Articles

	The Joys of Basic Coloured Pets Basic coloured pets keep your everyday life and schedule in order and intact. Don’t you believe me? Here are some common problems people face with a painted pet. by daburro
	Typerofdoom's Guide to Hiring a Shopkeeper Find out how having the right shopkeeper can you earn more neopoints! by typerofdoom
	The Vanishing Books Why are all the puffs of smoke multicolored!!?? by evilsierraassassin
	Meepits of Doom! All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for? by pinkandprecious
	What You Do or Don't Know About Stan He is caring and sympathetic, and does try to help people, as long as it doesn't involve giving away; for obvious reasons he doesn't like to share his items. by my2nyour2
	Random Contest Fandom Never the same contest twice, the Random Contest is the only competition that everyone has a shot at winning. That's right, everyone! Any age, any talent, any anything! Every week the contest changes... by qbureau
	Eggs or Neggs? Are neggs more nutritious than eggs? Can eggs be as pretty as neggs? There are a lot of questions we would like to have answered... by twiddl3d33
	Random Contests We Hope to Not See You can find it in fields, decorate your neohome with it, paint your pet’s petpet dung, and should you even be daring enough, you can even eat it with a wide range of dung delicacies. But would you want it to be art as well? Also by seth_z by silentbutterfly
	Which Flower Are You? Here are a few different personality types, along with matching floral suggestions: Which flower fits your personality? by purplepassiony2k
	The Many Uses of Plot - Altador Since the Altador plot started at the end of March, many people have made the Altador Plot Board their third Neohome (Altador itself is their second; those darn clues are getting harder and harder to find), myself included... by dark_goddess_rising
	Kayla Lovers Unite! Move over, Kauvara and Edna… there’s a new witch in town… Kayla! With her passion for chemistry you’ll never know what’s bubbling (or exploding) in her potion shop! by ellen1117

Search the Neopian Times

Headlines

A Meepit's Plea

Dear Neopian, Being a Meepit is not easy. The constant petting, hugging, and adoration from Meepit fans is not what we really want. I am writing to you, the average Neopian, on behalf of all the Meepits – we do not wish to be embraced, nor do we want to be adored by you. All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for?

Other Stories

---------

The Downfall of Altador
Today was a festival for the heroes of Altador, celebrating their accomplishments and triumphs that they did for their homeland. It was taking place in the Hall of Heroes...

by wingsofblindlove

---------

Getting Rid of Zara
Little frowned. "Momma, aren't you going to help me find Zara?" he asked...

by broadwaybaby986

---------

Tropical Tragedy: Search for the Jungly Jem: Part Two
As we approached the bamboo door, it sprung open magically. To me, it was scary. Doors aren’t supposed to shoot open without anyone pushing it...

by cheopspyramid

---------

The Dark Before the Dawn II: My Other Half: Part Two
I couldn’t help but think that what the doctor had told us was odd. I almost didn’t believe him. I’ve never known Sugar to place the blame on someone else if she knows it was not their fault...

by jambammer

---------

Randomn3ss
"Talk, or the asparagus gets it!"

Idea by spunwayout

by acdc83

---------

Land of Pacman
*drools* Now all we need is custard!

by pacmanite

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.