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Issue: 239 | 12th day of Hunting, Y8

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	Flustered Custard Yummy? Also by drewcr2525 by glowing_banana
	Secret Weapon? Why Lisha wears her nerdy glasses... by yummysamwich
	Simple Sketches Altador! by purpleplayingpenguin
	Muffiminies 1000 isn't that big, surely... by dragonmasster23
	The Pixel Platter Is it the Rainbow Fountain that's broken? by zebraxas
	The Best Way to Get a Coconut SIGH Why do coconuts grow so high!!!?? by ximerika
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 8 by the_darkjedi
	The Randomness of Skarl Have you any idea how many times I've heard that joke today? Also by bartdrunkeys by velveteen
	Razzle Dazzle Couldn't you have gotten something a little less creepy? by khestrel
	Thoughts from the OLDPD: Life After Neopets What paintbrushes do after retirement... Also by danger_pickle by extemporal
	Lesson 271: Take Your Pet to the Groomers Time for your haircut! by _mauwie_
	A Lutari Does His First Dailies Ooops. by texastiki
	Altachuck Adventures! Aaaarrggggh! by jono_vision
	Flight - #1 It was such a good plan... by dusket
	A Day in the Life of Nellie... Join Sentinella (or Nellie as we call her), Guardian of the the Confederacy in her madcap Chia hunting adventures... by tahleighja
	Random Stuff - Robotastic! Hey! Do I have to eat THIS? by p0king
	Turnip-head SLOTH And you thought Sloth's ray-gun only worked on items... by virtualmetalclone
	Insanity Sparx growl... spin... bite! Also by kioasakka by flamefox12
	Petpetpetpets Why can't petpetpets have pets? by frost_faerie
	Neotales Obeeyyy the meepits... by agent_t
	Pint Sized Wait... What IS Ubuuroi? by lachtaube
	Spooky Games, huh? by ghostkomorichu
	It's Makeover Time! Yay! :) by iluvcheesecake02
	Neopian Coffee Shop, Part 3 My feelings exactly... Idea by patjade by mindsend
	Cybunny Attack Who would have guessed? by azellica
	Disastrous Dubloons High scores can hurt... by ethan_redshaw
	Moooaaaaaannnnnnnn!!! Your problem is obvious. Also by kalfeer by manda314
	Thumbs Up slurrrrp Story by _sweet_lissa_ by frayedknot
	All in a Neopian Day The secret behind Jhudora's lovely ring... by confuzerated
	Today in Neopia Oops... by eyeslikestars
	Court Of Ebil: Not So Devil "Dude... It was HIM..." Also by daniekins by delaney000
	MiaFaery flop by kinohi

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