|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 238 | 5th day of Hunting, Y8
|The Joys of Basic Coloured PetsBasic coloured pets keep your everyday life and schedule in order and intact.
Don’t you believe me? Here are some common problems people face with a painted
|Typerofdoom's Guide to Hiring a ShopkeeperFind out how having the right shopkeeper can you earn more neopoints!|
|The Vanishing BooksWhy are all the puffs of smoke multicolored!!??|
|Meepits of Doom!All we want is global domination; is that so much to ask for?|
|What You Do or Don't Know About StanHe is caring and sympathetic, and does
try to help people, as long as it doesn't involve giving away; for obvious reasons
he doesn't like to share his items. |
|Random Contest FandomNever the same contest
twice, the Random Contest is the only competition that everyone has a shot at
winning. That's right, everyone! Any age, any talent, any anything! Every week
the contest changes...|
|Eggs or Neggs?Are neggs more nutritious than eggs? Can eggs be as pretty as neggs? There are
a lot of questions we would like to have answered...|
|Random Contests We Hope to Not SeeYou can
find it in fields, decorate your neohome with it, paint your pet’s petpet dung,
and should you even be daring enough, you can even eat it with a wide range
of dung delicacies. But would you want it to be art as well?
Also by seth_z
|Which Flower Are You?Here are a few different personality types, along with matching
floral suggestions: Which flower fits your personality? |
|The Many Uses of Plot - AltadorSince the Altador plot started at the end of March, many people have made the
Altador Plot Board their third Neohome (Altador itself is their second; those
darn clues are getting harder and harder to find), myself included...|
|Kayla Lovers Unite!Move over, Kauvara and Edna… there’s a new witch in town… Kayla! With her passion
for chemistry you’ll never know what’s bubbling (or exploding) in her potion shop! |
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"Getting Rid of Zara" by broadwaybaby986
I rolled my eyes. More talk about Zara, Little's imaginary Ona. "It's too early for growing Yurbles to be up and playing. Go back to sleep, honey." Little growled at me, hoping it would make me think he was tougher than he really was...
I barely had time to put my Usuki back on the bookshelf before
I managed to catch nearly all of them, but a few of my prized possessions smashed
on contact with the solid wooden floor...
|The Path to Freedom: Part One|
Sampson wasn’t good at anything. All the other pets, like their owner, were
superstars. Sampson was not. He was just the normal, unpainted, lousy-at-everything
pet, at least according to all the others. And what hurt Sampson the most was
that they were right...