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The Day The Plushies Took Over!: Part One

"This can't be. Where is everything? Why is it all plushie? What's wrong!"

by poopdoo134
The Path to Freedom: Part One

Sampson wasn’t good at anything. All the other pets, like their owner, were superstars. Sampson was not. He was just the normal, unpainted, lousy-at-everything pet, at least according to all the others. And what hurt Sampson the most was that they were right...

by bathschool123
The Fall of Qasala: Part One

“My spies tell me that their ruler, Princess Amira, apparently isn’t content with just Sakhmet. She has this idea that she rules over the entire Desert. To enforce her rule, she’s sent out armies to conquer any ‘renegade cities’ that might have hidden themselves from her eye.”

by danama
 
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A Meepit's Plea



Dear Neopian, Being a Meepit is not easy. The constant petting, hugging, and adoration from Meepit fans is not what we really want. I am writing to you, the average Neopian, on behalf of all the Meepits – we do not wish to be embraced, nor do we want to be adored by you. All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for?



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Chronicles of the Mahirmai Khan: Lost
Lazily, Raghidmab debated whether it was worth the effort to walk down the hill to the creek for a drink. Thirst finally won over lethargy...

by nimras23

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The Downfall of Altador
Today was a festival for the heroes of Altador, celebrating their accomplishments and triumphs that they did for their homeland. It was taking place in the Hall of Heroes...

by wingsofblindlove

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Meepits of Doom!
All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for?

by pinkandprecious

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Eggs or Neggs?
Are neggs more nutritious than eggs? Can eggs be as pretty as neggs? There are a lot of questions we would like to have answered...

by twiddl3d33

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Completely Silly and Insane
Poor, poor Oldek.

by magickrystal32

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Hiss...terical?
Some pets are so not funny it's funny... hehe

by jbear113



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