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Week - 159

40 Things You Didn't Know About Sloth
by kittygirl5170
Description: 1: Sloth’s secret best friend is Illusen.

Week - 195

Let Me Tell You a Story...
by nightcrawlers_secret
Description: My favorite contest, without question, is the Storytelling Contest. Perhaps it’s because I enjoy writing. Maybe it’s because I like the 2000 neopoints and the rare item...

Week - 275

Lab Ray Rewards
by philodox
Description: I’m here today to talk about the Lab Ray. No, not the evils of it, but the benefits of it over the Training School (specifically the one on Mystery Island).

Week - 308

Escape From the Secret Laboratory
by fcsimba
Description: "Well, since you're so bored, let's do something," Ryo suggested with an honest smile...

Week - 332

Secret Lab Map: a Guide
by euro_trish
Description: Happy zapping!

Week - 346

Keeping Your Lab Pet Happy
by arah_n
Description: Some tips on how using the Lab Ray can be a profitable and fun experience for both you AND your pet!

Week - 380

To Lab Or Not To Lab
by xxo_kacobs_oxx
Description: To lab or not to lab. That is a very important question to ask yourself before you go all out and buy those expensive secret map pieces.

Week - 393

Props and Sets
by secret_coder
Description: Man, that parasol is INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH!

Week - 396

Props and Sets SLUSHIE STYLE!
by secret_coder
Description: Now, why didn't she build that in the first place?

Week - 403

Props and Sets
by secret_coder
Description: Top_Secret_Code is always so dramatic!

Week - 407

Top_Secret_Code & Co.
by secret_coder
Description: In which I begin to say "in which" to start my comic descriptions.

Week - 423

Santayur's Secret
by andrewthebestes
Description: "If you need me," said Santayur, "I will be in the shed. Please knock on the door before coming in."

Week - 430

Secrets of the Pound Chat
by teaspill
Description: I have collected a great deal of notions that all seem to factor into the supposed "value" of a pet.

Week - 437

The Secret Diary of a Double Agent
by nimras23
Description: Yes, I am aware that I'm breaking the most basic rule of being a Double Agent by writing anything down. But to be honest...

Week - 446

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part One
by downrightdude
Description: "This has got to be the most boring Saturday in the history of Saturdays," Chloe sighed.

Week - 447

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Two
by downrightdude
Description: "Wait for me!' Chloe called out to her siblings. She tried her very best to catch up, but at the same time tried to keep her dress nice and clean. Chloe hated wearing her dress.

Week - 448

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Three
by downrightdude
Description: "According to this, the necklace is actually the Space Faerie's Token!"

Week - 449

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Four
by downrightdude
Description: "Now, darlings, try to stay calm," Miss Van Sparkleton said as she lit her lantern. Her voice sounded very shaky. "I'm sure the crashing sound was just the wind."

Week - 450

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Five
by downrightdude
Description: The music box was still playing its mysterious song. Chloe started to shiver...

Week - 451

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Six
by downrightdude
Description: Even if they weren't going to get caught, the foursome couldn't help but shiver a bit. It seemed that the more they found answers, the more questions started to form.

Week - 452

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Seven
by downrightdude
Description: "Say, C.K.," Chloe said in a soft voice, "was your sister, by any chance, a green Grundo?"

Week - 453

Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Eight
by downrightdude
Description: Everyone gasped as Chloe pointed to Miss Van Sparkleton...

Week - 448

The Secret Club
by shade_the_great
Description: "I solemwy swear to keep dis cwub a secwet..."

Week - 449

Jumper: Secret Story of the Forwards of Team Maraqua
by kittenkutie936
Description: The Maraquan Acara paused to increase drama and then yelled at the top of his lungs, "I made the new Maraqua Yooyuball team!"

Week - 451

The Secret of the Kiko Bandage
by peirigill
Description: Abhari had only a split-second to react, as he heard first a bump, then a THUD, then a sound like a Yooyuball being flattened. "Oof!"

Week - 453

Lord Darigan's Not-So-Secret Lifestyle
by nerdytiger
Description: I asked Darigan what it's like to be the Lord of Darigan Citadel.

Week - 461

The Secret of Geraptiku: Part One
by xaetear
Description: I sighed wistfully. What I would give to be in warm, sunny Mystery Island already....

Week - 462

The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Two
by xaetear
Description: "So, you're awake now, little Neopet. What is your name?" The voice was incredibly nice, and I'm not sure why I wasn't scared...

Week - 463

The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Three
by xaetear
Description: "Really, do you think, even if there was a trap, that it'd be that elaborate?"

Week - 464

The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Four
by xaetear
Description: "If there wasn't one definite way to leave, there would be other ways to leave, because there always has to be a way to do something."

Week - 465

The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Five
by xaetear
Description: "A treasure chest?" I laughed. "No way."

Week - 466

The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Six
by xaetear
Description: "The magma Cybunny must have been put here by the dark faerie..."

Week - 467

The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Seven
by xaetear
Description: "Don't worry," Milk said out loud, as if trying to convince himself. "We'll get her somehow..."

Week - 468

The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Eight
by xaetear
Description: "I'm glad you're awake finally." She was a grey faerie, I could tell by her grey hair and her ruined looking wings.

Week - 469

The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Nine
by xaetear
Description: "Not everybody you appear to trust is showing their true intentions."

Week - 470

The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Ten
by xaetear
Description: Milk grabbed my arm and, making sure he had my attention, sent me an intense look that I've gotten from Xaea a lot. Don't do anything stupid.

Week - 471

The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Eleven
by xaetear
Description: I frowned and glanced around. The dark faerie was smiling at me...

Week - 461

A Tale Just As Sweet
by ancientsecrets
Description: A collection of Neopia's Sweetest Reads.

Week - 464

The Secret Perils of a Mystery Island Vacation
by makeuptorment
Description: Nothing good ever involves volcanoes, especially when the volcano has a BAD TEMPER.

Week - 469

The Secret of the Gnomes
by smart100000
Description: In this guide, I'll teach you the dangers of Halloween Gnomes and a bit of their biology...

Week - 470

A Zombie's Guide to Surviving Neopia
by ancientsecrets
Description: I've decided to offer some advice to my fellow graveyard inhabitants...

Week - 481

Scarlet Shadow: Secrets and Reunions - Part One
by kathleen_kate
Description: The Lady Cios stood silently. She bowed in greeting. "Lord Kanrik," she began, "I do hope your trip was uneventful?"

Week - 482

Scarlet Shadow: Secrets and Reunions - Part Two
by kathleen_kate
Description: Skarl's voice betrayed the soft side not many had ever seen. "My dear child," he said, "you have finally returned."

Week - 483

Scarlet Shadow: Secrets and Reunions - Part Three
by kathleen_kate
Description: The Unis landed on the shifting sands outside the city. There was no welcome party save for Princess Amira’s personal guard. They led Crystal and Jeran to the palace and brought them to the throne room.

Week - 484

Scarlet Shadow: Secrets and Reunions - Part Four
by kathleen_kate
Description: "Bar the gates!" Cenoal yelled as he and Crystal ran inside.

Week - 485

Scarlet Shadow: Secrets and Reunions - Part Five
by kathleen_kate
Description: The dreams were haunting her. Endless darkness surrounded the young Princess like mist.

Week - 486

Scarlet Shadow: Secrets and Reunions - Part Six
by kathleen_kate
Description: He looked down in thought. "Tell me, Crystal, how is it you came into possession of this gem?"

Week - 487

Scarlet Shadow: Secrets and Reunions - Part Seven
by kathleen_kate
Description: Crystal and Cenoal watched silently from within the forest as the thieves began to come down from the ship. They all had the same strange glint in their eyes.

Week - 481

On His Majesty's Secret Service: Part One
by herdygerdy
Description: The shadow Ruki leaned forward, taking in the view from the railing. The farmlands of Meridell rolled onward below him.

Week - 482

On His Majesty's Secret Service: Part Two
by herdygerdy
Description: The door to the dungeon was slammed open, and an Eyrie Guard marched in, holding a young Kyrii by the scruff of his neck.

Week - 483

On His Majesty's Secret Service: Part Three
by herdygerdy
Description: "From what I've been able to find with magical surveillance, Vex normally takes a nap at seven," Quentin revealed.

"Which leaves us an hour to get Agent Dunlop out of the cells before Lord Von Stratus's party is due to leave the Citadel," Fredrick added.


Week - 484

On His Majesty's Secret Service: Part Four
by herdygerdy
Description: Fredrick woke with the immediate feeling that he had been hit over the head with a sizable portion of the planet.

Week - 485

On His Majesty's Secret Service: Part Five
by herdygerdy
Description: "Believe me; compared to the Darigan Citadel, even this cell is a palace."

Week - 484

Secret of the North Beach
by chestnuttiger787
Description: The north beach had always seemed a bit spooky, especially that little cave. . .

Week - 485

A Novel Ending
by badgerine
Description: His original intention had been to kill off the fearless hero, Rex Flynn; however, the plan was very quickly curtailed by Agatha...

Week - 486

Meridell's Slimy Little Secret
by dizzyblackberry
Description: Even the most perfect lands in Neopia can hold their secrets, and Meridell is no exception.

Week - 491

Princess of Prophecy II: Kalara's Secret - Part One
by saeryena
Description: I suppose you should already know my name by now. I have already told you one story of my life as a prophetic princess...

Week - 492

Princess of Prophecy II: Kalara's Secret - Part Two
by saeryena
Description: I couldn't believe it. For a second, I wouldn't believe it. Her, my mother's sister?

Week - 493

Princess of Prophecy II: Kalara's Secret - Part Three
by saeryena
Description: Xandra slid off the bench and kneeled on the floor. Her face changed; tears were flooding from those sea-green eyes of hers.

Week - 494

Princess of Prophecy II: Kalara's Secret - Part Four
by saeryena
Description: I closed my eyes tightly. This was it—just like Xandra, I was going to become Katriana's tool.

Week - 499

Secrets of Shiryoku: The Gift - Part One
by catlit262
Description: "Xandra," the elder Ogrin asked the Xweetok, "what on Neopia are you doing?"

Week - 500

Secrets of Shiryoku: The Gift - Part Two
by catlit262
Description: "The person who caused the fall of Faerieland has been captured, and the faeries are back to normal!"

Week - 501

Secrets of Shiryoku: The Gift - Part Three
by catlit262
Description: My instincts kicked in. Run! they told me. Run as fast as you can!

Week - 502

Secrets of Shiryoku: The Gift - Part Four
by catlit262
Description: When I regained my consciousness, I was in a cold, stone-lined room.

Week - 503

Secrets of Shiryoku: The Gift - Part Five
by catlit262
Description: Hanso grinned. "I would've told you about it earlier, Brynn, but then that would defeat the purpose of calling it a secret hideout..."

Week - 504

Secrets of Shiryoku: The Gift - Part Six
by catlit262
Description: We knew that we had to leave. We still had a chance to change this alternate reality if we did.

Week - 500

The SlothCo Secret Laboratory
by readsalot4211
Description: Greetings and salutations! If you are reading this, you have just purchased a SlothCO brand Secret Laboratory map.

Week - 505

Scarlet Shadow: Secrets of a Kingdom - Part One
by kathleen_kate
Description: The intruder smiled. By morning, the Princess would find the book, and more importantly, read the tale it held...

Week - 506

Scarlet Shadow: Secrets of a Kingdom - Part Two
by kathleen_kate
Description: "I know because I've dealt with pirates before," she replied curtly.

Kiel's eyes widened. "You what?!"


Week - 507

Scarlet Shadow: Secrets of a Kingdom - Part Three
by kathleen_kate
Description: "Ready to leave?" Shade asked, watching the Aisha as he tested the balance of his blade.

Week - 508

Scarlet Shadow: Secrets of a Kingdom - Part Four
by kathleen_kate
Description: "And as for that," he continued, pointing at the book clasped in Cenoal's hand, "I don't know where you got it, but I've been looking for that thing for the better part of twenty years."

Week - 509

Scarlet Shadow: Secrets of a Kingdom - Part Five
by kathleen_kate
Description: Kelland was speechless for a moment, then replied, "I have no sister, My Lady."

Week - 510

Scarlet Shadow: Secrets of a Kingdom - Part Six
by kathleen_kate
Description: All four of the heroes who sat at the council rose quickly, darting toward the three archways that sat at the end of the Council Chamber.

Week - 505

The Secret Life of an Aspiring Neopian Times Writer
by sheena_baby_the_cat
Description: Well, I guess it's not a secret anymore...

Week - 506

The Secret Recipe to Making a Successful Guild
by indicula
Description: Guilds are one of the most exciting parts of Neopets! They are often homes not only to fun activities and events but close friendships, memorable conversations and inside jokes.

Week - 515

Snow-B-Gone: Munching Secrets and How to Use Them
by eggo__mini92
Description: Some tactics that can be advantageous if used well and with luck.

Week - 524

The Secrets Behind Governor Gavril McGill
by kaddiez
Description: Months ago, back in July, a very memorable event happened. A giant squid emerged from the depths of the unknown, wrapped its enormous tentacles around Krawk Island and pulled it down into the sea...

Week - 531

Secrets of the Faeries: Jhudora
by futurevetpet
Description: The grass crunched beneath Jhudora's feet as she began to walk through the forest behind her bluff. She had been coming here for a very long time...

Week - 534

Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part One
by cloudpuffpuff
Description: Mischief is always best done when nobody else can witness it.

Week - 535

Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part Two
by cloudpuffpuff
Description: "We need supplies for a dangerous mission like this one!" Treaphie exclaimed...

Week - 536

Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part Three
by cloudpuffpuff
Description: And Kasthie... oh, no. She was being grasped tightly around both of her skinny little wrists. An Orange Blumaroo was the culprit. He wore a cloak that looked like night without stars, a black so deep that no light could make it bright.

He smiled, displaying two pointy fangs.


Week - 537

Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part Four
by cloudpuffpuff
Description: Sure enough, Toupahz looked skeptical. "Saving Neopia?" she scoffed. "From what?"

Week - 538

Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part Five
by cloudpuffpuff
Description: "I know you are there," she hissed, and the babies held their breath. "The Dark is my element. I can sense when it is disturbed by unwanted visitors."

Week - 539

Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part Six
by cloudpuffpuff
Description: "We demand to see Fyora!" said a Water Faerie angrily. "It's an emergency!"

Week - 540

Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part Seven
by cloudpuffpuff
Description: Kolyae looked up at his group. Queen Nabile picked the Chomby up and gazed expectantly at King Altador. "Well?" she asked him. "Where do we start?"

Week - 541

Baby Adventures: The Secret Note - Part Eight
by cloudpuffpuff
Description: "I believe Jhudora alone knows where they are," Fyora told her.

Week - 536

Secrets of the Fountain Faerie Revealed!
by rock_star_megs
Description: A detailed look into what the Fountain Faerie does when she’s not handing out quests.

Week - 543

Tour Through Neopia's Secrets
by bwgreen13
Description: Learn about a few of Neopia's secret unlisted locations, like Jelly W- *gack*!

Week - 547

Five Secrets You Didn't Know About Sabre-X
by dr_tomoe
Description: There is more to Sabre-X than meets the eye. It turns out that Tyrannia's resident Omelette Defender has some secrets that almost no one knows about.

Week - 562

A Zombie's Guide to Chocolate
by ancientsecrets
Description: Over the hundred odd years of my existence, I have noticed many zombies and ghost Neopians believe chocolate doesn't really appeal to them. It's too sweet. The chocolate shapes are too cute...

Week - 564

The Colorful Aisha and the Secret Lab
by star138
Description: It was an incredibly foolish risk to take, but as Nayha followed the path laid out by the worn, wrinkled map she held, she knew she would not turn back.

Week - 571

Shadowy Secrets: The Beginning
by zoey_271996
Description: I stared up at the night's autumn moon. Almost full, I noted.

Week - 585

Secretary-General Condemns War in Tyrannia
by neomonorail
Description: "The Thieves Guild, The Sway, The Order of the Red Erisim, The Brute Squad, and the Awakened are particularly untrustworthy due to their unethical practices, cult-like activities and following, and / or magical mischief..."

Week - 586

Sir Reginel and the Case of the Secret Admirer
by coco_bella
Description: While the lettering on the door was backwards from where I was sitting, to people standing it front of it the words were clear: "Sir Reginel; Private Investigator".

Week - 588

Family Secrets - An Interview with Grandma Boochi
by chaotizitaet
Description: Boochi is no orphan without any ties in Neopia – something I had foolishly assumed, as it would explain nicely why this tiny Bruce tries to turn others into babies as it would give him new playmates to ease his solitary existence –, but is member of a large family headed by an elderly Bruce whom everybody in the family simply calls Grandma Boochi.

Week - 592

Reasons to Speed-Train into the Secret Ninja School
by chrystal_218
Description: Do you think the Secret Ninja School is only for super strong pets and it's too early for you to think about it? Well, that's not true.

Idea by silly_mistake


Week - 597

The Governor's Secret
by purple_rach
Description: You are only as good as your last success. It didn't matter to this scurvy lot that he, Harnigold, was the most successful pirate ever to sail the seas of Neopia.

Week - 600

Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part One
by ssjelitegirl
Description: "Willing to endure fierce storms and the persecution of all kingdoms of Neopia in exchange fer a few handfuls o' dubloons?"

Art by ssjelitegirl


Week - 601

Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part Two
by ssjelitegirl
Description: "In a way she's more of a pirate than any of us will ever be. She used to work as an auditor of sorts in the royal fleet of Meridell..."

Art by ssjelitegirl


Week - 602

Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part Three
by ssjelitegirl
Description: "We've certainly been meeting a lot of exciting people today," Shad said. The newcomer grinned slightly – which in terms of a Lupe means that all her fangs were visible...

Art by ssjelitegirl


Week - 603

Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part Four
by ssjelitegirl
Description: "Our co-pirates haven't been all that bad so far, which could of course turn around any minute, but I like to stay optimistic..."

Art by ssjelitegirl


Week - 604

Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part Five
by ssjelitegirl
Description: "No idea, it was pitch black," said Saura, staring down at the Cybunny's hands. Each fist was bigger than his head. "You're, um, the ship's doctor?"

Art by ssjelitegirl


Week - 605

Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part Six
by ssjelitegirl
Description: Shad had given it a bit of thought. "Well, Scarblade is clearly in on it..."

Art by ssjelitegirl


Week - 606

Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part Seven
by ssjelitegirl
Description: A very slight murmur of voices could be heard when standing just outside the door to Scarblade's cabin. In fact, if you were to stand there with a glass against the door, you could probably have eavesdropped pretty easily, assuming you were the sort to spy on Captain Scarblade in broad daylight...

Art by ssjelitegirl


Week - 607

Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part Eight
by ssjelitegirl
Description: Darkness fell on the Revenge like a heavy cloud. When Scarblade had announced to the crew that the threat had been contained and pacified, there'd been a good deal of celebrating and when pirates celebrate, they do it thoroughly.

Art by ssjelitegirl


Week - 608

Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part Nine
by ssjelitegirl
Description: Days passed. The two brothers had set up a little camp in the depths of the ship between a number of crates. It was actually fairly comfortable, if not for the constant fear for their lives hanging over their heads.

Art by ssjelitegirl


Week - 609

Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part Ten
by ssjelitegirl
Description: "We'll need to steal a boat. We don't have the money to buy one and I doubt anyone will hitch us a ride."

Art by ssjelitegirl


Week - 605

Squid Slippers - Secrets of the Ice Powerup
by cosmicfire918
Description: Huh, what's this?

Week - 609

The Secret of the Mystery Island Heads
by alex9292
Description: What a beautiful relic of Neopian history!

Week - 623

Amanda's Secret: Captured Ixi
by broncogirl6
Description: None of us knew she worked for Dr. Sloth, and she was a top worker for him...

Week - 633

Book of Secrets
by flames_unleashed
Description: "Hey, kid." Endler froze. "Yeah, you, the spotted Gelert. Kid, are you even listening to me?"

Week - 636

The Discovery of the Secret Tunnel
by stararan
Description: A story that explains the link between Tyrannia and Moltara...

Week - 635

The REAL "Secret" Training
by irasshai
Description: Do it for the gains - Swolenoids

Week - 637

The Secret Life of a Supernova
by invalid
Description: What's up there?

Week - 644

Usuki Singing Stars #18: Sparkles' Secret Society
by downrightdude
Description: A pink Kacheek ran over to Sparkles and grabbed her arm. "Sparkles, there you are! Come on, we have to go to the Soup Kitchen or else we won't be able to ladle soup to the elderly pets!"

Week - 649

Secrets of Yooyuball: Power-up Paradigms
by sasaki_kyomi
Description: Their inner workings are a mystery to those of us in the stands, but luckily, some of Yooyuball's most prominent players agreed to sit down with us to shed some light on these infamous game-changers.

Week - 649

Slushie Slinger Secrets
by amelia_124
Description: Just how does that thing work, anyway?

Week - 649

Secret of the Petpet Laboratory
by junis19
Description: 3, 2, 1...

Week - 657

Secrets of Pet Trading
by iluvmeezerkatz
Description: Do you have a dream pet that feels impossible to reach?

Week - 663

The Super Secret Club: New Neighbour
by xpninja
Description: In the garden of number forty eight, Rainbow Lane, Neopia Central, stands a tree house. But this is not just any treehouse.

Week - 664

Shop Wizard Secrets
by absdafabs
Description: Given his history, when I was offered an exclusive interview with the Shop Wizard himself, I jumped at the chance.

Week - 666

The Meerca Chase Secret
by catmegami
Description: "And when we are all completely exhausted from Meerca Chase, what does Mr. Genius suggest? Let's go down the hole in the secret level! There must be something exciting down there!"

Week - 666

Weird Shop Wiz Secrets!
by indulgences
Description: Every player on the Neopets website has used the Shop Wizard at least one time in their Neopets careers.

Week - 667

Halloween's Moon: Toshu's Dark Secret
by star_mama_408
Description: Sweet like candy, timid but bright. That is, until this Aisha meets the full Halloween Moon's light.

Week - 668

Brightvale's Biggest Secret
by skutterbotched
Description: I've discovered one of the darker secrets of the University and, rather than going ahead on my own, brought my dear sister, Amulatt, with me.

Week - 672

Super Secret Club: The Cookie Crumb Trail
by xpninja
Description: In the garden of number forty eight, Rainbow Lane, Neopia Central, stands a tree house. But this is not just any treehouse. This treehouse is the headquarters of the Super Secret Club.

Week - 674

Super Secret Club: Festive Follies
by xpninja
Description: Today, the Super Secret Club has temporarily relocated to Al's living room. Vyla is untangling a string of colourful lights. Taros is draping glittery tinsel over every surface. Al himself is keeping a watchful eye over the plate of cookies...

Week - 675

Secret Lives of the Shopkeepers: Terror Mountain
by purplejellystalker
Description: What exactly do the shopkeepers of Neopia do in their spare time besides run their shops?

Week - 677

The Secret of.... Magma Kiko
by tigerkitten41
Description: Why is it always so hot here?

Week - 685

Super Secret Club: Nightmare Cousins
by xpninja
Description: It takes them a moment to realise that there is no shout of excitement as they make their entrance, or the sound of tiny feet on the path, racing out to meet them. Something must be very wrong.

Week - 685

The Secret to It Is...
by skutterbotched
Description: It’s tough, being the new guy. Even if I’ve been on the team for eight years

Week - 692

Super Secret Club: The Great Cookie Caper
by xpninja
Description: The Kacheek prances off, towards the kitchen, where Al knows the magic happens. Seconds later, a loud cry of horror interrupts the quiet hum of chatter in the quiet bakery. The Super Secret Club leap to their feet, racing to where the Breadmaster is standing in the doorway.

“My famous cookie recipe! It’s …It’s gone!”


Week - 695

The Secret Life of a Weak Bottled Faerie
by sevengelina
Description: Weak Bottle Faeries - pet owners of Neopia think nothing of us, really. In our home, we can’t send you on quests or wait for you in a beautiful glade. Sure, we bless you with a special power that can help in battle, and be a really good night light when it gets dark. But for the most part, we simply sit, wait, and wish to be uncorked

For the most part.


Week - 697

The Secret Lives of Invisible Pets
by katzam
Description: With a little saving you could have your very own invisible pet! However, it’s just possible that when you paint your pet, a little more goes on than you had first expected…

Week - 699

Neopia's Secret Villains: Part One
by asparagation
Description: Neopia is filled with hundreds of characters. These characters range from brave heroes to dastardly villains, and everything in between. There’s one problem though – not all villains are recognised as the true villains that they are.

Week - 700

Neopia's Secret Villains: Part Two
by asparagation
Description: Neopia is filled with hundreds of characters. These characters range from brave heroes to dastardly villains, and everything in between. There’s one problem though – not all villains are recognised as the true villains that they are.

Week - 700

Super Secret Club Special: Septuacentennial Struggle
by xpninja
Description: In the garden of number forty eight, Rainbow Lane, Neopia Central, stands a tree house. But this is not just any treehouse. This treehouse is the headquarters-

“No, that’s not right.”

The girl in the spinny office chair exhales irritably, scribbling out the lines she’s just written.


Week - 701

Neopia's Secret Villains: Part Three
by asparagation
Description: Neopia is filled with hundreds of characters. These characters range from brave heroes to dastardly villains, and everything in between. There’s one problem though – not all villains are recognised as the true villains that they are.

Week - 705

Super Secret Club: Halloween Havoc
by xpninja
Description: Summer has passed Neopia by: The once-green leaves have been replaced by a rainbow of reds, oranges and yellows. Carts of vegetables line the streets, peddled by stallholders who have ditched their sunglasses and sandals in favour of scarves and the occasional woolly hat. Shop after shop is bursting with seasonal decorations. Yes, it is most definitely autumn in Neopia Central.

Week - 707

Secrets of the Negg Faerie
by roxanna203
Description: It's full of secrets.

Also by: melovechias


Week - 715

Secrets of the DMBGPoP
by heroed
Description: The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo of Prosperity has been an unquestioned part of the Faerieland landscape for nearly a decade. In recent years, it has become part of many Neopians' daily routine, bringing joy and the occasional free plushie. Despite its popularity, however, few know anything about the plushie, choosing not to look a gift Uni in the mouth. Fortunately, if there is one thing I'm good at, it's asking questions.

Week - 715

The Secret Behind the Wishing Well
by butterfly7672
Description: I’m pretty sure we all know the Wishing Well. Remember that old well you used to stand by in Neopia Central, aimlessly dropping countless coins in while muttering about a Faerie Paint Brush? Well, I’m here to prove to you that it’s not as magical and innocent as it seems. Yes, it might seem crazy now, but I’m telling you- that well isn’t what it seems to be.

Week - 715

The NT's Best Secret -- Until Today!
by certifiabletrash
Description: Country music and Aishas -- 100% guaranteed to tip the scale in your favor!

Also by minnesotan


Week - 718

“Like the Battledome, but a Bit Friendlier”: An Investigation of Secret Competitions
by peacelovebliss
Description: But before I could get up to leave the coffee shop to find inspiration for another poem to submit to the Poetry Contest, I witnessed a strange and even unusual occurrence. I was unprepared for what happened as an Elderlygirl Xweetok ordering at the counter, met the gaze of a small Krawk who was entering the premises.

Week - 719

Super Secret Club: The Valentine's Venture
by xpninja
Description: Now that Christmas is over, the tinsel is down. Ornaments have been packed away for another year. Snow has transformed into rain. Everything is back to normal.

Well, it was, until about a week ago. The shop owners of Neopia Central seem to have conspired together. Now, the streets are exploding with hearts, bunches of flowers, and reams of red and pink fabric and lace.


Week - 721

Secretly Available or Just Showing Off? The NCC Guide to “Not UFT” Lists
by rayoceanweaver
Description: Trading Neocash items can be a tricky business. The NCC (Neocash Chat) board is one of the friendliest places on the site, but the very nature of trading items that cost real money makes for frequently contentious issues. One of these issues is the existence of “not UFT”, or closet, lists.

Week - 724

The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 1
by tigerkitten41
Description: Too good to be true.

Week - 726

The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 2
by tigerkitten41
Description: How did you not hear me?

Week - 729

The 5 Secrets of Winning Mynci Beach Volleyball!
by feedthefrog
Description: In many other Neopets games, you need about 40% luck and 60% skill. But for Mynci Beach Volleyball, it is 99% SKILL and 1% luck. That is why many people still struggle to get the avatar (you need a score of 800+ for that), let alone winning a gold trophy.

Week - 729

The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 3
by tigerkitten41
Description: Wait, what? Why are we here?

Week - 730

The Secrets of a Dark Faerie
by joslucca3000
Description: Yeah... The Greatest cause of all.

Week - 731

The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 4
by tigerkitten41
Description: I'm not sure that was really a bargain...

Week - 734

Super Secret Club: The Cup Card Calamity
by xpninja
Description: Late spring is a special time in Neopia Central. A time that creeps up ever so slowly, like a thief in the night. It begins with whisperings on playgrounds, streets, in parks and offices. Out come the cards, hastily swapped beneath desks, and surreptitiously purchased beneath shop counters. And then, when it can’t wait any longer, Neopia explodes.

Week - 734

The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 5
by tigerkitten41
Description: Well this was anticlimactic

Week - 736

Secrets of Yooyuball: Trials of a Trade
by sasaki_kyomi
Description: A player trade can bring salvation to an Altador Cup team or doom it to the dregs of last place. As anyone knows after eleven years of fevered competition, team loyalty is a big deal out in the audience, and conflicting emotions run high when a treasured star is traded to another team.

Week - 740

The Techo Master's Secret
by vanillerrybeitje
Description: Eeee oooo

Also by yashasvika


Week - 744

The Secret of the Faerie Quests
by aethelar
Description: A collectable card. A toy ball. A stick of red lipstick.

These are all items that the questing faeries may ask for to complete their spells, but how on earth can these things be of any use?


Week - 744

Illusen's Secret Valentine
by trilce
Description: Wait, what?!!

Week - 750

S750 Kreludan Defender Robot's Secret Pastime
by pinksrainbow
Description: *Blush*

Also by Lyndsey4657 and _starryeyedsurprise_


Week - 753

Secret Avatars - Your Pet's Nightmare!
by suojelius
Description: Again?!

Week - 763

Jhudoras Secret
by djleclair
Description: Beware the Bluff! Some Neopets have reported that, in the dark of night, Jhudora has been spotted on her bluff chanting and dropping items into a cauldron of bubbling green liquid. No Neopet, however, has ever dared ask her about it, and most likely, none ever will. Neopets who ask too many questions about Jhudora tend to... disappear.

Also by blackroseofwisdom


Week - 766

The Dark Adventure
by sanamm
Description: Mena nervously looked at the window - she would have to jump...it was her only option. She looked at her wings, torn from the earlier battle against the dark faerie. There was no way she'd be able to fly her way out but it was her only option. That was her escape.

Also by admonisher and thesecretiveonetwo


Week - 767

NeoPaper: Vandagyre's Secret
by mbredboy31
Description: Haven't you wondered about that...?

Also by purple_articuno


Week - 768

Secret Valentines
by icanhaskaila
Description: Uh Oh...

Week - 771

A Secret Mission in Moltara: Part One
by greenj12356
Description: “From our intel we know that the Lupe-Gelert Group has set up this research facility to look into new and destructive Battledome weapons. We cannot allow that to happen. The LuGe is already in talks with the combatant groups fighting over the Obelisk in Tyrannia. If one group gets their hands on this new Battledome weapon who knows what will happen when they will be able to control the Obelisk indefinitely. We need you to sneak in there and to destroy their plans.”

Week - 773

A Secret Mission in Moltara: Part Two
by greenj12356
Description: “Thanks, now just to find that weapon and destroy it,” Cobra said as he readjusted his headset. He then nodded to Korco and slithered back the way he came, the scientists still oblivious to him.

Week - 772

Blossoms ~ Secrets: Part One
by twillieblossom
Description: Long before even my time...

Week - 773

Blossoms ~ Secrets Pt.2
by twillieblossom
Description: Sentries were found and picked from all around the world...

Week - 774

Blossoms ~ Secrets Pt. 3
by twillieblossom
Description: She knew Taelia well, so she trusted her...

Week - 775

Blossoms~ Secrets pt.4
by twillieblossom
Description: I couldn't tell you exactly what happened...

Week - 776

Blossoms~ Secrets pt.5
by twillieblossom
Description: History lesson number one.

Week - 777

Breadmaster's Secret to a Successful Easter Party
by samsimmer
Description: Thank you, Breadmaster, for sharing this incredible find! Readers, please look below to find the key to throwing a successful Easter party!

Week - 777

Blossoms~ Secrets pt.6
by twillieblossom
Description: Lock the pantry!

Week - 778

Blossoms~ Secrets pt.7
by twillieblossom
Description: No take backs.

Week - 779

Blossoms~ Secrets End
by twillieblossom
Description: No turning around.

Week - 784

The Good and Bad of Visiting the Secret Laboratory
by hallie035
Description: Let’s say you have saved some NP and are looking for a good way to spend it. Why not try the secret laboratory?

Week - 784

Hidden Secrets of the Hidden Tower
by katietease
Description: Since Fyora Day is here, this piece will dive into the unlocking the secrets of the Hidden Tower and talking a bit about what exactly can be found there.

Week - 789

Secret Lab Ray Surprise
by xprecious
Description: What might you turn into next? Oh, the possibilities...

Week - 796

Top Secret Smoothie Recipes!
by happyinengland
Description: Cheers to a great Summer! *clinks glass*

Week - 798

Kelp Restaurant: The Secret Recipes
by happyinengland
Description: Secret menu? Please. We've got all the answers right here...

Week - 813

The Secret of Keep Out Island
by alvissofcaldia
Description: It was a dark and stormy night as a Wraith Xweetok rowed his boat to Keep Out Island – as the locals call it. The island itself was tucked behind Krawk Island – a large sign with the words “KEEP OUT!” was flapping in the wind – the sign was what kept locals from going to the island...

Week - 839

The secret of Elvin
by itsume_tao
Description: The kiko is pop

Week - 890

The Secret Avatar: Opinions That No One Wanted
by bouncyhanyou
Description: This submission contains Parts 1, 2 and 3 of this article series!

Week - 893

Balthazar's Secret
by dianalovee
Description: The truth about Extreme Herder

Week - 896

The Secrets TNT Doesn't Want Us to Know
by calcious_lalo
Description: Many of us are aware that behind Neopia there’s a team of hardworking people bringing us stability and moderation whenever it’s needed, along with a bunch of mischievous Meepits waiting for a chance to submerge everything into chaos and bugs… a lot of bugs. However, there’s also a lot of stuff TNT is hiding for us, so users don’t get an advantage over other players.

Week - 898

The Secret Life of Petpets
by erika_1998_101
Description: The dangers of dancing

Week - 900

Secrets of a Delivery Weewoo
by pikcel
Description: One Weewoo's expert tips on how to get published in the Neopian Times!

Week - 902

Leon Lupe and the Secrets of Happy Valley
by singintomymouth
Description: Leon Lupe stared into the black-brown depths of his unsweetened borovan. He sat in a little diner that was the locals’ best kept secret here in Happy Valley – a valley whose name could not be more deceptive that day...

Week - 907

Ndomi's Secret Lost Desert Mission
by drgnswor
Description: Ndomi the Green Gelert sets off into The Lost Desert to complete a task for Princess Sankara

Week - 909

A Kikos Secret
by wolf_love4_life
Description: I'm sorry I asked

Week - 927

Usuki Singing Stars #52: Scary's Secret Admirer
by downrightdude
Description: “Great! Can this terrible day get even worse??” Scary slammed her locker shut...

Week - 928

The Secret Operation
by rhagna
Description: The coast is clear! Begin the operation!

Week - 929

The Secrets of the Magma Pool
by profebest
Description: "Only those well-versed in the ways of Moltara are permitted to enter the Pool." Collab with plagne

Week - 941

Kaia's Secret
by essees
Description: Kaia stood at the foot of Shenkuu’s largest cave, young and determined. Whispers of the cave’s magical powers had tickled Kaia’s ears throughout her childhood, captivating her with stories of the mystical beings that supposedly lived at the cave’s heart...

Week - 951

Secrets of Professional Battledomers
by np_faeries
Description: Step 1: Building a Reliable Weapon Set Collab with 108050

Week - 952

Neojutsu, Secret of the Stones
by cazcazig
Description: Ryshu the Nimmo seeks out the Island Mystic for information regarding the next Guardian of the Training School.

Week - 962

The Secrets of "High Tier" UC Trading
by faelyne
Description: "I want to share all my secrets about how to get what you want out of the elusive and difficult to navigate Tier 9."

Week - 966

The Secrets of "Mid Tier" UC Trading
by faelyne
Description: So many Neopians have been lost in regards to trying to obtain their dream pets! I'd love to share my experiences: Pt 2!

Week - 964

AC's End - Yooyus' Secrets and Advantages
by dollsuki
Description: Keep these handy for next year! collab with aninha_morango and marinamilford

Week - 968

The Secret Origin of Magical Chia Pops
by purplekat20
Description: This is the secret origin story of how magical chia pops were created.

Week - 970

Una historia no contada del laboratorio secreto
by romina_r
Description: Quiero cambiarme el color. Collab with Krowkano

Week - 976

Le secret de la mer
by petitehirondelline
Description: "L’étendue bleue qui ondulait à perte de vue devant Ferita la révulsait..."

Week - 982

Secret Origins of the Factory
by surging
Description: "Many have heard of the fabled Grundo known as 'The Grundo Thief' – as if he does not have a name..."

Week - 991

A Kadoatie's Secret
by tatyanne
Description: Here is what one little Kadoatie does with items she receives in the Kadoatery.

Week - 1004

What's your Secret Faerie Type?
by magyk4
Description: In honour of Illusen Day, what better way is there to celebrate than to find out what type of Faerie you would be!

Week - 1010

Secret of the Sphinx
by blackghoulmon
Description: "The Lost Desert is such an old land that most Neopians know very little about its history. And even a single discovery can upend years of research. Those of us who live there, like me, have seen history change drastically as..."

Week - 1013

The Kadoatery Secret
by caticulated
Description: It's all a lie...

Week - 1018

The Void Within: Secret Word Puzzle
by youi234
Description: Find out what's in store!

Week - 1018

The Secret to Apple Bobbing
by dragonair23
Description: Today was a good day for apple bobbing. The warm summer weather had transitioned into the first bitter chill of autumn, and the change in season brought with it a fresh batch of tourists.

Week - 1019

The Secret to Apple Bobbing
by dragonair23
Description: Vandebart wakes just as the sky starts to lighten from black to a dull grey—the only sign that the sun, hidden by the Haunted Wood’s dense treeline, has risen.

Week - 1020

The Secret to Apple Bobbing
by dragonair23
Description: A thin drizzle of rain comes down the next morning, blanketing the town in an even denser amount of fog than usual. Bart, paying no mind to the weather, stands outside of his canopy in a fruitless attempt to draw in passerby.

Week - 1021

The Secret to Apple Bobbing
by dragonair23
Description: Ladies, gentlemen, and gentlefolks, I am nothing if not an honest man…” Vandebart intones, committing the words to memory as he enters the Soapbox.

Week - 1026

Moltaran Secrets: Weewoos and the Magma Pool
by kalosis
Description: Welcome to Moltara, a land located 7,000 feet below sea level, near the planet's core. Collab with profebest

Week - 1042

Secret Admirer
by kennaalana
Description: Surprise!

Week - 1045

The Secret Halloween Bash
by greencheese79
Description: It was a beautiful, sunny Autumn day. Perfect even to the most seasonal enthusiasts, meeting each of the staples that make the season so great...Collab with kindnessx

Week - 1048

The Secrets Of The Advent Calendar
by hakkeke0909
Description: Oh Reinaaaa!

Week - 1050

The Weewoos' Secret Mission
by krystellarina
Description: Small Weewoos, big secrets...

Week - 1054

Kanrik and the Secret Library
by cibola
Description: Kanrik pushed hard on the door once, twice... CRACK! The hinges came apart and vines holding the door closed finally snapped. Collab with notooryous

Week - 1059

Secrets Lives of Petpets
by flames_unleashed
Description: What do they really talk about during a get-together? Collab with a_panda_bear & hannahrose__

Week - 1061

The Crumpetmonger’s Quiet Secret
by schneiderdornroschen
Description: Rarely do poets hide what their hands or hearts desire, Each sweet I crave I bury deep, lest gossip's flame catch fire.

 
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