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Pet Name: Syxodus
Owner: dead_phoenix
Breed: Krawk

*The theater curtain rises and a girl in her mid-teens walks out onto the stage and sits on a tall stool in front of the microphone. She strums on a guitar -rather badly- and starts to belt out a poem, completely off-key as she sings it*

Ohhhhh�.I have a krawk named Syxodus
He's really tall and witty
His golden mane hangs down his face
His eyes - ice blue and pretty!

He likes to learn, he likes to play
He's rather a good fighter
But if you dare to touch his clothes
He's also quite a biter!

Poor Syxodus is pretty friendly
Don't be afraid of looks
And if you ever stop by our house
For you he'll be forced to... uh... cook!

*Suddenly, a large, snazzy-dressed, yellowish krawk with a pair of teeny blue wings runs on stage and tears the microphone away*

Syxodus: Phoenix! Stop that horrible singing! You're killing my ears with your terrible rhyming!

Phoenix: But...I'm doing this for you, Sy�.I want people to love you so you'll win something�.*her eyes start to well up with tears*

Syxodus: *he gently pries the guitar away from her* I know, but there are alternate ways to do that. Although, I do admit your horrid rhymes were pretty accurate about me...

Phoenix: *she starts to whimper, with her feelings hurt a little bit* :\

Syxodus: Oh come on o_o; I didn't mean to sound like that. Please don't cry...

Phoenix: *sniffle* *sniffle* *SNNNRRRRK*

Syxodus: *he gives her a nice big hug*

*An equally huge white krawk stands near the edge of the stage and holds up a sign to everyone that reads "Awww�"*

Audience: Aaaawwwwwwwww!

Syxodus: *pulls away from his owner and brushes off his clothes* How many minutes do we have left up here? Five? *he checks his watch *

Phoenix: *she's feeling much better now* Why in Neopia are you asking ME of all people? I have no sense of time at all. O_o *she gets off the stool and walks offstage*

Syxodus: *turns towards the audience* Well�uh�In the remaining few minutes, I'm just gonna quickly tell you all some extra things about myself, okay? Okay! My name is Syxodus. Sicks-oh-does. Weird, huh? People call me Sy or Syx for short. As you have probably noticed, I'm over a foot taller than all normal krawks, and the reason for this is because Phoenix created me as a proud and noble eyrie before morphing me. Among other things I like training, fighting, reading, cooking (yes, cooking. Its not a girl thing anymore), fuzzy kitties, chicken suits, and long walks on the beach at sunset. *he grins. Just as he started talking about his dislikes, the alarm on his watch rings* And that's all the time I have for today! Thanks for putting up with Phoenix's singing and my super fast babbling! May the force be with you!

*As Syxodus waves to the audience, the curtain falls down at an alarming speed. It knocks him on the head, bounces off, and then closes*

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