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Issue: 239 | 12th day of Hunting, Y8 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
A pirate lives and dies by the whim of the winds and the waters. To him, it is his ticket away from the laws and constraints of the land. He is forever in awe of the power of the sea.
Sticking With It
The most common cause of Neopets Burnout is because the player has set a goal they cannot achieve. If you desire ten million neopoints, don’t force yourself to try and earn 50,000 neopoints a day or any large amount like that. Even skilled restockers would have trouble with that goal... |
How to Auction
For those who never tried it, or those who tried but always got that woeful neomail from TNT saying, "Sorry, this neomail is to inform you that your auction has NOT been successful," I hereby present my own observations and thoughts on some of the basics of setting up a successful auction... |
 | Lovely Lutaris
For those of you who perhaps missed the festivities, I will take a moment to describe to you the Lutaris, in all their glory. Of course, this does not come anywhere near to actually being with a Lutari and seeing one for yourself; however, it is better than nothing! Firstly, there is... |
| Other Stories |
"That Purple Grundo" by dragoncrazy10
There was no time for names in the life we led. I was a Grundo slave in a section of the space station. I and so many others were responsible for manufacturing Neopian products, be it toys, keychains, or a matter of different foods. I was not an extraordinary Grundo. In fact, I was one of the... |
"Thief-catching 101: an Interview with the Pant Devil" by dark_stars_angel
It took me quite a while before I could concoct a sneaky scheme to snare that ghostly menace, but when he came floating out of the sky one day and tried to steal Chivalry's favorite Tiger Couch right out from under him, we were ready... |
"Never Get Mad" by 4zure
Countless miniature cups had been placed all around his bedroom floor, each filled with water. If he wanted to get out through the door, he'd have to drink his way to it. Deciding that he wasn't thirsty enough for that, he grumbled irritably as he climbed through his window, only to step into... |
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