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Normalcy Nevermore: Sophie's Goo

Just another random comic with a pitiless punch line and a disrelated thumbnail.

by sarahleeadvent
Rotten Personality!!

I'd like to see you try it :P

by blue_lion_from_space
Spooky

Lookit all this cool stuff!

by ghostkomorichu
Usuki Mania--Toothbrush finders?

"Now where did I put my purple toothbrush?"

Um... er, you GAVE it to me?

by jessagirl1

Deja Vu

How does she know?

by eilatan175
Neotales

Behold the ultimate!

by agent_t
No Game Here: Jubble Bubble Trouble

*pop*

Art by kamikatze24

by hello5346

Almost Insane

Jhudora and Usuki Usuls have more in common than you think.

by vehement
Hali the Hissi

And that's why you don't eat the Kads.

by undefinded
Soup Faerie's Bad Day

I never bought that "invisible soup" thing at the soup kitchen!! ;-)

by nekoyo
Baby Album

Wait! I hear voices...

by pyrodragoness
Funny Farm

Payback pt 1

by saiyukiluva
Disturbing Thoughts of Neopia

Why call it a Uniocto?

by _roddy
Keep Healthy!

That poor Chia.

by colormaster360
Trenner Sayz

At least Dr. Sloth's easier to defeat THIS time...

by battybuddy
Slorg and a Half

No, CAKE!!

by warrior20012
Don't Blame ME

Bored...

by choclated
Neopia Central: Peaceful or Not?

It WAS a nice day in Neopia...

by mcgirlcat
Random Something

What about King Hagan?

by silvermare200
Evil Feepit #12

Halloween is over...

by fmoura_98
Totally Random: A Day of Shopping

What happens when veggie chias go shopping?

by _kristina_anne_
"Tail" of Woe - It's punny!

What an unfortunate little usul, eh?

by sailormoonpp
Floofeh

Note to self: Do not eat cheesy asparagus before bed time.

by jupeboxgal
Darkest Corner

This is what happens when your owner is a weird-stuff collector.

Idea by mzkimmi

by dark_elfa

The Wishing Well

There's a new guardian...

by evangelinejones
Neopian Dayz

Get lost!

by graciegreen
Ioshva's BC blues

Trophies don't go on your head!

by jlnmellon_112
Let Me Finish My Sentence

Didn't you hear?

by texastiki
That's just Wrong-Mortog madness

Edna's part time job!

by happychick111
Demented Random Events

It's been almost a year!

Art by fetedieu

by alexsmum

Useless Random Events

Who says they're useless?

by ooorianeoo
The Importance of Education

Learn your maths...

by hardlyevolved
Ging Gang Goolie

*rumble rumble*

by fmc896
 
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Gummy Dice Attack Roos



These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power. These dice are as bad as - if not worse than - Dr. Sloth himself. I decided to witness this terror firsthand and interview the wise king on the dramatic current events...



Other Stories


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Sea Legs
Unconsciously, his feet took him forward, closer to the water. Sand changed to wood as he walked onto the pier. Forgetting everything he had run from, the Aisha quietly padded onto a magnificent ship...

by avibero

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In-4-Motif Tours for Newbies
"Why'd you just shout 'Newbies' and then fall off your seat like that?"

by tambourine_chimp

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Roo Island - Under Siege
This was foolish. These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power...

by iamskot

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How to Make the Best of the Holidays
There's no need for any anxiety!

by missbrighid

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Five
"Dark Faeries? Dude, I never thought of that. Dark Faeries are a pain even outside this place but here, where every single Faerie is feared, including even 'em prissy little Air ones..."

by ssjelitegirl

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Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part One
Upon hitting the ground, Orbulon and the Korbat rolled into the wall. The Korbat stood up and gawked at his severed chain. Then his crazed smile became even more deranged...

by tashni



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