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	Outsider Within: Face of Evil - Part Ten "You do not get to choose your name," she said. "Your name is proved by your actions." by tashni
	Return of the Crimson Witch: Part Six The witches always lived on the line; it was where the magic and the power were, after all. And here Edna was, walking the line between life and death... by herdygerdy
	Secrets in Shenkuu: Part Three "Princess Lunara, what are you doing in the kitchen?" he inquired. "This is a place for servants and chefs, not princesses." by a_greenparrot
	The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part Seven "I don't see why you're so surprised. It wouldn't be the first time our client turned on us..." by playmobil_is_my_life
	The Sorcerer: Part Seven "I think," said Lord Darigan slowly, "that the most sensible course of action would be a careful examination of the curse itself." by jokerhahaazzz
	Shad and Saura: Black Fire - Part Five "The Night Katana is a special item, passed in the royal family through generations, and we will not take its disappearance lightly." Art by ssjelitegirl by ssjelitegirl
	Revenge: Part Three "Oh, come on, you know you want to help us!" whined a familiar high pitched voice. I stopped right in my tracks and hid behind a nearby trashcan. by shadow_sabre_
	Messenger: Just Another Pirate Tale - Part Two "Wouldn't you be alarmed if someone had a sword at your throat?" I asked nervously... by hedgehog_queen
	Oivend and the Adventure of Token and Future: Part Two Hey!" The Gnorbu held the bottle to his face, eying the mischievous Petpet. "Well, fine. I guess you'd like to come with me, eh?" by anfkc112093

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Many Neopians have come to adore their irresistibly adorable grey pets. Whether it's because of their large cherry pink eyes, dismayed expressions, or eternal hopelessness, we have fallen in love. Grey pets are celebrated all over Neopia and even have their own special day. But since we are so used to their miserable frowns, I began to wonder, how hard is it for a grey pet to smile? In an attempt to express my love and affection for all grey pets, I have composed these fool proof steps in making your grey pet smile...

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