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Volcano Run II - A Brief Run-Through

Before we delve deeper into the game strategy, let's take a look at the differences between the two game versions...

by emtz
Lab Ray Rewards

I’m here today to talk about the Lab Ray. No, not the evils of it, but the benefits of it over the Training School (specifically the one on Mystery Island).

by philodox
13 Ways to Tell if You Are An Unlucky Neopian

You see, you are one of the elite Neopians who happen to carry the unlucky gene around with them! That's right, you are no ordinary Neopian; no, you are an Unlucky Neopian!

by kurt_lives_on
An Open Letter From Fyora

Can faeries even get gray hairs? Aside from the Grey Faerie, of course...

by bobafeis
Advanced Gummy Dice

Learn about the point system and tips and tricks as well as how to score more advanced combos in Attack of the Gummy Dice!

by stacigh
How to Juice Those Meepits

Everyone needs to eat and drink, it's just a fact of life. But no, it's not just Neopets that need these basic necessities.

by rabbit_jade
Editorial Questions You Never Knew About

I happen to have recovered a list of some of the questions, complaints, and whining that DIDN'T get answered, which I've decided need to be revealed to the Neopian community...

by sunny_forever
Coffee Habits

Whether it is served with biscuits or even ummagine, coffee is everyone’s favorite wake up call that puts that early morning smile on your face, but what does your coffee say about you?

by evilsierraassassin
Drop Site Acquired

Join the strong, the mighty, the mootix!!!

by spikecat244
 
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Are You Unlucky?



On your very first day on Neopets, you manage to land on the dreaded ‘Skeleton’ symbol on the ‘Wheel of Excitement’. Poor Fluffy will have to be stuck with a severe case of the Hoochie Coochies until you can manage enough money to buy the all important Hoochie Coochie Tablets to cure him. Of course, not having discovered the Soup Faerie yet, you have no money at all to feed poor Fluffy either, causing your pet to be diseased and starving...



Other Stories


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Unforgotten
By Silver

by czenko28

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A Different Kind of Present
Amber grinned. "Sure, Dana!" she said cheerfully. There was such warmth in the air, such great feelings of love and family. It was hard to imagine that she had ever been so afraid of these pets...

by bananas_and_cream

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The Hoarders: Part Seven
Kannice stepped diagonally and was standing in front of her next victim. "What do you know about today's robbery?" she demanded. "I need to know everything. Time, who was involved..."

by ruff_zette

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The Blue Blumaroo: Part Three
Melissa spoiled everything by treating Joey like he was a toddler! What did Tommy think of Joey now? Joey cringed in absolute humiliation...

by rainbow2skittle

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Say What?
Liquid toast, anyone?

by jjjellybean121

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Sweet Dreams
Nighttime is ALL the time!

Idea by firegirldesigns

by amit_oryan




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