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The Joys of Basic Coloured Pets

Basic coloured pets keep your everyday life and schedule in order and intact. Don’t you believe me? Here are some common problems people face with a painted pet.

by daburro
Typerofdoom's Guide to Hiring a Shopkeeper

Find out how having the right shopkeeper can you earn more neopoints!

by typerofdoom
The Vanishing Books

Why are all the puffs of smoke multicolored!!??

by evilsierraassassin
Meepits of Doom!

All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for?

by pinkandprecious
What You Do or Don't Know About Stan

He is caring and sympathetic, and does try to help people, as long as it doesn't involve giving away; for obvious reasons he doesn't like to share his items.

by my2nyour2
Random Contest Fandom

Never the same contest twice, the Random Contest is the only competition that everyone has a shot at winning. That's right, everyone! Any age, any talent, any anything! Every week the contest changes...

by qbureau
Eggs or Neggs?

Are neggs more nutritious than eggs? Can eggs be as pretty as neggs? There are a lot of questions we would like to have answered...

by twiddl3d33
Random Contests We Hope to Not See

You can find it in fields, decorate your neohome with it, paint your pet’s petpet dung, and should you even be daring enough, you can even eat it with a wide range of dung delicacies. But would you want it to be art as well?

Also by seth_z

by silentbutterfly

Which Flower Are You?

Here are a few different personality types, along with matching floral suggestions: Which flower fits your personality?

by purplepassiony2k
The Many Uses of Plot - Altador

Since the Altador plot started at the end of March, many people have made the Altador Plot Board their third Neohome (Altador itself is their second; those darn clues are getting harder and harder to find), myself included...

by dark_goddess_rising
Kayla Lovers Unite!

Move over, Kauvara and Edna… there’s a new witch in town… Kayla! With her passion for chemistry you’ll never know what’s bubbling (or exploding) in her potion shop!

by ellen1117
 
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Altador Talk



I've noticed something rather interesting about this plot board. Whatever you need, you can get it here. From ways to keep busy until the next clue and annoying jokers help with the latest constellation, the Altador chat has it all. I suppose I'll start with a briefing on the various ways we've come up with for keeping busy. See, with this plot...



Other Stories


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A Day in the Life of a Health Nut
"That's right, class! Today is National Neopian Job-Shadowing day, a day that invites you to follow a working Neopian on a work day to see what their career is like."

by lassie_nikki

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My Friends, My Family, and Me
You are probably wondering why I, a once beautiful red Acara, now dingy, unkempt, and dirt poor, am standing in line in the Soup Kitchen...

by feliscata

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Night of Thade: Part Two
"Mr. Thade... I mean, Eliv, is controlling your thoughts for part of the time; surely you must know why…or have some kind of clue!"

by sallyacorn310

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The Fall of Qasala: Part One
“My spies tell me that their ruler, Princess Amira, apparently isn’t content with just Sakhmet. She has this idea that she rules over the entire Desert. To enforce her rule, she’s sent out armies to conquer any ‘renegade cities’ that might have hidden themselves from her eye.”

by danama

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Cooking Secrets
I. Hate. Shopping.

by ssjelitegirl

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Brain Teasers
STOP POKING ME!

by coco_dog_92



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