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 Pet Name: tuterra Owner: obviously_not_insane Breed: Grundo About tuterra: You're walking in the woods. You're cryptid hunting but there's nobody with you. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him; Tuterra the log. He's following you, about thirty feet back, he has no arms but his stump legs carry him fast. He's coming closer! It's Tuterra the log. You're looking for your camera but it's nowhere to be found. He's really close now, but it's too dark for a picture. Dear lord, it's already dark! Running through the grass towards Tuterra the log, How's he run so fast, Tuterra the log? Hiding in the shadows… Impish woodland grundo, Tuterra the log! Living in the woods, Tuterra the log, Local urban myth, Tuterra the log, Hiding from the cameras… Impish woodland grundo, Tuterra the log! You run deeper into the forest but you seem to have lost him, and you're hopefully lost yourself. Stranded and feeling disheartened, you creep silently through the underbrush. Ha! In the distance! A small clearing in the foliage! Life! You move stealthily towards it, but your leg! No, you trip on a tree root! Injuring your ankle, quiet, quiet… Limping towards the clearing, quiet, quiet… You're hiding in the bushes… Sitting in the clearing, Tuterra the log. Gnawing on some trash, Tuterra the log, but he doesn't see you enter, Tuterra the log, You're sneaking up behind him… Picking up the imp, Tuterra the log. Kicking at the air, Tuterra the log, Trying hard to bite you, Tuterra the log, Throwing a huge tantrum, Complete and utter toddler; Tuterra the log. You limp into the dark woods, the tiny grundo slung under your arm. You have bested the woodland imp, Tuterra the log. Wait! He's not done yet! Tuterra surprise! He's biting at your forearm, with rage in his eyes, But you're a good deal bigger, keep on carrying Tuterra the log. He's throwing quite the fit, Tuterra the log, Acting like a kid, Tuterra the log. You try to keep on carrying Tuterra the log, but you're walking pretty slow on your bad leg. He's shrieking really loud and putting up a fuss, You find it funny how you thought this would be tough, Capturing a cryptid... And here you are carrying Tuterra the log. He finally quiets down, seemingly tired. You think of all the people you're about to prove wrong. You've finally got evidence of the existence of Tuterra the log. You’re walking in the woods, there’s no one around, and you’re hopelessly lost. You misplaced your map long ago and are aimlessly wandering through the foliage, but in your arms you have him; Tuterra the log. He stopped squirming a while ago, but he’s not quite done trying to escape. Oh! he kicks you in the ribs! You drop him, and, oh no, there he goes! He breaks into a sprint, he isn’t looking back, Off into the woods, and he’s gone in a flash, You look upon in horror, Never to be seen again, Tuterra the log!
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