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Kad Come Back

What goes around comes around.

by xstubbsi_rulesx
Hungry Grarrl

I HATE lollypops.

by houndourka
Clash of the Pink Bobble-Heads

Now, play nice...

Also by xpropugnator

by gliderames

Absolute Randomness

Talk about a big appetite.

by cinzia19
Journeys of Meridell

How can I phrase this politely?

by prismfire
Boochi Attacks!

Don't let your Pteri out of sight when Boochi's about...

by littlemisskirby
Notions and Nonsense

Soupersize me!

Art by peri0neo

by patjade

Jelly Burrito

Dood, I'm insane. o.o

by subzeroace
Finding Constellations

How to find the constellations...

by riddle_twins

What? I see no 'Natural Talent'...

by sharkies
The Pet Patrol Revolution - Expressions

Express yourself.

by neo_tomi
And the Meepits Outgrabe


by kittylin
"Say what?"


Also by kevinneo1328

by leeloo18

Zeh Cute One:// Cry of the Xweetok

"We often let out a battle cry of 'chirka! chirka! chirka!' before rushing at our opponent."

Idea by drewcr2525

by glowing_banana

Slorg Randomness


Also by brymax406

by tashni

Cooking Secrets

I. Hate. Shopping.

by ssjelitegirl
The Art of Randomness #1: Hasee Whee!

So where DOES all that fruit come from?

by flippyflop771
How to Win Battledome Fights*

*Winning not guaranteed

by krychek2001
Explosion of Flavor

It's best to defuse a bomberry before eating...

by blumaroocrazy21

If you get bored, buy a paint brush. XD

by linnipooh
Completely Silly and Insane

Poor, poor Oldek.

by magickrystal32
That's Just Not Right!

Something has happened!

by anjie
Questionable Taste

Dinner is SERVED!

Idea by lightningryu

by anti_doirn

Pint Sized

Quoxwood's home, Part 2: Ah, the wonders of the lab ray...

by lachtaube
A # 1 - Skeith

*shifty eyes*

by a_number_1
Sloth's Evil Master Plan

The truth has been revealed.

Also by lukeneedsatrim

by dark_exodia88


Some pets are so not funny it's funny... hehe

by jbear113

"Talk, or the asparagus gets it!"

Idea by spunwayout

by acdc83

Orange is Love

Yum. Blueberry...

Idea by ttropicalgurl

by nirvanaxd

Elderly Pets Gone Wild

Not even Uni Shampoo can help.

by wallaroo42
Double Trouble #1

In which Junior learns a lesson.

by __silverwing__

It was a sad day for the Jolly Roger crew when they left Phil the intellectually challenged slorg on deck...

by gantaeno
Land of Pacman

*drools* Now all we need is custard!

by pacmanite
Brain Teasers


by coco_dog_92
What Grey Lupes Need


by cazzyae
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"The Phantom of 1000 Tombs" by anjie
The book was old, held tightly in the paw of Meti, a small Plushie Draik. A dreamy expression was fixed upon his face, his thoughts overcome with fantasies of adventures in far away lands. With wonder and awe, he read aloud from the tome...

Other Stories


The Star of Friendship
Her purple faerie wings fluttered every once in a while, and her violet hair was only slightly disheveled. But this was only on the outside. Inside, the Faerie Queen was furious...

by ezparanza


I barely had time to put my Usuki back on the bookshelf before I managed to catch nearly all of them, but a few of my prized possessions smashed on contact with the solid wooden floor...

by kindheartedfairy


Random Contests We Hope to Not See
You can find it in fields, decorate your neohome with it, paint your pet’s petpet dung, and should you even be daring enough, you can even eat it with a wide range of dung delicacies. But would you want it to be art as well?

Also by seth_z

by silentbutterfly


Kayla Lovers Unite!
Move over, Kauvara and Edna… there’s a new witch in town… Kayla! With her passion for chemistry you’ll never know what’s bubbling (or exploding) in her potion shop!

by ellen1117


The Dark Before the Dawn II: My Other Half: Part Two
I couldn’t help but think that what the doctor had told us was odd. I almost didn’t believe him. I’ve never known Sugar to place the blame on someone else if she knows it was not their fault...

by jambammer


The Five Sacred Stones of Geraptiku: Part Three
I suddenly had a vision of me discovering what happened, and even changing it. I could change the past and affect the future. I could save Geraptiku and preserve it for centuries to come...

by dan4884

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