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Normalcy Nevermore: Sophie's Goo

Just another random comic with a pitiless punch line and a disrelated thumbnail.

by sarahleeadvent
Rotten Personality!!

I'd like to see you try it :P

by blue_lion_from_space
Spooky

Lookit all this cool stuff!

by ghostkomorichu
Usuki Mania--Toothbrush finders?

"Now where did I put my purple toothbrush?"

Um... er, you GAVE it to me?

by jessagirl1

Deja Vu

How does she know?

by eilatan175
Neotales

Behold the ultimate!

by agent_t
No Game Here: Jubble Bubble Trouble

*pop*

Art by kamikatze24

by hello5346

Almost Insane

Jhudora and Usuki Usuls have more in common than you think.

by vehement
Hali the Hissi

And that's why you don't eat the Kads.

by undefinded
Soup Faerie's Bad Day

I never bought that "invisible soup" thing at the soup kitchen!! ;-)

by nekoyo
Baby Album

Wait! I hear voices...

by pyrodragoness
Funny Farm

Payback pt 1

by saiyukiluva
Disturbing Thoughts of Neopia

Why call it a Uniocto?

by _roddy
Keep Healthy!

That poor Chia.

by colormaster360
Trenner Sayz

At least Dr. Sloth's easier to defeat THIS time...

by battybuddy
Slorg and a Half

No, CAKE!!

by warrior20012
Don't Blame ME

Bored...

by choclated
Neopia Central: Peaceful or Not?

It WAS a nice day in Neopia...

by mcgirlcat
Random Something

What about King Hagan?

by silvermare200
Evil Feepit #12

Halloween is over...

by fmoura_98
Totally Random: A Day of Shopping

What happens when veggie chias go shopping?

by _kristina_anne_
"Tail" of Woe - It's punny!

What an unfortunate little usul, eh?

by sailormoonpp
Floofeh

Note to self: Do not eat cheesy asparagus before bed time.

by jupeboxgal
Darkest Corner

This is what happens when your owner is a weird-stuff collector.

Idea by mzkimmi

by dark_elfa

The Wishing Well

There's a new guardian...

by evangelinejones
Neopian Dayz

Get lost!

by graciegreen
Ioshva's BC blues

Trophies don't go on your head!

by jlnmellon_112
Let Me Finish My Sentence

Didn't you hear?

by texastiki
That's just Wrong-Mortog madness

Edna's part time job!

by happychick111
Demented Random Events

It's been almost a year!

Art by fetedieu

by alexsmum

Useless Random Events

Who says they're useless?

by ooorianeoo
The Importance of Education

Learn your maths...

by hardlyevolved
Ging Gang Goolie

*rumble rumble*

by fmc896
 
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"Sea Legs" by avibero
Too late, he heard the voices and footsteps from around him. The young Aisha looked around frantically for a hiding spot. The footsteps stopped. Slowly, Hoban turned around. Facing him, was a tall, sinister looking Wocky with a long, disfiguring scar running through his face...




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In-4-Motif Tours for Newbies
"Why'd you just shout 'Newbies' and then fall off your seat like that?"

by tambourine_chimp

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Shadowflame: Snowfall
A blizzard had struck not long after she had set out to scale Terror Mountain, leaving Happy Valley behind her in a haze of white flakes and wind. Her name was Shadowflame Darkhunter...

by brains03

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An Interview With the Book Shop Nimmo!
Let's just say that I am frasmotic, anispeptic... even gruntumptuous to have been a part of such pericombobulation.

by fury

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Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks. This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."

by itchyfan220

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The Battle for Kreludor: Part Five
"Please, sir," the Shoyru stammered. "I-I know where the Resistance's headquarters is. I know who their members are, and what their weapons are. I'll tell you everything..."

by azellica

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Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part One
Maestro and Histopher looked to see Satch with his face pressed up against the glass case containing the item of his dreams: a shiny, silver trumpet. The tiny Hissi's tail beat the floor happily as he looked at his dad with shining eyes...

by bitsy_dj



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