|Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
||Issue: 238 | 5th day of Hunting, Y8
|A Day in the Life of a Health Nut"That's right, class! Today is National Neopian
Job-Shadowing day, a day that invites you to follow a working Neopian on a work
day to see what their career is like." |
|Broken DreamsI remember one time when it wasn't that way. When it was just me,
just me and MomÖ|
|Getting Rid of ZaraLittle frowned. "Momma, aren't you going to
help me find Zara?" he asked...|
|A Bad Dream"Ha. No matter how hard every pirate acts, they
are a total softie about makeup."|
|A Gift From the Doomed"We really don't have too much of a choice,
ZuBuxu. The Ferryman's last boat ride of the week is tonight..."|
|My Friends, My Family, and MeYou are probably wondering why I, a once beautiful
red Acara, now dingy, unkempt, and dirt poor, am standing in line in the Soup
|Chronicles of the Mahirmai Khan: LostLazily, Raghidmab debated whether it was worth
the effort to walk down the hill to the creek for a drink. Thirst finally won
|ChaosI barely had time to put my Usuki back on the bookshelf before
I managed to catch nearly all of them, but a few of my prized possessions smashed
on contact with the solid wooden floor...|
|Scaring SimohnNot every Halloween Blumaroo is good at scaring other neopets...|
|The Phantom of 1000 Tombs"I don't know if that means there would be treasure
there, Zaqa," Meti murmured, looking slightly afraid...|
|The Downfall of AltadorToday was a festival
for the heroes of Altador, celebrating their accomplishments and triumphs that
they did for their homeland. It was taking place in the Hall of Heroes...|
|The Star of FriendshipHer purple faerie wings fluttered every once in a while,
and her violet hair was only slightly disheveled. But this was only on the outside.
Inside, the Faerie Queen was furious...|
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|Random Contests We Hope to Not See|
find it in fields, decorate your neohome with it, paint your petís petpet dung,
and should you even be daring enough, you can even eat it with a wide range
of dung delicacies. But would you want it to be art as well?
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|The Joys of Basic Coloured Pets|
Basic coloured pets keep your everyday life and schedule in order and intact.
Donít you believe me? Here are some common problems people face with a painted
|Return of the Double Agent: Part Six|
This was something hard to resist, especially for a curious agent like her.
Completely forgetting about going back to her room, Cylene stealthily slipped
inside, her eyes surveying the area for anyone who may be spying on her...
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