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The Day The Plushies Took Over!: Part One

"This can't be. Where is everything? Why is it all plushie? What's wrong!"

by poopdoo134
The Path to Freedom: Part One

Sampson wasn’t good at anything. All the other pets, like their owner, were superstars. Sampson was not. He was just the normal, unpainted, lousy-at-everything pet, at least according to all the others. And what hurt Sampson the most was that they were right...

by bathschool123
The Fall of Qasala: Part One

“My spies tell me that their ruler, Princess Amira, apparently isn’t content with just Sakhmet. She has this idea that she rules over the entire Desert. To enforce her rule, she’s sent out armies to conquer any ‘renegade cities’ that might have hidden themselves from her eye.”

by danama
 
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Altador Talk



I've noticed something rather interesting about this plot board. Whatever you need, you can get it here. From ways to keep busy until the next clue and annoying jokers help with the latest constellation, the Altador chat has it all. I suppose I'll start with a briefing on the various ways we've come up with for keeping busy. See, with this plot...



Other Stories


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A Gift From the Doomed
"We really don't have too much of a choice, ZuBuxu. The Ferryman's last boat ride of the week is tonight..."

by xxnekoninjaxx

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The Downfall of Altador
Today was a festival for the heroes of Altador, celebrating their accomplishments and triumphs that they did for their homeland. It was taking place in the Hall of Heroes...

by wingsofblindlove

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Random Contests We Hope to Not See
You can find it in fields, decorate your neohome with it, paint your pet’s petpet dung, and should you even be daring enough, you can even eat it with a wide range of dung delicacies. But would you want it to be art as well?

Also by seth_z

by silentbutterfly


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Which Flower Are You?
Here are a few different personality types, along with matching floral suggestions: Which flower fits your personality?

by purplepassiony2k

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And the Meepits Outgrabe
*chomp*

by kittylin

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Journeys of Meridell
How can I phrase this politely?

by prismfire



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