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Volcano Run II - A Brief Run-Through

Before we delve deeper into the game strategy, let's take a look at the differences between the two game versions...

by emtz
Lab Ray Rewards

I’m here today to talk about the Lab Ray. No, not the evils of it, but the benefits of it over the Training School (specifically the one on Mystery Island).

by philodox
13 Ways to Tell if You Are An Unlucky Neopian

You see, you are one of the elite Neopians who happen to carry the unlucky gene around with them! That's right, you are no ordinary Neopian; no, you are an Unlucky Neopian!

by kurt_lives_on
An Open Letter From Fyora

Can faeries even get gray hairs? Aside from the Grey Faerie, of course...

by bobafeis
Advanced Gummy Dice

Learn about the point system and tips and tricks as well as how to score more advanced combos in Attack of the Gummy Dice!

by stacigh
How to Juice Those Meepits

Everyone needs to eat and drink, it's just a fact of life. But no, it's not just Neopets that need these basic necessities.

by rabbit_jade
Editorial Questions You Never Knew About

I happen to have recovered a list of some of the questions, complaints, and whining that DIDN'T get answered, which I've decided need to be revealed to the Neopian community...

by sunny_forever
Coffee Habits

Whether it is served with biscuits or even ummagine, coffee is everyone’s favorite wake up call that puts that early morning smile on your face, but what does your coffee say about you?

by evilsierraassassin
Drop Site Acquired

Join the strong, the mighty, the mootix!!!

by spikecat244
 
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Are You Unlucky?



On your very first day on Neopets, you manage to land on the dreaded ‘Skeleton’ symbol on the ‘Wheel of Excitement’. Poor Fluffy will have to be stuck with a severe case of the Hoochie Coochies until you can manage enough money to buy the all important Hoochie Coochie Tablets to cure him. Of course, not having discovered the Soup Faerie yet, you have no money at all to feed poor Fluffy either, causing your pet to be diseased and starving...



Other Stories


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A Lesson in Thanks
Kate could not help but notice her owner had begun to look increasingly edgy and nervous. "Kate, there is something I have to tell you," her owner began...

by ozzy3190

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Stuck in the SDB
Kira was a plushie Anubis. She had once been living in the Lost Desert, until the vacation that changed her life...

by roxy_star88

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Legacy of the Lost: Part One
"We two, the last of the Gold and the last of the Darigan, are the only ones to know of this group of islands..."

by kimssuperanimals

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Legend Seekers: Mysterious Magic - Part One
"Sir? I saw her arrive. She fell from the sky, and landed on a low-flying cloud, which carried her down here..."

by yatomiyuka

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The Umbrella
Adventures of a Ruki

by optimystique

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Say What?
Liquid toast, anyone?

by jjjellybean121



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