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A Day in the Life of a Health Nut

"That's right, class! Today is National Neopian Job-Shadowing day, a day that invites you to follow a working Neopian on a work day to see what their career is like."

by lassie_nikki
Broken Dreams

I remember one time when it wasn't that way. When it was just me, just me and MomÖ

by aikomizu92
Getting Rid of Zara

Little frowned. "Momma, aren't you going to help me find Zara?" he asked...

by broadwaybaby986
A Bad Dream

"Ha. No matter how hard every pirate acts, they are a total softie about makeup."

by anna_invincible
A Gift From the Doomed

"We really don't have too much of a choice, ZuBuxu. The Ferryman's last boat ride of the week is tonight..."

by xxnekoninjaxx
My Friends, My Family, and Me

You are probably wondering why I, a once beautiful red Acara, now dingy, unkempt, and dirt poor, am standing in line in the Soup Kitchen...

by feliscata
Chronicles of the Mahirmai Khan: Lost

Lazily, Raghidmab debated whether it was worth the effort to walk down the hill to the creek for a drink. Thirst finally won over lethargy...

by nimras23
Chaos

I barely had time to put my Usuki back on the bookshelf before I managed to catch nearly all of them, but a few of my prized possessions smashed on contact with the solid wooden floor...

by kindheartedfairy
Scaring Simohn

Not every Halloween Blumaroo is good at scaring other neopets...

by blumaroocrazy21
The Phantom of 1000 Tombs

"I don't know if that means there would be treasure there, Zaqa," Meti murmured, looking slightly afraid...

by anjie
The Downfall of Altador

Today was a festival for the heroes of Altador, celebrating their accomplishments and triumphs that they did for their homeland. It was taking place in the Hall of Heroes...

by wingsofblindlove
The Star of Friendship

Her purple faerie wings fluttered every once in a while, and her violet hair was only slightly disheveled. But this was only on the outside. Inside, the Faerie Queen was furious...

by ezparanza
 
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"Getting Rid of Zara" by broadwaybaby986
I rolled my eyes. More talk about Zara, Little's imaginary Ona. "It's too early for growing Yurbles to be up and playing. Go back to sleep, honey." Little growled at me, hoping it would make me think he was tougher than he really was...




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Random Contests We Hope to Not See
You can find it in fields, decorate your neohome with it, paint your petís petpet dung, and should you even be daring enough, you can even eat it with a wide range of dung delicacies. But would you want it to be art as well?

Also by seth_z

by silentbutterfly


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The Vanishing Books
Why are all the puffs of smoke multicolored!!??

by evilsierraassassin

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How The Drenched Came To Be: Part Six
"You should stay. There's nothing left for you in Maraqua. King Kelpbeard will never allow you back now that you've talked to us..."

by ewagon

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Unquenchable: Part Four
With a shock, he realized that every face was turned toward him. And unless there was something he didnít see, they didnít look terribly kind anymore...

by haannsolo

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Completely Silly and Insane
Poor, poor Oldek.

by magickrystal32

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Hiss...terical?
Some pets are so not funny it's funny... hehe

by jbear113



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