"Colonel Cobb Meets his Match" by rosabellk "Now, troops, today is a very special day: we're welcoming some new recruits to our ranks. They're – Johnson!" he suddenly snapped. "Private Johnson, what in Neopia do you think you're doing?" Cobb goose-stepped over to a Chokato that had a small Ladyblurg crawling on its leaves. Cobb was furious. "Insubordination! Harboring enemy combatants!"