|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 238 | 5th day of Hunting, Y8
|The Day The Plushies Took Over!: Part One"This can't be. Where is everything? Why is it all plushie? What's wrong!"|
|The Path to Freedom: Part OneSampson wasn’t good at anything. All the other pets, like their owner, were
superstars. Sampson was not. He was just the normal, unpainted, lousy-at-everything
pet, at least according to all the others. And what hurt Sampson the most was
that they were right...|
|The Fall of Qasala: Part One“My spies tell me that their ruler, Princess Amira, apparently isn’t
content with just Sakhmet. She has this idea that she rules over the entire
Desert. To enforce her rule, she’s sent out armies to conquer any ‘renegade
cities’ that might have hidden themselves from her eye.”|
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A Meepit's Plea
Dear Neopian, Being a Meepit is not easy. The constant petting, hugging, and adoration from Meepit fans is not what we really want. I am writing to you, the average Neopian, on behalf of all the Meepits – we do not wish to be embraced, nor do we want to be adored by you. All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for?
|The Downfall of Altador|
Today was a festival
for the heroes of Altador, celebrating their accomplishments and triumphs that
they did for their homeland. It was taking place in the Hall of Heroes...
|Eggs or Neggs?|
Are neggs more nutritious than eggs? Can eggs be as pretty as neggs? There are
a lot of questions we would like to have answered...
|Random Contests We Hope to Not See|
find it in fields, decorate your neohome with it, paint your pet’s petpet dung,
and should you even be daring enough, you can even eat it with a wide range
of dung delicacies. But would you want it to be art as well?
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