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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Don't take more pets than you can handle. Don't let your heart be bigger than your head.

A Meepit's Plea

Dear Neopian, Being a Meepit is not easy. The constant petting, hugging, and adoration from Meepit fans is not what we really want. I am writing to you, the average Neopian, on behalf of all the Meepits – we do not wish to be embraced, nor do we want to be adored by you. All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for?

Altador Talk

I've noticed something rather interesting about this plot board. Whatever you need, you can get it here. From ways to keep busy until the next clue and annoying jokers help with the latest constellation, the Altador chat has it all. I suppose I'll start with a briefing on the various ways we've come up with for keeping busy. See, with this plot...

How to Win the RC

When it comes to having fun in Neopia, randomness rules! Never the same contest twice, the Random Contest is the only competition that everyone has a shot at winning. That's right, everyone! Any age, any talent, any anything! Every week the contest changes and an exciting new challenge is put forth. Maybe next week it will center around...

Other Stories
"Chaos" by kindheartedfairy
The rope dragged all of the glass items off the shelf, and I barely had time to put my Usuki back on the bookshelf before I managed to catch nearly all of them, but a few of my prized possessions smashed on contact with the solid wooden floor...

"Getting Rid of Zara" by broadwaybaby986
I rolled my eyes. More talk about Zara, Little's imaginary Ona. "It's too early for growing Yurbles to be up and playing. Go back to sleep, honey." Little growled at me, hoping it would make me think he was tougher than he really was...

"The Phantom of 1000 Tombs" by anjie
The book was old, held tightly in the paw of Meti, a small Plushie Draik. A dreamy expression was fixed upon his face, his thoughts overcome with fantasies of adventures in far away lands. With wonder and awe, he read aloud from the tome...

Venture Forth

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The Joys of Basic Coloured Pets
Basic coloured pets keep your everyday life and schedule in order and intact. Dont you believe me? Here are some common problems people face with a painted pet.

by daburro


Eggs or Neggs?
Are neggs more nutritious than eggs? Can eggs be as pretty as neggs? There are a lot of questions we would like to have answered...

by twiddl3d33


Land of Pacman
*drools* Now all we need is custard!

by pacmanite


Boochi Attacks!
Don't let your Pteri out of sight when Boochi's about...

by littlemisskirby


Tropical Tragedy: Search for the Jungly Jem: Part Two
As we approached the bamboo door, it sprung open magically. To me, it was scary. Doors arent supposed to shoot open without anyone pushing it...

by cheopspyramid

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