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||Issue: 275 | 19th day of Sleeping, Y9
|Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part ElevenThe room inside it looked comfortable enough. It was lit by several torches and candles as the two lids in either wall were the only ways out besides the door. There was a bed, a table with a chair and some shelves. The gatekeeper, who turned out to be a red Kiko, turned around only to face...|
|In This Together: Part EightThe passage was opening up, becoming wider and taller, and I pulled myself to my hooves and started to run. Lights flashed past me as I bolted down the corridor...|
|The Hoarders: Part SevenKannice stepped diagonally and was standing in front of her next victim. "What do you know about today's robbery?" she demanded. "I need to know everything. Time, who was involved..."|
|The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Disappearing Deaver - Part SixIn a way, he was still a suspect but I trusted him. There was something that made me know for sure that he was not involved in Kip's disappearance. It was the fact that he bought her for DeSoto in the first place, and that he had no motive...|
|Revisited: Part Six"Four down, three to go!" The voice came again, this time laughing insanely. This time, both the Kyrii and the Gelert heard it, and all three pets turned to each other with wide eyes...|
|Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part Five"It's worth a shot," she said. She reached over into Sam's pack and retrieved her coin, while Sam pulled his out of his pocket. Together, they put their coins in the holes. A bright light flashed, and when all of them opened their eyes...|
|A Heroine's Heist: Part FourShe had been taught that the juice from a puntec fruit was good for cuts and scars. When Cassie finally found one, she carefully broke it in half...|
|A Very Feepit Christmas: Part FiveAt the doorway to the living room, Cadmium was literally bouncing up and down in anticipation. "Can we have at 'em?" she asked, her green eyes dancing with excitement...|
|Another Hero's Journey: Part TwoHe was jealous, and furious as well, but mostly jealous. Plus, he was thoroughly humiliated. As if getting beaten in a mock duel after a winning streak during their earlier years wasn't enough... |
|Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part ThreeRolan had rather curtly dismissed everyone else in the library so they could have time to think and talk about the theft of Brightvale's relics...|
|The Blue Blumaroo: Part ThreeMelissa spoiled everything by treating Joey like he was a toddler! What did Tommy think of Joey now? Joey cringed in absolute humiliation...|
|Amelie Wins The Battle: Part Two"Quiet! Quiet! Yes, you at the back, that includes you, everyone, SHUT UP! My name's Lizzie, and I will be taking you for Battledome courses. Now, you are all on Grasshopper courses, but hopefully..."|
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"Love Will Find A Way" by sarahleeadvent
"Go away," he snapped irritably. "Can't you see I'm busy finding a way to annihilate you?" The Gruslen emitted a soft yawn that nearly swallowed its face, then hopped up onto Sloth's lap. "No!" the evil genius barked, shoving it roughly onto the floor. The Gruslen sprang back onto his lap. Sloth shoved it off. The Gruslen got back on. Sloth shoved it off. The Gruslen got back on...
|Stuck in the SDB|
Kira was a plushie Anubis. She had once been living in the Lost Desert, until the vacation that changed her life...
|He Plays Guitar|
"Oh, this thing?" The Nimmo took the object off his back and held it in front of the Usul to see up close. "It's called a guitar..."
|Lab Ray Rewards|
I’m here today to talk about the Lab Ray. No, not the evils of it, but the benefits of it over the Training School (specifically the one on Mystery Island).