|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8
|One Hundred Years of LaughterExita really liked balloons...|
|Sea LegsUnconsciously, his feet took him forward, closer
to the water. Sand changed to wood as he walked onto the pier. Forgetting everything
he had run from, the Aisha quietly padded onto a magnificent ship...|
|Beauty is Only Fur-Deep"D'you want to hang out after school? Maybe you could
come to my house or I could go to yours? Or we can just meet somewhere. Like the
smoothie shop or something. Whatever works best for you!"|
|The Tale of Dough"Sorry I'm such a mess today, Fluffy. Being the
star of a Neopian Plot is really hard work! Now I know how Nabile, Tomos, Jazan,
Isca, Caylis, Jeran, King Skarl, King Altador, and all the others feel. Woo!"
|Gallery of Evil: the Spider GrundoThe mutated Grundos surrounded the young schoolchildren,
their muscular arms crossed over their gigantic green chests. They all wore
furious expressions, not twitching a brow even once...|
|A New Kind of Ghost Story"Apparently," the Eyrie interrupted loudly and
sarcastically, "she had a mishap along the way. Apparently, she met a ghost
thief of some sort. Please! I for one do not believe her story..."|
|In-4-Motif Tours for Newbies"Why'd you just
shout 'Newbies' and then fall off your seat like that?"|
|Shadowflame: SnowfallA blizzard
had struck not long after she had set out to scale Terror Mountain, leaving Happy
Valley behind her in a haze of white flakes and wind. Her name was Shadowflame Darkhunter...|
|Lucky CakeTammy quickly looked up for some explanation
of why a falling cake had just interrupted her relaxing morning. Then the cake
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"Lucky Cake" by nut862
Tammy was just sitting down at her kitchen table to eat her favorite breakfast of a hot Banana Roll, when something happened. A large cake, garnished with twists of pink frosting and large red roses made of sugar, fell out of the air and landed smack in the...
|Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?|
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks.
This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched
and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case
of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."
|The Far Side: Part Three|
Looking through the bars of the cage, she saw
that there were various people coming and going, but a few elders were gathered
around the central fire, all eyes on the...