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The Day The Plushies Took Over!: Part One

"This can't be. Where is everything? Why is it all plushie? What's wrong!"

by poopdoo134
The Path to Freedom: Part One

Sampson wasn’t good at anything. All the other pets, like their owner, were superstars. Sampson was not. He was just the normal, unpainted, lousy-at-everything pet, at least according to all the others. And what hurt Sampson the most was that they were right...

by bathschool123
The Fall of Qasala: Part One

“My spies tell me that their ruler, Princess Amira, apparently isn’t content with just Sakhmet. She has this idea that she rules over the entire Desert. To enforce her rule, she’s sent out armies to conquer any ‘renegade cities’ that might have hidden themselves from her eye.”

by danama
 
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Dear Neopian, Being a Meepit is not easy. The constant petting, hugging, and adoration from Meepit fans is not what we really want. I am writing to you, the average Neopian, on behalf of all the Meepits – we do not wish to be embraced, nor do we want to be adored by you. All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for?



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A Day in the Life of a Health Nut
"That's right, class! Today is National Neopian Job-Shadowing day, a day that invites you to follow a working Neopian on a work day to see what their career is like."

by lassie_nikki

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A Bad Dream
"Ha. No matter how hard every pirate acts, they are a total softie about makeup."

by anna_invincible

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The Joys of Basic Coloured Pets
Basic coloured pets keep your everyday life and schedule in order and intact. Don’t you believe me? Here are some common problems people face with a painted pet.

by daburro

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Eggs or Neggs?
Are neggs more nutritious than eggs? Can eggs be as pretty as neggs? There are a lot of questions we would like to have answered...

by twiddl3d33

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Questionable Taste
Dinner is SERVED!

Idea by lightningryu

by anti_doirn


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Explosion of Flavor
It's best to defuse a bomberry before eating...

by blumaroocrazy21



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