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Volcano Run II - A Brief Run-Through

Before we delve deeper into the game strategy, let's take a look at the differences between the two game versions...

by emtz
Lab Ray Rewards

I’m here today to talk about the Lab Ray. No, not the evils of it, but the benefits of it over the Training School (specifically the one on Mystery Island).

by philodox
13 Ways to Tell if You Are An Unlucky Neopian

You see, you are one of the elite Neopians who happen to carry the unlucky gene around with them! That's right, you are no ordinary Neopian; no, you are an Unlucky Neopian!

by kurt_lives_on
An Open Letter From Fyora

Can faeries even get gray hairs? Aside from the Grey Faerie, of course...

by bobafeis
Advanced Gummy Dice

Learn about the point system and tips and tricks as well as how to score more advanced combos in Attack of the Gummy Dice!

by stacigh
How to Juice Those Meepits

Everyone needs to eat and drink, it's just a fact of life. But no, it's not just Neopets that need these basic necessities.

by rabbit_jade
Editorial Questions You Never Knew About

I happen to have recovered a list of some of the questions, complaints, and whining that DIDN'T get answered, which I've decided need to be revealed to the Neopian community...

by sunny_forever
Coffee Habits

Whether it is served with biscuits or even ummagine, coffee is everyone’s favorite wake up call that puts that early morning smile on your face, but what does your coffee say about you?

by evilsierraassassin
Drop Site Acquired

Join the strong, the mighty, the mootix!!!

by spikecat244
 
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"The Heart" by reggieman721
She had to work all day at the Employment Agency just to earn enough money to buy food each day. Sepia owned a small, neat house and few possessions. Her only item of value was a beautiful glass heart that she had owned her entire life. It was small but heavy, blown delicately out of red glass, and shaped perfectly. It stood next to her window so that the sunlight illuminated it...




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The Heart
Gloria was Sepia's only friend who, like her, was unpainted. Gloria was a blue Cybunny who lived a few blocks away from Sepia, and she shared the same ceaseless desire for a Faerie paint brush...

by reggieman721

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Love Will Find A Way
Dr. Frank Sloth approached his latest hapless victim, a small, unconscious Gruslen...

by sarahleeadvent

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Eleven
The room inside it looked comfortable enough. It was lit by several torches and candles as the two lids in either wall were the only ways out besides the door. There was a bed, a table with a chair and some shelves. The gatekeeper, who turned out to be a red Kiko, turned around only to face...

by ssjelitegirl

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part One
"Lovely," Blu the Island Gelert commented to no one in particular. She had just arrived on the white-sanded, crystalline-watered beach of Mystery Island. The golden afternoon sun sat high in the clear blue sky, pouring sunlight onto the placid beach...

by hotchick859

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A Special Petpet
This is what happens when you use the petpet lab.

by kristoffer_lc

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Fully Equipped #3
There's a small catch to those Clockwork Grundos, you know.

by dudeperson41



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