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Kad Come Back

What goes around comes around.

by xstubbsi_rulesx
Hungry Grarrl

I HATE lollypops.

by houndourka
Clash of the Pink Bobble-Heads

Now, play nice...

Also by xpropugnator

by gliderames

Absolute Randomness

Talk about a big appetite.

by cinzia19
Journeys of Meridell

How can I phrase this politely?

by prismfire
Boochi Attacks!

Don't let your Pteri out of sight when Boochi's about...

by littlemisskirby
Notions and Nonsense

Soupersize me!

Art by peri0neo

by patjade

Jelly Burrito

Dood, I'm insane. o.o

by subzeroace
Finding Constellations

How to find the constellations...

by riddle_twins
Unhinged

What? I see no 'Natural Talent'...

by sharkies
The Pet Patrol Revolution - Expressions

Express yourself.

by neo_tomi
And the Meepits Outgrabe

*chomp*

by kittylin
"Say what?"

Nah...

Also by kevinneo1328

by leeloo18

Zeh Cute One:// Cry of the Xweetok

"We often let out a battle cry of 'chirka! chirka! chirka!' before rushing at our opponent."

Idea by drewcr2525

by glowing_banana

Slorg Randomness

Improvise!

Also by brymax406

by tashni

Cooking Secrets

I. Hate. Shopping.

by ssjelitegirl
The Art of Randomness #1: Hasee Whee!

So where DOES all that fruit come from?

by flippyflop771
How to Win Battledome Fights*

*Winning not guaranteed

by krychek2001
Explosion of Flavor

It's best to defuse a bomberry before eating...

by blumaroocrazy21
Paint-a-Staff

If you get bored, buy a paint brush. XD

by linnipooh
Completely Silly and Insane

Poor, poor Oldek.

by magickrystal32
That's Just Not Right!

Something has happened!

by anjie
Questionable Taste

Dinner is SERVED!

Idea by lightningryu

by anti_doirn

Pint Sized

Quoxwood's home, Part 2: Ah, the wonders of the lab ray...

by lachtaube
A # 1 - Skeith

*shifty eyes*

by a_number_1
Sloth's Evil Master Plan

The truth has been revealed.

Also by lukeneedsatrim

by dark_exodia88

Hiss...terical?

Some pets are so not funny it's funny... hehe

by jbear113
Randomn3ss

"Talk, or the asparagus gets it!"

Idea by spunwayout

by acdc83

Orange is Love

Yum. Blueberry...

Idea by ttropicalgurl

by nirvanaxd

Elderly Pets Gone Wild

Not even Uni Shampoo can help.

by wallaroo42
Double Trouble #1

In which Junior learns a lesson.

by __silverwing__
Whoops!

It was a sad day for the Jolly Roger crew when they left Phil the intellectually challenged slorg on deck...

by gantaeno
Land of Pacman

*drools* Now all we need is custard!

by pacmanite
Brain Teasers

STOP POKING ME!

by coco_dog_92
What Grey Lupes Need

*sigh*

by cazzyae
 
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Altador Talk



I've noticed something rather interesting about this plot board. Whatever you need, you can get it here. From ways to keep busy until the next clue and annoying jokers help with the latest constellation, the Altador chat has it all. I suppose I'll start with a briefing on the various ways we've come up with for keeping busy. See, with this plot...



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Scaring Simohn
Not every Halloween Blumaroo is good at scaring other neopets...

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What You Do or Don't Know About Stan
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Meepits of Doom!
All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for?

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The Day The Plushies Took Over!: Part One
"This can't be. Where is everything? Why is it all plushie? What's wrong!"

by poopdoo134

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Night of Thade: Part Two
"Mr. Thade... I mean, Eliv, is controlling your thoughts for part of the time; surely you must know why…or have some kind of clue!"

by sallyacorn310



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