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The Joys of Basic Coloured Pets

Basic coloured pets keep your everyday life and schedule in order and intact. Don’t you believe me? Here are some common problems people face with a painted pet.

by daburro
Typerofdoom's Guide to Hiring a Shopkeeper

Find out how having the right shopkeeper can you earn more neopoints!

by typerofdoom
The Vanishing Books

Why are all the puffs of smoke multicolored!!??

by evilsierraassassin
Meepits of Doom!

All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for?

by pinkandprecious
What You Do or Don't Know About Stan

He is caring and sympathetic, and does try to help people, as long as it doesn't involve giving away; for obvious reasons he doesn't like to share his items.

by my2nyour2
Random Contest Fandom

Never the same contest twice, the Random Contest is the only competition that everyone has a shot at winning. That's right, everyone! Any age, any talent, any anything! Every week the contest changes...

by qbureau
Eggs or Neggs?

Are neggs more nutritious than eggs? Can eggs be as pretty as neggs? There are a lot of questions we would like to have answered...

by twiddl3d33
Random Contests We Hope to Not See

You can find it in fields, decorate your neohome with it, paint your pet’s petpet dung, and should you even be daring enough, you can even eat it with a wide range of dung delicacies. But would you want it to be art as well?

Also by seth_z

by silentbutterfly

Which Flower Are You?

Here are a few different personality types, along with matching floral suggestions: Which flower fits your personality?

by purplepassiony2k
The Many Uses of Plot - Altador

Since the Altador plot started at the end of March, many people have made the Altador Plot Board their third Neohome (Altador itself is their second; those darn clues are getting harder and harder to find), myself included...

by dark_goddess_rising
Kayla Lovers Unite!

Move over, Kauvara and Edna… there’s a new witch in town… Kayla! With her passion for chemistry you’ll never know what’s bubbling (or exploding) in her potion shop!

by ellen1117
 
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"The Phantom of 1000 Tombs" by anjie
The book was old, held tightly in the paw of Meti, a small Plushie Draik. A dreamy expression was fixed upon his face, his thoughts overcome with fantasies of adventures in far away lands. With wonder and awe, he read aloud from the tome...




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The Star of Friendship
Her purple faerie wings fluttered every once in a while, and her violet hair was only slightly disheveled. But this was only on the outside. Inside, the Faerie Queen was furious...

by ezparanza

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Scaring Simohn
Not every Halloween Blumaroo is good at scaring other neopets...

by blumaroocrazy21

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Tropical Tragedy: Search for the Jungly Jem: Part Two
As we approached the bamboo door, it sprung open magically. To me, it was scary. Doors aren’t supposed to shoot open without anyone pushing it...

by cheopspyramid

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The Day The Plushies Took Over!: Part One
"This can't be. Where is everything? Why is it all plushie? What's wrong!"

by poopdoo134

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Unhinged
What? I see no 'Natural Talent'...

by sharkies

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"Say what?"
Nah...

Also by kevinneo1328

by leeloo18




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