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||Issue: 275 | 19th day of Sleeping, Y9
|The HeartGloria was Sepia's only friend who, like her, was unpainted. Gloria was a blue Cybunny who lived a few blocks away from Sepia, and she shared the same ceaseless desire for a Faerie paint brush...|
|A Lesson in ThanksKate could not help but notice her owner had begun to look increasingly edgy and nervous.
"Kate, there is something I have to tell you," her owner began...|
|Stuck in the SDBKira was a plushie Anubis. She had once been living in the Lost Desert, until the vacation that changed her life...|
|A Different Kind of PresentAmber grinned. "Sure, Dana!" she said cheerfully. There was such warmth in the air, such great feelings of love and family. It was hard to imagine that she had ever been so afraid of these pets... |
|He Plays Guitar"Oh, this thing?" The Nimmo took the object off his back and held it in front of the Usul to see up close. "It's called a guitar..."|
|Rules of the House"Fine, then, run about, do what you will, but, please, allow me time to write..."|
|Rejection: Natalia's Story"Who say ya'll got nothin'?" came a voice from behind her...|
|Love Will Find A WayDr. Frank Sloth approached his latest hapless victim, a small, unconscious Gruslen...|
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"Love Will Find A Way" by sarahleeadvent
"Go away," he snapped irritably. "Can't you see I'm busy finding a way to annihilate you?" The Gruslen emitted a soft yawn that nearly swallowed its face, then hopped up onto Sloth's lap. "No!" the evil genius barked, shoving it roughly onto the floor. The Gruslen sprang back onto his lap. Sloth shoved it off. The Gruslen got back on. Sloth shoved it off. The Gruslen got back on...
|Advanced Gummy Dice|
Learn about the point system and tips and tricks as well as how to score more advanced combos in Attack of the Gummy Dice!
|Lab Ray Rewards|
I’m here today to talk about the Lab Ray. No, not the evils of it, but the benefits of it over the Training School (specifically the one on Mystery Island).
|Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Eleven|
The room inside it looked comfortable enough. It was lit by several torches and candles as the two lids in either wall were the only ways out besides the door. There was a bed, a table with a chair and some shelves. The gatekeeper, who turned out to be a red Kiko, turned around only to face...