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One Hundred Years of Laughter

Exita really liked balloons...

by robotkitty13
Sea Legs

Unconsciously, his feet took him forward, closer to the water. Sand changed to wood as he walked onto the pier. Forgetting everything he had run from, the Aisha quietly padded onto a magnificent ship...

by avibero
Beauty is Only Fur-Deep

"D'you want to hang out after school? Maybe you could come to my house or I could go to yours? Or we can just meet somewhere. Like the smoothie shop or something. Whatever works best for you!"

by imagiknight
The Tale of Dough

"Sorry I'm such a mess today, Fluffy. Being the star of a Neopian Plot is really hard work! Now I know how Nabile, Tomos, Jazan, Isca, Caylis, Jeran, King Skarl, King Altador, and all the others feel. Woo!" Gilly said...

by redwall_loamhedge
Gallery of Evil: the Spider Grundo

The mutated Grundos surrounded the young schoolchildren, their muscular arms crossed over their gigantic green chests. They all wore furious expressions, not twitching a brow even once...

by costa_rican_girl
A New Kind of Ghost Story

"Apparently," the Eyrie interrupted loudly and sarcastically, "she had a mishap along the way. Apparently, she met a ghost thief of some sort. Please! I for one do not believe her story..."

by firehazzard
In-4-Motif Tours for Newbies

"Why'd you just shout 'Newbies' and then fall off your seat like that?"

by tambourine_chimp
Shadowflame: Snowfall

A blizzard had struck not long after she had set out to scale Terror Mountain, leaving Happy Valley behind her in a haze of white flakes and wind. Her name was Shadowflame Darkhunter...

by brains03
Lucky Cake

Tammy quickly looked up for some explanation of why a falling cake had just interrupted her relaxing morning. Then the cake erupted...

by nut862
 
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"Lucky Cake" by nut862
Tammy was just sitting down at her kitchen table to eat her favorite breakfast of a hot Banana Roll, when something happened. A large cake, garnished with twists of pink frosting and large red roses made of sugar, fell out of the air and landed smack in the...




Other Stories


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What Pet Are You? The Ultimate Personality Quiz
So, here you are, Neopia; the ultimate 'What Pet are you?' quiz, only three questions long and no tedious tallying points. I know, I'm too kind to all of you.

by katiecoo802

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Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks. This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."

by itchyfan220

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The Far Side: Part Three
Looking through the bars of the cage, she saw that there were various people coming and going, but a few elders were gathered around the central fire, all eyes on the...

by redcod323

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Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part One
Upon hitting the ground, Orbulon and the Korbat rolled into the wall. The Korbat stood up and gawked at his severed chain. Then his crazed smile became even more deranged...

by tashni

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Useless Random Events
Who says they're useless?

by ooorianeoo

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Usuki Mania--Toothbrush finders?
"Now where did I put my purple toothbrush?"

Um... er, you GAVE it to me?

by jessagirl1




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