that. Dark Faeries are a pain even outside this place but here, where every single Faerie is feared, including even 'em prissy little Air ones..."

by ssjelitegirl

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