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Volcano Run II - A Brief Run-Through

Before we delve deeper into the game strategy, let's take a look at the differences between the two game versions...

by emtz
Lab Ray Rewards

I’m here today to talk about the Lab Ray. No, not the evils of it, but the benefits of it over the Training School (specifically the one on Mystery Island).

by philodox
13 Ways to Tell if You Are An Unlucky Neopian

You see, you are one of the elite Neopians who happen to carry the unlucky gene around with them! That's right, you are no ordinary Neopian; no, you are an Unlucky Neopian!

by kurt_lives_on
An Open Letter From Fyora

Can faeries even get gray hairs? Aside from the Grey Faerie, of course...

by bobafeis
Advanced Gummy Dice

Learn about the point system and tips and tricks as well as how to score more advanced combos in Attack of the Gummy Dice!

by stacigh
How to Juice Those Meepits

Everyone needs to eat and drink, it's just a fact of life. But no, it's not just Neopets that need these basic necessities.

by rabbit_jade
Editorial Questions You Never Knew About

I happen to have recovered a list of some of the questions, complaints, and whining that DIDN'T get answered, which I've decided need to be revealed to the Neopian community...

by sunny_forever
Coffee Habits

Whether it is served with biscuits or even ummagine, coffee is everyone’s favorite wake up call that puts that early morning smile on your face, but what does your coffee say about you?

by evilsierraassassin
Drop Site Acquired

Join the strong, the mighty, the mootix!!!

by spikecat244
 
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Are You Unlucky?



On your very first day on Neopets, you manage to land on the dreaded ‘Skeleton’ symbol on the ‘Wheel of Excitement’. Poor Fluffy will have to be stuck with a severe case of the Hoochie Coochies until you can manage enough money to buy the all important Hoochie Coochie Tablets to cure him. Of course, not having discovered the Soup Faerie yet, you have no money at all to feed poor Fluffy either, causing your pet to be diseased and starving...



Other Stories


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He Plays Guitar
"Oh, this thing?" The Nimmo took the object off his back and held it in front of the Usul to see up close. "It's called a guitar..."

by lovetheyardstick

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Rejection: Natalia's Story
"Who say ya'll got nothin'?" came a voice from behind her...

by ugotabkidinme741

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Disappearing Deaver - Part Six
In a way, he was still a suspect but I trusted him. There was something that made me know for sure that he was not involved in Kip's disappearance. It was the fact that he bought her for DeSoto in the first place, and that he had no motive...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Legacy of the Lost: Part One
"We two, the last of the Gold and the last of the Darigan, are the only ones to know of this group of islands..."

by kimssuperanimals

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Battledome, Mummies, Balloons, Oh My!
Why do mummies have ballons?

by komodo_matta

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I'm In the NT!
Well... Tac gets too excited 'bout being in the Neopian Times.

by dingohybrid



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